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Sam
@cstyson.bsky.social
“Sir, this is an Arby’s”

Once booted from the hell site because my governor had a side piece and I had jokes. A chapter of my life story is chronicled in legal textbooks.

I’m just praying for the lord to deliver me from these pick sixes.

📍Charleston
Ahhh yes, AI doing AI things. Tempted to get into an existential discussion with the definition of “today” with it
November 22, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I know what I see. What do you see?
September 19, 2025 at 12:38 AM
September 12, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I asked Copilot to spit me out a play after seeing yours, and I can honestly say mine is more efficient because I'm running it with 9 players on offense. The defense is only bringing out 7.5 guys though, so not sure what they're thinking.

Also not sure why only the RB is lined up behind scrimmage
August 20, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Number of sleeps until #Panthers preseason football:
August 8, 2025 at 2:08 AM
You don’t fucking say.
August 3, 2025 at 3:48 PM
America, you are here
July 25, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Nobody:

Charleston dating scene:
March 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
For real, TF this is?!
February 8, 2025 at 5:02 PM
So it turns out there are other phrases besides “stop” that will get you unsubscribed from texts you didn’t sign up for.

For example, the nazis also unsubscribe you for this:
January 23, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I’m over here doing my best Joe Biden “Come on, man”impression with that headline.
January 2, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Contract role for social media management. You can’t convince me companies want to hire people now.
December 31, 2024 at 6:12 PM
Whoa! I slept really well last night (except for waking up for bathroom breaks). But I’m so recharged!
December 22, 2024 at 1:16 PM
December 21, 2024 at 11:29 PM
I don’t think that’s correct…? But also …huh?
December 8, 2024 at 2:04 AM
No way! That’s false?! I mean, maybe if it was $20 trillion lololol

Canceling The View isn’t the worst idea, though.
December 3, 2024 at 10:40 PM
November 24, 2024 at 7:17 PM
This is one of my favorite pictures of a document ever!
July 5, 2023 at 1:15 PM
July 4, 2023 at 1:36 PM
Crab party!!!
July 4, 2023 at 11:37 AM
*I Dream of Jeannie music plays*
June 30, 2023 at 2:25 PM
Your jam box is now blusky’s by way of our actions
June 30, 2023 at 1:42 AM