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I still think one of the funniest twists I’ve ever experienced is near the end of Resident Evil 8 where you find out you’ve been dead the whole time and you get told “yeah didn’t you think it was weird that you could staple your hand back onto your wrist??”
January 26, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I still think one of the funniest twists I’ve ever experienced is near the end of Resident Evil 8 where you find out you’ve been dead the whole time and you get told “yeah didn’t you think it was weird that you could staple your hand back onto your wrist??”
Get off the phone mom said it’s my turn to skeet
December 14, 2024 at 8:27 PM
Get off the phone mom said it’s my turn to skeet
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this is the money Marge. reskeet for good fortune
December 8, 2024 at 5:29 AM
this is the money Marge. reskeet for good fortune
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Boss makes a dollar I make a dime, I skeet on company time :)
December 4, 2024 at 12:30 AM
Boss makes a dollar I make a dime, I skeet on company time :)
my mum said it’s ok for you to come with me to take the ring to Mordor if your mum says it’s ok
December 1, 2024 at 6:33 PM
my mum said it’s ok for you to come with me to take the ring to Mordor if your mum says it’s ok
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(At an Irish funeral) ohhhhh. I thought you wanted me to give top to the mourning 🤦♀️
November 29, 2024 at 12:29 PM
(At an Irish funeral) ohhhhh. I thought you wanted me to give top to the mourning 🤦♀️
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Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
November 29, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
holy infant so tender and mild…what if I want it well done
November 29, 2024 at 2:58 PM
holy infant so tender and mild…what if I want it well done
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When did I pass 2,000 skeets? 😭
November 29, 2024 at 4:12 AM
When did I pass 2,000 skeets? 😭
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November 25, 2024 at 4:15 PM
In this world it’s skeet or be skeeten
November 29, 2024 at 1:36 PM
In this world it’s skeet or be skeeten
To skeet or not to skeet…that is the question
November 29, 2024 at 1:34 PM
To skeet or not to skeet…that is the question
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(Rihanna voice) I'm friends with the lobster down on the sea bed
November 26, 2024 at 8:42 PM
(Rihanna voice) I'm friends with the lobster down on the sea bed
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I wouldn’t shit here with a ten foot ass
November 27, 2024 at 12:45 AM
I wouldn’t shit here with a ten foot ass
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November 28, 2024 at 1:58 PM
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has anyone seen the netflix christmas movie where lacey chabert fucks a living snowman who has the mind of a toddler
November 28, 2024 at 11:24 PM
has anyone seen the netflix christmas movie where lacey chabert fucks a living snowman who has the mind of a toddler
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Rats are punk rock
Dogs are arena rock
Cats are synthwave
Owls are math rock
Horses are radio pop
Birds other than owls are yacht rock
Snakes are symphonic metal
Fish are new wave
Ferrets are thrash metal
Racoons are industrial
Lizards are southern rock
Dogs are arena rock
Cats are synthwave
Owls are math rock
Horses are radio pop
Birds other than owls are yacht rock
Snakes are symphonic metal
Fish are new wave
Ferrets are thrash metal
Racoons are industrial
Lizards are southern rock
November 29, 2024 at 2:27 AM
Rats are punk rock
Dogs are arena rock
Cats are synthwave
Owls are math rock
Horses are radio pop
Birds other than owls are yacht rock
Snakes are symphonic metal
Fish are new wave
Ferrets are thrash metal
Racoons are industrial
Lizards are southern rock
Dogs are arena rock
Cats are synthwave
Owls are math rock
Horses are radio pop
Birds other than owls are yacht rock
Snakes are symphonic metal
Fish are new wave
Ferrets are thrash metal
Racoons are industrial
Lizards are southern rock
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I’m not saying I’ve been depressed, but I’ve watched Lord of the Rings every 3 days for 4 weeks straight and it’s starting to show.
November 29, 2024 at 2:51 AM
I’m not saying I’ve been depressed, but I’ve watched Lord of the Rings every 3 days for 4 weeks straight and it’s starting to show.
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"Life is hard and so am i" is one of the wildest opening lines of all time
November 29, 2024 at 6:10 AM
"Life is hard and so am i" is one of the wildest opening lines of all time
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Remember, if someone has the audacity to say that spending the weekend reading, drinking multiple cups of tea, and consuming a copious amount of cinnamon rolls “doesn’t sound exciting”, then it may be time to reassess their place in your life.
November 29, 2024 at 12:05 PM
Remember, if someone has the audacity to say that spending the weekend reading, drinking multiple cups of tea, and consuming a copious amount of cinnamon rolls “doesn’t sound exciting”, then it may be time to reassess their place in your life.