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Fuck if I know. He/Him
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“The discoloration on the president’s hand is superficial and no cause for worry—in fact, it is probably one of his healthiest anatomical regions,” said White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt https://theonion.com/white-house-downplays-trump-hand-bruise-as-least-concerning-part-of-body/
White House Downplays Trump Hand Bruise As Least Concerning Part Of Body
WASHINGTON—As they called attention to his alarmingly sallow complexion and rapidly deteriorating brain function, White House officials sought to quell speculation Monday over the bruising on Presiden...
theonion.com
August 27, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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People keep insinuating that I would be a Dragon type trainer since I'm attracted to D&D dragons- WRONG 😤

I've been a lover of Bug type Pokemon since I was 14 and first met Venipede in X/Y!!! Here's my latest team 🥰
March 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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I love when cats lay like horses. Does this make sense
February 26, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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Never misses
February 11, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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Harrison Ford says Troy Baker’s performance as Indiana Jones is proof that you don't need AI to replace actors

“You don’t need artificial intelligence to steal my soul. You can already do it for nickels and dimes with good ideas and talent. He did a brilliant job and it didn’t take AI to do it”
February 5, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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I still consider this one of my best videos ever, how will I top this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_lY...
January 18, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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EVERY MARVEL RIVALS QUICK MATCH EVER
January 12, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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“Will pay any amount.”

Feels like one of those futile pleas we’re going to hear from wealthy people more and more in the era of climate change.
January 8, 2025 at 6:16 AM
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Shit is going to get really bad, y'all.

Please understand this.
Meta has quietly removed major sections of its hate speech policy protecting LGBTQ people, people of color, women, immigrants, and other marginalized groups. Today’s alarming policy changes will allow anti-LGBTQ rhetoric, and cease to protect LGBTQ users from being targeted with such attacks
BREAKING NEWS: META AND MARK ZUCKERBERG REMOVE LONG-STANDING ANTI-LGBTQ HATE SPEECH POLICIES AFTER ANNOUNCING END OF FACT-CHECKING PROGRAM | GLAAD
Meta Quietly Removes Major Sections of Hateful Conduct Policies Protecting LGBTQ People and Other Marginalized People GLAAD: “Zuckerberg’s removal of fact-checking programs and industry-standard hate ...
glaad.org
January 7, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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We went to a kid-friendly murder mystery tonight and someone brought their baby. 13yo was keeping notes on who he thought the murderer was, and at the bottom of the page it just said BABY, all caps, huge letters, circled and underlined.
January 5, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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December 30, 2024 at 1:32 AM
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December 23, 2024 at 3:05 PM
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🐍
December 23, 2024 at 4:26 AM
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Good morning, Bluesky Friends! 🗽💙 🌊
December 22, 2024 at 12:59 PM
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Happy 62nd Birthday to Ralph Fiennes 🎂
December 22, 2024 at 9:53 AM
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Another thing I made this year: Real and implied birds.
December 20, 2024 at 6:52 PM
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If you see anyone talking about how the Amazon strike could disrupt the flow of packages:
December 19, 2024 at 4:12 PM
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December 18, 2024 at 9:01 PM
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SQUIRREL GIRL NO
December 18, 2024 at 9:35 PM
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December 17, 2024 at 4:48 PM
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#Balatro is now rated 18+ 🃏

The game's creator fires back:

"Since PEGI gave us an 18+ rating for having evil playing cards, maybe I should add microtransactions, loot boxes, and real gambling to lower that rating to 3+ like EA Sports FC"
December 16, 2024 at 6:22 PM
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Look at the lil kitty maaaow~ #monkeywrench
December 15, 2024 at 4:31 PM
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I just saw an obituary headline for a bacteriologist described as “a giant in his field” and I’m like of course have you seen how small bacteria are?
December 15, 2024 at 1:17 PM
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Easily the best description of him I’ve ever read.
December 14, 2024 at 12:50 PM