First sourdough of the season is looking good
November 12, 2025 at 10:56 PM
First sourdough of the season is looking good
This looks like a visual gag in an 80s spoof movie
November 5, 2025 at 6:26 PM
This looks like a visual gag in an 80s spoof movie
I don’t think I’m biologically capable of living too far from the west coast. 93 with no humidity is already uncomfy, I can’t imagine adding #CornSweat to it.
July 25, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I don’t think I’m biologically capable of living too far from the west coast. 93 with no humidity is already uncomfy, I can’t imagine adding #CornSweat to it.
Happy birthday Megs, wherever you are ❤️
April 4, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Happy birthday Megs, wherever you are ❤️
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It must be so hard to own a Tesla right now
February 24, 2025 at 3:58 PM
It must be so hard to own a Tesla right now
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they put in the newspaper that he got bitches
February 21, 2025 at 8:58 PM
they put in the newspaper that he got bitches
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One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight!
February 14, 2025 at 4:25 AM
One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight!
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If we’re renaming bodies of water based on petty grievances, I propose that this be renamed the Kendrick Lamar passage.
February 12, 2025 at 10:06 AM
If we’re renaming bodies of water based on petty grievances, I propose that this be renamed the Kendrick Lamar passage.
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It's appropriate that this sentiment comes after the industry realized that they haven't done anything useful in 20 years so they descended into mass psychosis over tech that does nothing but purports to do everything
2025 will go down as the year when all the subtext became text
February 6, 2025 at 1:18 PM
It's appropriate that this sentiment comes after the industry realized that they haven't done anything useful in 20 years so they descended into mass psychosis over tech that does nothing but purports to do everything
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The Cybertruck front axle. Those dopey radial teeth are all that connect to the hub. No splines to speak of.
Also, that bolt is what you see in the wheel center with the hubcaps off, if anyone wants to borrow my battery-powered 3/4” Milwaukee impact.
Also, that bolt is what you see in the wheel center with the hubcaps off, if anyone wants to borrow my battery-powered 3/4” Milwaukee impact.
February 6, 2025 at 2:38 AM
The Cybertruck front axle. Those dopey radial teeth are all that connect to the hub. No splines to speak of.
Also, that bolt is what you see in the wheel center with the hubcaps off, if anyone wants to borrow my battery-powered 3/4” Milwaukee impact.
Also, that bolt is what you see in the wheel center with the hubcaps off, if anyone wants to borrow my battery-powered 3/4” Milwaukee impact.
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i just want to say for the record that it's bullshit that i still have to go to work even though democracy has collapsed
February 5, 2025 at 1:21 PM
i just want to say for the record that it's bullshit that i still have to go to work even though democracy has collapsed
One thing that is great about RedNote is that it supports Live Photos in a photo album, so you can take some pictures and have a little slideshow of short 3 second videos. AFAIK no other social media app does this, even Instagram just extracts the still image.
#RedNote #xiaohongshu
#RedNote #xiaohongshu
February 3, 2025 at 11:47 PM
One thing that is great about RedNote is that it supports Live Photos in a photo album, so you can take some pictures and have a little slideshow of short 3 second videos. AFAIK no other social media app does this, even Instagram just extracts the still image.
#RedNote #xiaohongshu
#RedNote #xiaohongshu
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Me opening the news every fucking morning
February 2, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Me opening the news every fucking morning
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also I can’t believe it’s called DOGE, we’ve normalized so much but it would be like if a gigantic historic thing bringing about constitutional crises were called like “You Done Goofed Institute of Cash Me Outside.”
February 2, 2025 at 7:56 PM
also I can’t believe it’s called DOGE, we’ve normalized so much but it would be like if a gigantic historic thing bringing about constitutional crises were called like “You Done Goofed Institute of Cash Me Outside.”
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i feel like there's an opportunity in all this to make Barrett's Privateers the new Canadian national anthem
February 2, 2025 at 12:25 AM
i feel like there's an opportunity in all this to make Barrett's Privateers the new Canadian national anthem
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Take this attitude with you 🙏 on Bluesky and IRL
Source: DanbyDraws
Source: DanbyDraws
January 28, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Take this attitude with you 🙏 on Bluesky and IRL
Source: DanbyDraws
Source: DanbyDraws
It’s hilarious to me when news reports that some development is making a stock price CRASH and PLUMMET, and it’s down like 0.7%, to the same price it was 6 days ago. So dramatic.
January 27, 2025 at 5:08 PM
It’s hilarious to me when news reports that some development is making a stock price CRASH and PLUMMET, and it’s down like 0.7%, to the same price it was 6 days ago. So dramatic.
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Do you ever get the feeling that Earth gravity is...a bit much? Tripping and falling should not be as big of a deal as it is.
January 25, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Do you ever get the feeling that Earth gravity is...a bit much? Tripping and falling should not be as big of a deal as it is.
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January 25, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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I could accept everyone becoming dumber if we were also becoming nicer (golden retriever-fication) instead of getting more evil
January 24, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I could accept everyone becoming dumber if we were also becoming nicer (golden retriever-fication) instead of getting more evil
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Banning TikTok is like noticing your house is burning and deciding the solution is to ban matches.
If China wants your personal data, they can buy it from a data broker like everyone else. We need comprehensive data privacy laws and a ban on data brokers. Anything else is a diversion tactic.
If China wants your personal data, they can buy it from a data broker like everyone else. We need comprehensive data privacy laws and a ban on data brokers. Anything else is a diversion tactic.
March 13, 2024 at 9:24 PM
Banning TikTok is like noticing your house is burning and deciding the solution is to ban matches.
If China wants your personal data, they can buy it from a data broker like everyone else. We need comprehensive data privacy laws and a ban on data brokers. Anything else is a diversion tactic.
If China wants your personal data, they can buy it from a data broker like everyone else. We need comprehensive data privacy laws and a ban on data brokers. Anything else is a diversion tactic.
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Do not Obey in Advance
January 21, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Do not Obey in Advance
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"Masculine Energy"
January 20, 2025 at 4:43 AM
"Masculine Energy"