#catcrumb

to make peace with a world in eternal chaos requires you remove yourself from it as much as possible. no noise, no light, no smells, no taste, maybe 1 soft food item for when you get hungry. if you're hungry it's too distracting to find inner peace. and when pizza's on a bagel you can have pizza an

capital has always sought to destroy areas of wildlife because they hate that you can go to a place where you immediately feel as though you belong to the world, and you feel more capable, and more loving, and the joy persists, and costs nothing. they also i'm pretty sure hate birds (can't shop)

looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.

people are losing their right to exist but at least groceries are more expensive

⚠️ Google has given you access to The Computer That Lies.

⚠️ You are now required to use The Computer That Lies.

Do big & tall stores fall under DEI? Or are they safe.

if anyone says the word "bipartisan" to me ever again for the rest of my life i cannot be fucking held responsible

@plounce.bsky.social
This is my work laptop. I get TONS of compliments on your stickers! I also have some shirts and people love those too. Thank you for the art!

Was the internet on our phones a mistake? It was a lot easier to disconnect when it was only accessible on desktop computers with slow ass modems.

i’m so tired but i’ve got obligations 😩

I understand that ChatGPT is down and fortunately this is not a problem for me as I have spent considerable time developing a local language model that I am able to run autonomously, fueled by Coke Zero and snacks

ChatGPT is down? Huh. Crazy how that doesn't affect my life in literally any way at all

Yes, yes, a lot of people will suffer, lose jobs, homes, and their community during this administration but you have to balance that out with the fact that a few billionaires are going to make many more billions. So it's a wash.

We've finally defeated cancel culture. Now people only get fired for criticizing the government

A thing that i believe about myself is that I'm the perfect amount of woke. If you're less woke than me you need to fix your heart and if you're more woke than me your friends and neighbors probably find you a little fatiguing

land of the free

this is the entire article

Not to brag but the review by my AirBnB host called me an "ideal guest" because "she was hardly here and the time that she spent here was like she was not here", in case you were wondering what my best quality is