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hello sometimes i make the computer go beep boop but mostly i just encourage people to work less

i also sometimes yell at sports

SE michigan
he/him
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Trump getting to sit in FOX’s worst booth fits all too well
November 9, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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The Amazing World Of Tomorrow
November 3, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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Tolkien fought in the Battle of the Somme. He saw the horrors of war, and the moments of bravery and fear within it up close.

And after all that. ALL that. He wrote Lord of the Rings. He declared true bravery and masculinity to be love, friendship and humbleness.

Musk is everything he hated.
October 29, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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Let's Learn about types of ghosts
October 29, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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chowning the /libs. is that anything
October 28, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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it seems like there are more and more world series each and every year
October 28, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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Do I dare????
October 25, 2025 at 1:59 AM
It’s true I just got one in the mail today
October 23, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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Price drop! The Bosco Stick stand is now just $175.
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October 21, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Richard Attenborough saying: “I really hate that man” in Jurassic Park is just on repeat in my head these days.
October 16, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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This Dominos is in an old Pizza Hut building 😭😭
October 13, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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Claude AI’s logo is unironically Kurt Vonnegut’s butthole drawing
October 7, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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not sure how much more mobility innovation I can take
South Texas game cam catches a raccoon riding a javelina (Dicotyles tajacu).

The deer feeder corn attracts a lot of other species, but maybe we should worry about them all teaming up against us?

(📷: Jeff Davis, TAMU-Kingsville alumni forum)
September 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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The 13 runs the Lions had on their last TD drive were their most runs on a TD drive since at least 2000. Previous high was 11, last done in Week 4 2023 vs Packers
September 23, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again
September 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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imagine if a family of beavers randomly showed up right now and finished whatever thing you've been putting off
September 22, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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April 27, 2024 at 4:49 PM
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September 19, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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Snake: “Hrnk. Antacids??”
Colonel: “That’s right Snake. Sodium bicarbonate chewables deployed to address tummy pain.”
Naomi: due to advancements in medical and flavor technology, these tablets are available in a variety of fruit flavors OTC, or ‘over the counter’”
April 2, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Anyone hating the Liquid Glass effect in iOS, this setting is your friend
September 16, 2025 at 6:50 PM
So the ‘New Apple Design Language’ is just applying the bevel and emboss layer style to everything? Is the @sickoscommittee.org getting royalties on this?
September 17, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Friendly reminder to not fuck with automatic barrier arm gates for vehicles. These signs are new, which likely indicates someone found out the hard way. Use the pedestrian walkway.
September 16, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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AI Slop Is Drowning Out Human YouTubers

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How Trump's tariffs are impacting all sorts of hobbies; how OnlyFans piracy is ruining the internet for everyone; and ChatGPT's reckoning.
www.404media.co
September 16, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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i'm tired of people telling me that the houston texans aren't real. obviously they are not real in the literal sense. i don't think anyone is saying they are. but they impart lessons that have a lot of truth to them. god never intended them to be taken at face value
September 16, 2025 at 12:22 AM