Lizard Mittens
@crookedspiral.bsky.social
Friendly neighborhood cryptid
I own way too many tiny robots
Occasionally I fix toys, and sometimes I remember to take pictures
I own way too many tiny robots
Occasionally I fix toys, and sometimes I remember to take pictures
This has been my experience, and it is truly amazing to love someone with all of your being
In some moments, I am tied to the idea that transition is about making me love myself more. But as I've progressed, I've realized the true point of it is to allow you to relax enough to love others more effectively.
November 20, 2025 at 2:23 PM
This has been my experience, and it is truly amazing to love someone with all of your being
Frequently, the only way to get a minty Happy Meal toy is to pick up a bagged one. As a bonus, I get to open a vintage toy, which is a delightfully transgressive experience. Be free little guy! It's been 37 years! Prepare to be vroomed around my desk!
November 15, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Frequently, the only way to get a minty Happy Meal toy is to pick up a bagged one. As a bonus, I get to open a vintage toy, which is a delightfully transgressive experience. Be free little guy! It's been 37 years! Prepare to be vroomed around my desk!
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Sandwich at the Gates of Dawn / Incense and Salad Cream
November 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Sandwich at the Gates of Dawn / Incense and Salad Cream
Zohran is such a breath of fresh air. A civil servant with a genuinely caring attitude who wants good things for his community and his constituents
UNTIL IT’S DONE, Ep. 4: Sylvia Rivera
In the 1970s, queer New Yorkers had been pushed to the margins of NYC. Our trans neighbors faced immense cruelty. But in Sylvia Rivera, they found a champion.
As we combat Trump’s politics of darkness, her legacy can light the path forward.
In the 1970s, queer New Yorkers had been pushed to the margins of NYC. Our trans neighbors faced immense cruelty. But in Sylvia Rivera, they found a champion.
As we combat Trump’s politics of darkness, her legacy can light the path forward.
October 11, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Zohran is such a breath of fresh air. A civil servant with a genuinely caring attitude who wants good things for his community and his constituents
Yay! My order from @deadspiderhands.bsky.social came in! I love her art so much and I'm super excited to get these up on the wall!
October 9, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Yay! My order from @deadspiderhands.bsky.social came in! I love her art so much and I'm super excited to get these up on the wall!
i really hope someone uses a tiny-face edit by mistake during this whole thing 🤞
September 11, 2025 at 12:31 AM
i really hope someone uses a tiny-face edit by mistake during this whole thing 🤞
Can’t be doing too well. We never ever ever see this girl in bare face
September 1, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Can’t be doing too well. We never ever ever see this girl in bare face
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Let's fuckin go
September 1, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Let's fuckin go
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Doomscrolling is a lot more fun when you're rooting for the doom
August 30, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Doomscrolling is a lot more fun when you're rooting for the doom
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23 year old posting: the past lays heavy on my soul, i am cruelly marked by my sins and the future is a waste of dust and fear, there is nothing left but waiting to die
39 year old posting: i love going to da movies
39 year old posting: i love going to da movies
November 27, 2024 at 12:59 AM
23 year old posting: the past lays heavy on my soul, i am cruelly marked by my sins and the future is a waste of dust and fear, there is nothing left but waiting to die
39 year old posting: i love going to da movies
39 year old posting: i love going to da movies
There. That'll keep the devil out.
Does anyone else have an MST3K line they use regularly, even if it makes no sense out of context?
Because I have both "That'll keep your panfish down for a while." and "Come come, boys, we must confound Jerry at every turn!" from MST3K the movie alone.
Because I have both "That'll keep your panfish down for a while." and "Come come, boys, we must confound Jerry at every turn!" from MST3K the movie alone.
August 22, 2025 at 12:48 AM
There. That'll keep the devil out.
Good. During my active transition in 2021 I bought soooo much stuff at target because it felt safe. My wife and I haven't been back since January and we've found plenty of replacements for everything they sell there.
www.retailbrew.com/stories/2025...
www.retailbrew.com/stories/2025...
Target’s revenues track closely to foot traffic. Q2 foot traffic is down 3.1%
Target reports Q2 earnings Wednesday.
www.retailbrew.com
August 19, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Good. During my active transition in 2021 I bought soooo much stuff at target because it felt safe. My wife and I haven't been back since January and we've found plenty of replacements for everything they sell there.
www.retailbrew.com/stories/2025...
www.retailbrew.com/stories/2025...
His name is Magus and he's a total goober (and he has a tiny little unicorn horn 🦄)
August 19, 2025 at 11:48 AM
His name is Magus and he's a total goober (and he has a tiny little unicorn horn 🦄)
The orange R2 unit on the right is this year's addition to my one-and-only Star Wars indulgence, Halloween themed astromechs
August 16, 2025 at 9:48 PM
The orange R2 unit on the right is this year's addition to my one-and-only Star Wars indulgence, Halloween themed astromechs
It's Breez! Of the 6 GoBots available at Wendy's in 1986, he's easily the best one imo. Blade Arms and Pit Vipers is an unbeatable vibe
August 11, 2025 at 9:37 PM
It's Breez! Of the 6 GoBots available at Wendy's in 1986, he's easily the best one imo. Blade Arms and Pit Vipers is an unbeatable vibe
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The old world is dying, and the new world is so fucking stupid dude
August 11, 2025 at 9:48 AM
The old world is dying, and the new world is so fucking stupid dude
Picked these up at a local Halloween fair, and I’m so excited to mix and match them!
August 11, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Picked these up at a local Halloween fair, and I’m so excited to mix and match them!
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stop doing necromancy with the computer!!
August 7, 2025 at 11:39 PM
stop doing necromancy with the computer!!
Being old is awesome. My brain refuses to properly distinguish between Sabrina Carpenter, Selena Gomez, and Sydney Sweeney despite me knowing, for a fact, those are all wildly different people
August 5, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Being old is awesome. My brain refuses to properly distinguish between Sabrina Carpenter, Selena Gomez, and Sydney Sweeney despite me knowing, for a fact, those are all wildly different people
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The idea that Hulk Hogan might be laid to rest in one of his bandannas makes me think of future civilizations that might discover his grave one day and interpret a red bandanna with HULKAMANIA emblazoned on it as a warning that he was sealed there to contain this Hulkamania.
July 28, 2025 at 11:19 PM
The idea that Hulk Hogan might be laid to rest in one of his bandannas makes me think of future civilizations that might discover his grave one day and interpret a red bandanna with HULKAMANIA emblazoned on it as a warning that he was sealed there to contain this Hulkamania.
This is very normal behavior for a very innocent party
House GOP leaders are canceling Thursday votes and sending members home early for summer recess, spurred by the deepening Epstein crisis.
The decision comes after Republicans lost control of the floor over bipartisan pressure to vote on releasing Epstein-related docs.
The decision comes after Republicans lost control of the floor over bipartisan pressure to vote on releasing Epstein-related docs.
Epstein crisis forces Republicans to shut down House early
House Republicans are meeting Tuesday morning for the first time after Monday night's meltdown in the Rules Committee.
www.politico.com
July 22, 2025 at 5:23 PM
This is very normal behavior for a very innocent party
Spent some time today rearranging a couple of my G1/vintage Transformers shelves, and I’m pretty happy with the results 😊
July 21, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Spent some time today rearranging a couple of my G1/vintage Transformers shelves, and I’m pretty happy with the results 😊
Popping open a drawer I haven’t been in for awhile and finding this feels like uncovering an artifact from a lost civilization
July 19, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Popping open a drawer I haven’t been in for awhile and finding this feels like uncovering an artifact from a lost civilization