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Lizard Mittens
@crookedspiral.bsky.social
Friendly neighborhood cryptid
I own way too many tiny robots
Occasionally I fix toys, and sometimes I remember to take pictures
Frequently, the only way to get a minty Happy Meal toy is to pick up a bagged one. As a bonus, I get to open a vintage toy, which is a delightfully transgressive experience. Be free little guy! It's been 37 years! Prepare to be vroomed around my desk!
November 15, 2025 at 3:54 PM
What does your task manager processes tab look like when sorted by CPU usage?
November 7, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Adam Hicks at Ageless Art in Clarksville does great work. This is my most recent one from him
October 21, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Yay! My order from @deadspiderhands.bsky.social came in! I love her art so much and I'm super excited to get these up on the wall!
October 9, 2025 at 1:16 AM
August 19, 2025 at 8:24 PM
His name is Magus and he's a total goober (and he has a tiny little unicorn horn 🦄)
August 19, 2025 at 11:48 AM
The orange R2 unit on the right is this year's addition to my one-and-only Star Wars indulgence, Halloween themed astromechs
August 16, 2025 at 9:48 PM
It's Breez! Of the 6 GoBots available at Wendy's in 1986, he's easily the best one imo. Blade Arms and Pit Vipers is an unbeatable vibe
August 11, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Picked these up at a local Halloween fair, and I’m so excited to mix and match them!
August 11, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Spent some time today rearranging a couple of my G1/vintage Transformers shelves, and I’m pretty happy with the results 😊
July 21, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Popping open a drawer I haven’t been in for awhile and finding this feels like uncovering an artifact from a lost civilization
July 19, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Runabout and Runamuck have joined my Decepticon ranks thanks to the delightful @brentosaur.bsky.social!
July 15, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Five apples tall and ready to combat the Zeon menace
July 14, 2025 at 1:46 AM
SD Guncannon complete! For what is basically a gashapon toy, these kits have a ton of painting and panel lining to do. Also, the stickers are always a pain. Good thing they’re so cute 😍
July 12, 2025 at 8:27 PM
yep! per the article:
July 11, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Building something friend-shaped
July 10, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Sunday is a great day to rearrange your #deskbots

#transformers
#toyphotography
May 18, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I made it to 45 and I’m more fabulous every day 🔥
May 12, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Trying out the school cafeteria sloppy joe recipe from @tastinghistory.bsky.social. It smells amazing in my kitchen right now 😊
April 30, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Random fact: you can make a pine o’lantern with that gizmo!
April 27, 2025 at 10:42 PM
side view
April 9, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Annie, my lovely little Subaru, got new wheels and tires today!
April 9, 2025 at 9:34 PM
My most recent pick-ups are both melee ladies. Gotta love a girl with a big weapon 😉
April 9, 2025 at 12:20 AM
The gun I ordered for G1 Ransack got broken in the mail, but after some careful work, extra-strength glue, and 24 hours of waiting I am pleased to announce that we are so back 👩‍🔧
April 6, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I only picked up one back in the day, and I really should've gotten the rest. I remember these things hitting clearance at my local Camelot music lol
March 24, 2025 at 1:00 PM