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𓀤 cr𓂉njäger 𓀥
@cronjager.bsky.social
🦣: @cronjager@jorts.horse
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shitposter (i am shit at posting)
Happy holidays
December 25, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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cow tools like and share if u agree
November 22, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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This is what happened to my Grandfather in Frankfurt, Germany on 9th November 1938, commonly known as Kristallnacht.
In Portland, Oregon, masked ICE GOONS abducted and vanished US citizen Gonzalo Catalan last week. Tragically, his family remains unaware of his whereabouts and has not received any communication from him as of today.
October 29, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Spotted @theabigailthorn.bsky.social in the letters section of the LRB morning 😮
October 25, 2025 at 7:52 AM
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Playing Earthbound for the first time ever in 2025 is fascinating, actually. You're just a kid and the world's gone mad. All the adults are useless at best or trying to kill you at worst. Everyone talks like a crazy person. Everything's too expensive. Your next door neighbor wants to be a dictator.
October 14, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Incredible things are happening in Great Britain
October 17, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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One Piece of Trivia
October 3, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Sometimes you just have a clear favourite
October 1, 2025 at 12:21 AM
lol, and let me add: lmao
Any reason you’re not posting this fucking insane clip everywhere?
September 30, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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If you have ever enjoyed point and click adventure games, you simply cannot go wrong with the Wadjet Games library. Everything in here other than Old Skies is under $10 bucks right now and Old Skies is under $20. Every single one a memorable trip.
The Steam Autumn sale has BEGUN!

All our games are up to 70% off until October 6!

store.steampowered.com/developer/Wa...
September 30, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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This is a good point, and something I need to remember more often.
We need to stop using a framework of 'ChatGPT killed someone', it feeds into the myth of the system's agency & OpenAI's framing. The right framework to use: OpenAI is continuing to perpetuate an indefinite industrial disaster. The oil pipe is not at fault when it breaks. The company that built it is
August 27, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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I don't know why this lad is building a subterranean city for cats, but I'm all for it.
August 16, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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Well, we're running headfirst into full on censorship unless we can apply enough pressure to reverse course on this absurd overreach from payment providers at the behest of weird puritan busybodies
A disappointing update about VILE: Exhumed...
July 28, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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Sign (if you're in the UK) and spread (people outside the UK too) please please! This isn't just some change dot org stuff, if they get enough signatures MPs are legally forced to discuss it in Parliament.
July 5, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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“the catholic papacy really has the hardest aesthetic of all time”

can i present to you Ngari Tibetans?
April 27, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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I just received a contract on Docusign for review and signing, and it offered to give me an AI-generated summary that I could read instead to save time.

That's AN AI-GENERATED SUMMARY ***OF A CONTRACT***, in case you need to let that sink in.
June 30, 2025 at 7:38 AM
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cannot stress this enough: skill issue
June 29, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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love how XCOM genders me correctly. everything i do, its like miss, miss, miss
June 28, 2025 at 6:10 AM
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It's also just plain wrong. Three studies found statistically significant reduction in suicidality. The fourth, and smallest, with only 19 subjects in the treatment group, found reductions that fell just short of significance. No competent statistician would describe that as "inconsistent".
Still one of the most insane things I've ever seen in a government report
June 21, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Palantir - as part of secret police contracts creating a “real-time data-sharing network”- is compiling the sexual orientation and the sex life of all people who live in the UK.

Discovery of things like this should result in the collapse of a sitting government followed by an election.
June 18, 2025 at 8:43 AM
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Like I've said before, if you have any doubts about climate change, just go to a super-boring insurance conference and listen to the super-boring panels where they dryly talk about the growing threat of disasters so catastrophic and unpredictable in scope they simply cannot be insured at any price.
Wild how the Fed chair saying that *entire regions of the United States* won’t be able to get a mortgage in the next decade barely registered as a news event
June 18, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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me: haha how could anyone be so gullible that they'd buy magic beans

tech industry: the next big thing is a Money Algorithm that you run on a billion GPUs all at once to get Even Richer. Venture capital has given us infinity money for this concept. We have no business model.

me: ah.
June 18, 2025 at 12:15 PM