𓀤 cr𓂉njäger 𓀥
@cronjager.bsky.social
🦣: @cronjager@jorts.horse
He/him
shitposter (i am shit at posting)
He/him
shitposter (i am shit at posting)
Hotel manager: [eying me suspiciously] Have you been out whoring?
Me: No, I swear!
Hotel manager: Get the fuck out of my hotel, and don't come back!
Me: No, I swear!
Hotel manager: Get the fuck out of my hotel, and don't come back!
January 10, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Hotel manager: [eying me suspiciously] Have you been out whoring?
Me: No, I swear!
Hotel manager: Get the fuck out of my hotel, and don't come back!
Me: No, I swear!
Hotel manager: Get the fuck out of my hotel, and don't come back!
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
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cow tools like and share if u agree
November 22, 2025 at 3:05 PM
cow tools like and share if u agree
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As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
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This is what happened to my Grandfather in Frankfurt, Germany on 9th November 1938, commonly known as Kristallnacht.
In Portland, Oregon, masked ICE GOONS abducted and vanished US citizen Gonzalo Catalan last week. Tragically, his family remains unaware of his whereabouts and has not received any communication from him as of today.
October 29, 2025 at 4:13 AM
This is what happened to my Grandfather in Frankfurt, Germany on 9th November 1938, commonly known as Kristallnacht.
Spotted @theabigailthorn.bsky.social in the letters section of the LRB morning 😮
October 25, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Spotted @theabigailthorn.bsky.social in the letters section of the LRB morning 😮
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Playing Earthbound for the first time ever in 2025 is fascinating, actually. You're just a kid and the world's gone mad. All the adults are useless at best or trying to kill you at worst. Everyone talks like a crazy person. Everything's too expensive. Your next door neighbor wants to be a dictator.
October 14, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Playing Earthbound for the first time ever in 2025 is fascinating, actually. You're just a kid and the world's gone mad. All the adults are useless at best or trying to kill you at worst. Everyone talks like a crazy person. Everything's too expensive. Your next door neighbor wants to be a dictator.
Incredible things are happening in Great Britain
Japanese news is keeping good tabs on the “sumo fever” over there. 🤗 #londonsumo
youtu.be/_NgvjiO8OLY?...
youtu.be/_NgvjiO8OLY?...
【大相撲】 ロンドンの街を“席巻” 34年ぶりの公演に現地興奮
YouTube video by 日テレNEWS
youtu.be
October 17, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Incredible things are happening in Great Britain
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One Piece of Trivia
October 3, 2025 at 9:05 PM
One Piece of Trivia
Sometimes you just have a clear favourite
October 1, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Sometimes you just have a clear favourite
you know what, fair. I retract my previous statement re. disempowering the french. Not the first part though; I will not have my good name besmirched with accusations of britishness (don't tell my british wife or her boyfriend i said this last bit please)
September 30, 2025 at 2:48 PM
you know what, fair. I retract my previous statement re. disempowering the french. Not the first part though; I will not have my good name besmirched with accusations of britishness (don't tell my british wife or her boyfriend i said this last bit please)
First of all: I'm not from the UK (just lived there (wasn't even allowed to vote 😢)), so not sure what 'you guys' is supposed to mean.
Second of all: the UK also rigged your system to minimise the power of the fr*nch-speaking population, so at least it's not all bad democratic interference 😅
Second of all: the UK also rigged your system to minimise the power of the fr*nch-speaking population, so at least it's not all bad democratic interference 😅
September 30, 2025 at 2:07 PM
First of all: I'm not from the UK (just lived there (wasn't even allowed to vote 😢)), so not sure what 'you guys' is supposed to mean.
Second of all: the UK also rigged your system to minimise the power of the fr*nch-speaking population, so at least it's not all bad democratic interference 😅
Second of all: the UK also rigged your system to minimise the power of the fr*nch-speaking population, so at least it's not all bad democratic interference 😅
lol, and let me add: lmao
September 30, 2025 at 1:03 PM
lol, and let me add: lmao
Pretty confused by how you managed to start by saying 'as a Canadian', but then proceed to complain about the political situation in the UK 🙃
September 30, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Pretty confused by how you managed to start by saying 'as a Canadian', but then proceed to complain about the political situation in the UK 🙃
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If you have ever enjoyed point and click adventure games, you simply cannot go wrong with the Wadjet Games library. Everything in here other than Old Skies is under $10 bucks right now and Old Skies is under $20. Every single one a memorable trip.
The Steam Autumn sale has BEGUN!
All our games are up to 70% off until October 6!
store.steampowered.com/developer/Wa...
All our games are up to 70% off until October 6!
store.steampowered.com/developer/Wa...
September 30, 2025 at 2:09 AM
If you have ever enjoyed point and click adventure games, you simply cannot go wrong with the Wadjet Games library. Everything in here other than Old Skies is under $10 bucks right now and Old Skies is under $20. Every single one a memorable trip.
banger. I truly hope you never run out of ideas, and the fact that your stuff is so good so consistently lessens my concern that this could happen any time soon. Thank you Mx. Cow Tools Daily ❤️
September 29, 2025 at 2:20 PM
banger. I truly hope you never run out of ideas, and the fact that your stuff is so good so consistently lessens my concern that this could happen any time soon. Thank you Mx. Cow Tools Daily ❤️
Posting this good sets the bar too high for the rest of us. Please exercise some solidarity 🙏
September 28, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Posting this good sets the bar too high for the rest of us. Please exercise some solidarity 🙏
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This is a good point, and something I need to remember more often.
We need to stop using a framework of 'ChatGPT killed someone', it feeds into the myth of the system's agency & OpenAI's framing. The right framework to use: OpenAI is continuing to perpetuate an indefinite industrial disaster. The oil pipe is not at fault when it breaks. The company that built it is
August 27, 2025 at 12:52 PM
This is a good point, and something I need to remember more often.
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I don't know why this lad is building a subterranean city for cats, but I'm all for it.
August 16, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I don't know why this lad is building a subterranean city for cats, but I'm all for it.
