crobi
@crobi.bsky.social
she/they/it lesbian 30s
shark girl 🦈
queer as fuck
send me cute pics of sharks
minors DNI
I do robotics research, beep boop
shark girl 🦈
queer as fuck
send me cute pics of sharks
minors DNI
I do robotics research, beep boop
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Having a cis person tell you that you don't need to transition to be trans feels like a rich person saying that you don't need material possessions to be happy.
November 24, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Having a cis person tell you that you don't need to transition to be trans feels like a rich person saying that you don't need material possessions to be happy.
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Part of my job is making attackers say "aw hell naw" and them finding someone the fuck else despite profile.
You can make them do that. You are not trophy in a hunt. None of the victims are. You are a buffalo in a slaughter of millions from a train depot that gets 85% of them.
15% is all you need.
You can make them do that. You are not trophy in a hunt. None of the victims are. You are a buffalo in a slaughter of millions from a train depot that gets 85% of them.
15% is all you need.
November 19, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Part of my job is making attackers say "aw hell naw" and them finding someone the fuck else despite profile.
You can make them do that. You are not trophy in a hunt. None of the victims are. You are a buffalo in a slaughter of millions from a train depot that gets 85% of them.
15% is all you need.
You can make them do that. You are not trophy in a hunt. None of the victims are. You are a buffalo in a slaughter of millions from a train depot that gets 85% of them.
15% is all you need.
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The real challenge in a computer compromise is not the attacker. Your understanding of who their base goons are is completely wrong.
This is not elite shit they are doing. lol. They follow fucking Word documents. They are not hackers except rare circumstance.
It is a factory line. Grab a wrench.
This is not elite shit they are doing. lol. They follow fucking Word documents. They are not hackers except rare circumstance.
It is a factory line. Grab a wrench.
November 19, 2025 at 2:58 AM
The real challenge in a computer compromise is not the attacker. Your understanding of who their base goons are is completely wrong.
This is not elite shit they are doing. lol. They follow fucking Word documents. They are not hackers except rare circumstance.
It is a factory line. Grab a wrench.
This is not elite shit they are doing. lol. They follow fucking Word documents. They are not hackers except rare circumstance.
It is a factory line. Grab a wrench.
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If I may present an alternative opinion on cloud outages:
Occasional short reminders of fragility in centralization and smoke-testing of our societal systems with effectively inconsequential events, is important.
There is going to be day gigaoutage culminates, due to lack of minoroutage warnings.
Occasional short reminders of fragility in centralization and smoke-testing of our societal systems with effectively inconsequential events, is important.
There is going to be day gigaoutage culminates, due to lack of minoroutage warnings.
November 19, 2025 at 2:32 AM
If I may present an alternative opinion on cloud outages:
Occasional short reminders of fragility in centralization and smoke-testing of our societal systems with effectively inconsequential events, is important.
There is going to be day gigaoutage culminates, due to lack of minoroutage warnings.
Occasional short reminders of fragility in centralization and smoke-testing of our societal systems with effectively inconsequential events, is important.
There is going to be day gigaoutage culminates, due to lack of minoroutage warnings.
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tech companies continually learning people don't want these things
November 24, 2025 at 12:08 AM
tech companies continually learning people don't want these things
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excerpt: Meta allegedly chose not to “sound the alarm,” but instead stopped the research, the lawsuit said. “The company never publicly disclosed the results of its deactivation study,” according to the suit. “Instead, Meta lied to Congress about what it knew.”
November 24, 2025 at 12:40 AM
excerpt: Meta allegedly chose not to “sound the alarm,” but instead stopped the research, the lawsuit said. “The company never publicly disclosed the results of its deactivation study,” according to the suit. “Instead, Meta lied to Congress about what it knew.”
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Meta halted internal research that purportedly showed (young) people who stopped using Facebook became less depressed and anxious, according to an unredacted legal filing released on Friday. www.cnbc.com/2025/11/23/m...
Meta halted internal research suggesting social media harm, court filing alleges
Meta is alleged to have halted internal research suggesting social media harm, according to court documents.
www.cnbc.com
November 24, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Meta halted internal research that purportedly showed (young) people who stopped using Facebook became less depressed and anxious, according to an unredacted legal filing released on Friday. www.cnbc.com/2025/11/23/m...
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DOGE isn’t gone. The 19-26 year olds burrowed in to the agencies they were assigned to. We’ve got dozens of unqualified 19-26 year old GS15s still pursuing Musk’s agenda, which is stealing everyone’s PII/data, all contracting info, moving it onto his servers, & mining it for his profits. 1/
Bye bye, “DOGE”.
It no longer exists as a “centralized entity”, according to the Office of Personnel Management.
@reuters.com
www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
It no longer exists as a “centralized entity”, according to the Office of Personnel Management.
@reuters.com
www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
November 23, 2025 at 6:50 PM
DOGE isn’t gone. The 19-26 year olds burrowed in to the agencies they were assigned to. We’ve got dozens of unqualified 19-26 year old GS15s still pursuing Musk’s agenda, which is stealing everyone’s PII/data, all contracting info, moving it onto his servers, & mining it for his profits. 1/
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Difficult to overstate how profound a failure DOGE was. Spending in FY2025 was not only than in FY2024 – but higher than it was projected to be when Trump first took office.*
The little bit of spending DOGE cut has already killed hundreds of thousands and will eventually lead to millions of deaths.
The little bit of spending DOGE cut has already killed hundreds of thousands and will eventually lead to millions of deaths.
Bye bye, “DOGE”.
It no longer exists as a “centralized entity”, according to the Office of Personnel Management.
@reuters.com
www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
It no longer exists as a “centralized entity”, according to the Office of Personnel Management.
@reuters.com
www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
November 23, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Difficult to overstate how profound a failure DOGE was. Spending in FY2025 was not only than in FY2024 – but higher than it was projected to be when Trump first took office.*
The little bit of spending DOGE cut has already killed hundreds of thousands and will eventually lead to millions of deaths.
The little bit of spending DOGE cut has already killed hundreds of thousands and will eventually lead to millions of deaths.
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The thing about DOGE is it accomplished neither its ostensible nor actual goals but did manage to cause a couple of holocausts worth of deaths internationally.
And the media finds none of those three things particularly notable.
And the media finds none of those three things particularly notable.
It remains insane to me that DOGE was treated at the time as an impressive shock and awe accomplishment - “you can’t deny he’s getting stuff done!” - and then instantly memory holed by the press once if became clear it was a total failure by every possible standard including Musk’s own
Difficult to overstate how profound a failure DOGE was. Spending in FY2025 was not only than in FY2024 – but higher than it was projected to be when Trump first took office.*
The little bit of spending DOGE cut has already killed hundreds of thousands and will eventually lead to millions of deaths.
The little bit of spending DOGE cut has already killed hundreds of thousands and will eventually lead to millions of deaths.
November 23, 2025 at 4:09 PM
The thing about DOGE is it accomplished neither its ostensible nor actual goals but did manage to cause a couple of holocausts worth of deaths internationally.
And the media finds none of those three things particularly notable.
And the media finds none of those three things particularly notable.
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everyone's talking about putting people in mechanisms and i just hope She puts me in the pear wiggler.
November 23, 2025 at 6:07 PM
everyone's talking about putting people in mechanisms and i just hope She puts me in the pear wiggler.
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THE CPSC HOLDS NO POWER ANYMORE! THE GOVERNMENT HAS BEEN GUTTED!
PUT YOUR FROZEN TURKEY DIRECTLY INTO YOUR BARREL OF HOT OIL! THE FEDS CAN'T STOP YOU NOW!
PUT YOUR FROZEN TURKEY DIRECTLY INTO YOUR BARREL OF HOT OIL! THE FEDS CAN'T STOP YOU NOW!
There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.
November 23, 2025 at 3:27 PM
THE CPSC HOLDS NO POWER ANYMORE! THE GOVERNMENT HAS BEEN GUTTED!
PUT YOUR FROZEN TURKEY DIRECTLY INTO YOUR BARREL OF HOT OIL! THE FEDS CAN'T STOP YOU NOW!
PUT YOUR FROZEN TURKEY DIRECTLY INTO YOUR BARREL OF HOT OIL! THE FEDS CAN'T STOP YOU NOW!
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It's Sunday once again, and that means I have two meal slots open in the Trans Emergency Meal Fund.
Do you need a meal today? Fill out the form below:
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
Do you need a meal today? Fill out the form below:
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
November 23, 2025 at 5:59 PM
It's Sunday once again, and that means I have two meal slots open in the Trans Emergency Meal Fund.
Do you need a meal today? Fill out the form below:
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
Do you need a meal today? Fill out the form below:
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
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Every day there's a headline like "President's fire safety officer says we're going to set everything on fire and if you think that's bad you're woke"
Unreal: "The EPA is moving forward with approvals for pesticides containing 'forever chemicals' as an active ingredient... The agency also announced plans to relax a rule requiring companies to report products containing PFAS and has proposed weakening drinking water standards for the chemicals."
November 23, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Every day there's a headline like "President's fire safety officer says we're going to set everything on fire and if you think that's bad you're woke"
Can't wait for every farmer to turn their property into a fucking Superfund site
Once again: read @mariahblake.bsky.social's "They Poisoned the World: Life and Death in the Age of Forever Chemicals"
bookshop.org/p/books/they...
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EPA just approved new ‘forever chemical’ pesticides for use on food
Critics warn the EPA’s approvals of new PFAS pesticides could expose more Americans to “forever chemicals” through their food.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 23, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Can't wait for every farmer to turn their property into a fucking Superfund site
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Once again: read @mariahblake.bsky.social's "They Poisoned the World: Life and Death in the Age of Forever Chemicals"
bookshop.org/p/books/they...
bookshop.org/p/books/they...
EPA just approved new ‘forever chemical’ pesticides for use on food
Critics warn the EPA’s approvals of new PFAS pesticides could expose more Americans to “forever chemicals” through their food.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 23, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Once again: read @mariahblake.bsky.social's "They Poisoned the World: Life and Death in the Age of Forever Chemicals"
bookshop.org/p/books/they...
bookshop.org/p/books/they...
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I need £55 by tomorrow to stay with a roof over my head, please help if you have the ability. 25 people giving £2.30 would be enough. Thanks for all the help already.
There's a few options available just outside the city that dont seem to require photo id.
If anyone would like to help me stay housed then I appreciate every penny and every retweet.
Tinasmithzef51@gmail.com
If anyone would like to help me stay housed then I appreciate every penny and every retweet.
Tinasmithzef51@gmail.com
November 23, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I need £55 by tomorrow to stay with a roof over my head, please help if you have the ability. 25 people giving £2.30 would be enough. Thanks for all the help already.
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Stop fucking playing with me.
November 22, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Stop fucking playing with me.
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“Bringing business along with us”, a story in 2 acts:
November 21, 2025 at 4:35 PM
“Bringing business along with us”, a story in 2 acts:
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