C. Robert Cargill
@crobertcargill.bsky.social
Lvl 50 Writer of Wrongs. SINISTER 1 & 2. DOCTOR STRANGE. THE BLACK PHONE 1 & 2. THE GORGE. V/H/S/85. SEA OF RUST. DAY ZERO. WE ARE WHERE THE NIGHTMARES GO. Six books, seven movies. Podcaster with JUNKFOOD CINEMA. Tio do Churrasco. Misfit toy.
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The most important thing in writing is to finish. A finished thing can be fixed. A finished thing can be published. A finished thing can be made into a movie.
An unfinished thing is just a dream. And dreams fade if you don't hold on tight enough.
So finish the thing.
An unfinished thing is just a dream. And dreams fade if you don't hold on tight enough.
So finish the thing.
And it was on this day, this hallowed day, we all, as a people, agreed to never again say the name Kim Davis, so she could slink back to her normal life, living in a candy cottage, cooking and eating children who took the wrong dark, crooked path through the woods.
November 10, 2025 at 6:59 PM
And it was on this day, this hallowed day, we all, as a people, agreed to never again say the name Kim Davis, so she could slink back to her normal life, living in a candy cottage, cooking and eating children who took the wrong dark, crooked path through the woods.
For those asking for the recipe, it's the third one linked here. It's time intensive, but not so labor intensive up front. Most of the time involves sitting untouched in an oven for three hours and hanging out in the fridge overnight. Result is as mind blowing as promised.
youtu.be/b_BWnmk9nZI?...
youtu.be/b_BWnmk9nZI?...
3 Iconic Stews Every Home Cook Should Master
YouTube video by Brian Lagerstrom
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November 10, 2025 at 6:48 PM
For those asking for the recipe, it's the third one linked here. It's time intensive, but not so labor intensive up front. Most of the time involves sitting untouched in an oven for three hours and hanging out in the fridge overnight. Result is as mind blowing as promised.
youtu.be/b_BWnmk9nZI?...
youtu.be/b_BWnmk9nZI?...
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Holy hot buttered Christ in a bucket, this was insanely good. Worth several hours in the kitchen over two days. I am wrecked by melt in your mouth wagyu in an ultra reduced wine glaze sauce. All on a bed of buttery mashed potatoes? Fucking. Heaven.
November 10, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Holy hot buttered Christ in a bucket, this was insanely good. Worth several hours in the kitchen over two days. I am wrecked by melt in your mouth wagyu in an ultra reduced wine glaze sauce. All on a bed of buttery mashed potatoes? Fucking. Heaven.
Look. Times are hard. Shit sucks.
Here's a live feed of 11 Springer Spaniel puppies from Finland. Their mother's name is Maru. She shows up every few hours to feed them. She's understandably fucking tired. Just an adorable pack of potates who excel at bettering your mood.
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Here's a live feed of 11 Springer Spaniel puppies from Finland. Their mother's name is Maru. She shows up every few hours to feed them. She's understandably fucking tired. Just an adorable pack of potates who excel at bettering your mood.
areena.yle.fi/1-76362374
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Pentuliven pikkuiset kehittyvät vauhdikkaasti ja jokainen pentu on saanut nimensä! Kahdeksan viikkoa kestävässä suorassa lähetyksessä seurataan englanninspringerspanieli Murua ja tämän pentuetta.
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November 10, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Look. Times are hard. Shit sucks.
Here's a live feed of 11 Springer Spaniel puppies from Finland. Their mother's name is Maru. She shows up every few hours to feed them. She's understandably fucking tired. Just an adorable pack of potates who excel at bettering your mood.
areena.yle.fi/1-76362374
Here's a live feed of 11 Springer Spaniel puppies from Finland. Their mother's name is Maru. She shows up every few hours to feed them. She's understandably fucking tired. Just an adorable pack of potates who excel at bettering your mood.
areena.yle.fi/1-76362374
Holy hot buttered Christ in a bucket, this was insanely good. Worth several hours in the kitchen over two days. I am wrecked by melt in your mouth wagyu in an ultra reduced wine glaze sauce. All on a bed of buttery mashed potatoes? Fucking. Heaven.
November 10, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Holy hot buttered Christ in a bucket, this was insanely good. Worth several hours in the kitchen over two days. I am wrecked by melt in your mouth wagyu in an ultra reduced wine glaze sauce. All on a bed of buttery mashed potatoes? Fucking. Heaven.
I don't know, after this weekend and the no-getting-around-it way the President is starving people, all this will-they-won't-they cave stuff feels like an attempt to go into tomorrow saying "We tried, but the Republicans said no" making the whole week REPUBLICANS STARVE POOR TO PROTECT EPSTEIN FILES
November 9, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I don't know, after this weekend and the no-getting-around-it way the President is starving people, all this will-they-won't-they cave stuff feels like an attempt to go into tomorrow saying "We tried, but the Republicans said no" making the whole week REPUBLICANS STARVE POOR TO PROTECT EPSTEIN FILES
PLUR1BUS is something we haven't seen in some time on TV: dangerous science fiction. A real think piece. Takes the question played around with in Asmov's GREEN PATCHES, ANNIHILATION, and even SEA OF RUST, to its most interesting conclusion: What if individualism is the biggest threat to world peace?
November 9, 2025 at 10:06 PM
PLUR1BUS is something we haven't seen in some time on TV: dangerous science fiction. A real think piece. Takes the question played around with in Asmov's GREEN PATCHES, ANNIHILATION, and even SEA OF RUST, to its most interesting conclusion: What if individualism is the biggest threat to world peace?
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I mean, @crobertcargill.bsky.social what in the hot buttered FUCK. Was this as fun to write as it was to read?
#booksky
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November 9, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I mean, @crobertcargill.bsky.social what in the hot buttered FUCK. Was this as fun to write as it was to read?
#booksky
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#booksky
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Tonight I'm experimenting with a new Beef Bourguignon recipe (which won't be ready until tomorrow) but the whole house smells festive and awesome. Hopefully this thing SLAPS. Will report back tomorrow with the pics. Until then, my house smells of beefy wine and onions. So, you know, Heaven.
November 9, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Tonight I'm experimenting with a new Beef Bourguignon recipe (which won't be ready until tomorrow) but the whole house smells festive and awesome. Hopefully this thing SLAPS. Will report back tomorrow with the pics. Until then, my house smells of beefy wine and onions. So, you know, Heaven.
A Texas senate candidate following porn on social
Media???
Media???
November 9, 2025 at 12:28 AM
A Texas senate candidate following porn on social
Media???
Media???
The guy who is tearing down the white house, redoing bathrooms, building a ball room, proposing arches, wants his face on a coin, and is demanding his name be put on a new stadium might be smearing his name on everything because he knows he's weeks or months away from being six feet in the dirt.
November 8, 2025 at 11:10 PM
The guy who is tearing down the white house, redoing bathrooms, building a ball room, proposing arches, wants his face on a coin, and is demanding his name be put on a new stadium might be smearing his name on everything because he knows he's weeks or months away from being six feet in the dirt.
True story: the first time Jess and I saw BIRD WITH THE CRYSTAL PLUMAGE was 25 years ago on 35mm at a Weird Wednesday hosted by tonight’s guest Lars Nilsen. #MutantFam #LastDriveIn
November 8, 2025 at 3:00 AM
True story: the first time Jess and I saw BIRD WITH THE CRYSTAL PLUMAGE was 25 years ago on 35mm at a Weird Wednesday hosted by tonight’s guest Lars Nilsen. #MutantFam #LastDriveIn
Lars Nilsen was one of the earliest programmers at the original Alamo Drafthouse and the creator of Weird Wednesday. His influence on the Austin film scene, and thus the early online film scene, cannot be understated. Lars is OG and fucking legit. One of the smartest people I’ve ever met.
November 8, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Lars Nilsen was one of the earliest programmers at the original Alamo Drafthouse and the creator of Weird Wednesday. His influence on the Austin film scene, and thus the early online film scene, cannot be understated. Lars is OG and fucking legit. One of the smartest people I’ve ever met.
Chilling in the backyard with Jess and Nyx, watching me some Joe Bob.
November 8, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Chilling in the backyard with Jess and Nyx, watching me some Joe Bob.
Tonight's THE LAST DRIVE IN is "Battle of the Black Gloves" - two seminal works of Giallo that played a part in launching the slasher craze in the 70s. Without them there is no Friday, no Chain Saw, no Scream. If you've never seen them, Last Drive In is a great way to do it. Live on Shudder 9PM EST.
There’s always room for Giallo - get your fill tonight at #TheLastDriveIn!
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@themutantfam.bsky.social
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@darcythemailgirl.bsky.social
@themutantfam.bsky.social
@shudder.com #MutantFam
November 8, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Tonight's THE LAST DRIVE IN is "Battle of the Black Gloves" - two seminal works of Giallo that played a part in launching the slasher craze in the 70s. Without them there is no Friday, no Chain Saw, no Scream. If you've never seen them, Last Drive In is a great way to do it. Live on Shudder 9PM EST.
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Please help us purchase these items if you can for the first graders! Such an amazing Christmas gift!! Several of these items selfie on MAJOR sale right now!! JUST 1 item helps us out so much! :) #ClearTheList #TeachersofX #MysteryChris #Christmas #Teacher #Classroom
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November 6, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Please help us purchase these items if you can for the first graders! Such an amazing Christmas gift!! Several of these items selfie on MAJOR sale right now!! JUST 1 item helps us out so much! :) #ClearTheList #TeachersofX #MysteryChris #Christmas #Teacher #Classroom
www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
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I'm having a hard time placing my WICKED: FOR GOOD review, so to the masses I go: I have forgotten more about the play and novel than most people will ever know to begin with, and I would be a huge asset to your outlet.
I'll happily pub on my own, of course, but being paid is also nice!
I'll happily pub on my own, of course, but being paid is also nice!
November 7, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I'm having a hard time placing my WICKED: FOR GOOD review, so to the masses I go: I have forgotten more about the play and novel than most people will ever know to begin with, and I would be a huge asset to your outlet.
I'll happily pub on my own, of course, but being paid is also nice!
I'll happily pub on my own, of course, but being paid is also nice!
I've been a redditor for 15 years now, and have given advice on writing, D&D, and filmmaking for years. Now that it's become clear that a TON of shit spat out by language models is drawn from reddit comments, I'm really starting to wonder how many out there are getting my bullshit advice from LLMs.
November 7, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I've been a redditor for 15 years now, and have given advice on writing, D&D, and filmmaking for years. Now that it's become clear that a TON of shit spat out by language models is drawn from reddit comments, I'm really starting to wonder how many out there are getting my bullshit advice from LLMs.
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I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.
November 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.
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I've redrawn it at a higher resolution and made it available on t-shirts, stickers etc.. www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1756...
Frog Revolution by HappyToast | Redbubble
Inspired by the brave frog protesters, sandwich throwers and b*nksy
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November 7, 2025 at 8:15 AM
I've redrawn it at a higher resolution and made it available on t-shirts, stickers etc.. www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1756...
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reading We Are Where the Nightmares Go by @crobertcargill.bsky.social atm and one of the short stories is about zombie dinosaurs and it was one of the coolest things I've ever read
November 7, 2025 at 1:24 PM
reading We Are Where the Nightmares Go by @crobertcargill.bsky.social atm and one of the short stories is about zombie dinosaurs and it was one of the coolest things I've ever read
I have never seen THE BRAVE LITTLE TOASTER, but god damn, that clown firefighter apparently fucked y'all millennials up.
Growing up were there any moments in movies that traumatized you? 😬
For me, it was this son of a bitch right here.
For me, it was this son of a bitch right here.
November 7, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I have never seen THE BRAVE LITTLE TOASTER, but god damn, that clown firefighter apparently fucked y'all millennials up.
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Nebula is Youtube for those of you who love video essays, but not the commercials or right wing algorithm trying to ruin your day. Most of my favorite creators are over there and you can try it for free (It's also cheap as hell.)
Also, Maggie Mae's show is fucking delightful.
Also, Maggie Mae's show is fucking delightful.
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Now you can watch all of AMY'S DEAD-END DREAMHOUSE... for FREE, BABY!!!
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Now you can watch all of AMY'S DEAD-END DREAMHOUSE... for FREE, BABY!!!
November 6, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Nebula is Youtube for those of you who love video essays, but not the commercials or right wing algorithm trying to ruin your day. Most of my favorite creators are over there and you can try it for free (It's also cheap as hell.)
Also, Maggie Mae's show is fucking delightful.
Also, Maggie Mae's show is fucking delightful.
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I wouldn't have thought, "You can almost smell the mustard and onion," would become a rallying cry like everyone in Rick's Café singing "La Marseillaise," but here we are.
November 7, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I wouldn't have thought, "You can almost smell the mustard and onion," would become a rallying cry like everyone in Rick's Café singing "La Marseillaise," but here we are.