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Josh
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Writer. Filmmaker. Culer. Metro Detroiter. Apprentice Guillotine Builder. Nazi Hater. Demon Whisperer. Bidet Evangelist. https://deadline.com/2023/02/climate-change-fellowship-pamela-adlon-dorothy-fortenberry-roxane-gay-mentors-nrdc-caa-black-list-redford-
I never knew until today that James Bond was supposed to exist on a continuous timeline.

Since this is apparently a law, that means we can see new life in the zombie genre with a reanimated 007 out there with a license to kill and eat brains.
November 11, 2025 at 7:55 PM
to paraphrase voltaire, elon has the charisma of an oozing pustule drizzling out from the sphincter of a bubonic dumpster rat
November 11, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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Last night I heard a man who’d fled the Salvadoran civil war describe ICE as a paramilitary army aligned with an authoritarian government, and I thought… oh.
November 11, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Debating dropping $15 to subscribe to MLS for a month on the hope of seeing the Barça lads lift one more trophy together.
November 11, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Daryl Hall should form a new duo with her and go on tour as the new Hall & Oates.
Found the tweet that Joyce Carol Oates bodied Elon Musk with and it's so beautiful in its eloquent, simple take down. So much so he's crashing out trying to prove he reads books now. Put this in the Louvre.
November 11, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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Thus do all traitors
November 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Primary every dem senator up in 2026. If they don’t stop it, they’re complicit.
None can be primaried in the next cycle, Shaheen & Durbin retiring.

Hassan, Masto, Fetterman up for reelection in 2028.

Rosen, Kaine, King up for reelection in 2030.
November 10, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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all these "I'm voting no! statements" from senators are empty bullshit to me unless they are calling for new leadership and shunning each coward caver and swearing to make their life half the living hell they just put their constituents through for no reason
November 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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Every single Democratic senator that votes to cave on this should be immediately ejected from the party, and the national party should immediately start running primary candidates in their districts.

There is no bipartisanship possible with traitors and fascists. You either fight, or die.
November 10, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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Imagine coming off an incredible Election Day mandate from coast to coast and going 'you know what voters want? to be completely sold out by a bunch of craven cowards too pathetic to hold the line against a bunch of fucking weirdos'
November 10, 2025 at 12:26 AM
November 9, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Craig Burley really doesn't like this referee either.
November 9, 2025 at 10:12 PM
This referee just hates frenkie and was determined to send him off. Bullshit
November 9, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I miss Pedri
November 9, 2025 at 9:36 PM
How the fuck is there no card there?
November 9, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Oh no the celta player has died from being breathed on
November 9, 2025 at 9:27 PM
My thoughts on the first half.
November 9, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I find Stewart Robson a bit irritating at times, but I'll take his commentary over Kasey Keller any day.
November 9, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I wish we could go back to famous actors being shamed for doing tv commercials.

One, I don't want to see Billy Bob Thornton or whomever doing ads for 5G networks or buttplugs or whatever.

Two, those ads should be the domain of non-famous working actors who need that paycheck.
November 9, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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“I want you to understand what it is like to live in Chicago during this time.”

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November 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
In an alternate universe, the internet was never invented. Instead of podcasts, ham radio enthusiasts teamed up with comedians to create HAMCASTS.

Joe Rogan's hamcast never took off because all his fans kept trying to plug their headphones into ham sandwiches to listen.
November 9, 2025 at 5:10 PM
As a neutral it’s kinda entertaining having Liverpool and City supporters on my timeline at the moment.

(I’ll be the irrational overly-emotional Culer later.)
November 9, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Trump looking more like John Carpenter’s ‘The Thing’ every day.
November 9, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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Putting people at risk for no reason whatsoever.
Chaos erupted in Little Village.

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November 8, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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