Josh
@saltedjosh.bsky.social
Writer. Filmmaker. Culer. Metro Detroiter. Apprentice Guillotine Builder. Nazi Hater. Demon Whisperer. Bidet Evangelist. https://deadline.com/2023/02/climate-change-fellowship-pamela-adlon-dorothy-fortenberry-roxane-gay-mentors-nrdc-caa-black-list-redford-
My attempt at photographing the northern lights in Illinois. Not great but I guess I can say I kinda-sorta saw them.
November 12, 2025 at 2:57 AM
My attempt at photographing the northern lights in Illinois. Not great but I guess I can say I kinda-sorta saw them.
My thoughts on the first half.
November 9, 2025 at 9:11 PM
My thoughts on the first half.
Trump looking more like John Carpenter’s ‘The Thing’ every day.
November 9, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Trump looking more like John Carpenter’s ‘The Thing’ every day.
Art appreciation break.
‘The Foxes’
Franz Marc
oil on canvas, 1913
‘The Foxes’
Franz Marc
oil on canvas, 1913
November 4, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Art appreciation break.
‘The Foxes’
Franz Marc
oil on canvas, 1913
‘The Foxes’
Franz Marc
oil on canvas, 1913
Bridget stole my hoodie but since it’s caturday, I guess I’ll allow it.
October 25, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Bridget stole my hoodie but since it’s caturday, I guess I’ll allow it.
What's it like inside your head?
(My head is also full of bickering Bicycle Repair Men)
(My head is also full of bickering Bicycle Repair Men)
October 25, 2025 at 1:46 AM
What's it like inside your head?
(My head is also full of bickering Bicycle Repair Men)
(My head is also full of bickering Bicycle Repair Men)
I didn’t even know I was a Chance the Rapper fan until just now.
October 25, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I didn’t even know I was a Chance the Rapper fan until just now.
If you ever get a chance to try this brand of vegetable lasagna…
Maybe perform analinguis on a dumpster raccoon instead, that’ll give you better flavor and texture.
Maybe perform analinguis on a dumpster raccoon instead, that’ll give you better flavor and texture.
October 23, 2025 at 1:54 AM
If you ever get a chance to try this brand of vegetable lasagna…
Maybe perform analinguis on a dumpster raccoon instead, that’ll give you better flavor and texture.
Maybe perform analinguis on a dumpster raccoon instead, that’ll give you better flavor and texture.
The Orange Führer and his Couch-Fucking Apprentice are the general contractors in charge of tearing down the East Wing of the White House to build their Epstein Ballroom.
October 23, 2025 at 1:35 AM
The Orange Führer and his Couch-Fucking Apprentice are the general contractors in charge of tearing down the East Wing of the White House to build their Epstein Ballroom.
I kinda forgot that plums will make you do a Jeff Daniels impression.
So this is how my morning has been going...
So this is how my morning has been going...
October 21, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I kinda forgot that plums will make you do a Jeff Daniels impression.
So this is how my morning has been going...
So this is how my morning has been going...
Actual photo of Illinois State Police.
October 17, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Actual photo of Illinois State Police.
spelling error in headline
October 12, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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Update. I bought them. My search for practical brown loafers that go with everything ended with me buying impractical red loafers. Fuck practical.
Don’t step on my red suede shoes.
Don’t step on my red suede shoes.
October 10, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Update. I bought them. My search for practical brown loafers that go with everything ended with me buying impractical red loafers. Fuck practical.
Don’t step on my red suede shoes.
Don’t step on my red suede shoes.
Eric García is going to sign a new contract soon and I couldn't be happier. I actually wanted the club to sell him to Girona when he had the loan stint there. I was so wrong about Eric, he's become a crucial player with amazing positional flexibility.
October 10, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Eric García is going to sign a new contract soon and I couldn't be happier. I actually wanted the club to sell him to Girona when he had the loan stint there. I was so wrong about Eric, he's become a crucial player with amazing positional flexibility.
They need to issue some camo shorts for these boys. Men of this build and mustache wear shorts in Chicago, even in January.
October 7, 2025 at 10:58 PM
They need to issue some camo shorts for these boys. Men of this build and mustache wear shorts in Chicago, even in January.
Apple is working an updated version of their famous 1984 ad.
October 3, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Apple is working an updated version of their famous 1984 ad.
Watching HOUSE OF GUINNESS. Anthony Boyle as Arthur Guinness looked familiar, and I finally remembered him as John Wilkes Booth in MANHUNT. Then I looked him up and saw he was also Brendan Hughes in SAY NOTHING.
A man of many (historical) mustaches.
A man of many (historical) mustaches.
September 28, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Watching HOUSE OF GUINNESS. Anthony Boyle as Arthur Guinness looked familiar, and I finally remembered him as John Wilkes Booth in MANHUNT. Then I looked him up and saw he was also Brendan Hughes in SAY NOTHING.
A man of many (historical) mustaches.
A man of many (historical) mustaches.
Man, I'm so happy for Ansu Fati, really coming on strong in his first few games for Monaco. It's sad it didn't work out in Barcelona, those injuries were brutal. The fresh start seems to have done him well, I hope he continues having a great comeback.
September 27, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Man, I'm so happy for Ansu Fati, really coming on strong in his first few games for Monaco. It's sad it didn't work out in Barcelona, those injuries were brutal. The fresh start seems to have done him well, I hope he continues having a great comeback.
I don't follow baseball but I hate Illinois nazis, so fuck Matt Shaw. You'd think the Cubs would know better than to invite Illinois nazis back to Wrigley.
September 22, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I don't follow baseball but I hate Illinois nazis, so fuck Matt Shaw. You'd think the Cubs would know better than to invite Illinois nazis back to Wrigley.