C. Robert Cargill
@crobertcargill.bsky.social
Lvl 50 Writer of Wrongs. SINISTER 1 & 2. DOCTOR STRANGE. THE BLACK PHONE 1 & 2. THE GORGE. V/H/S/85. SEA OF RUST. DAY ZERO. WE ARE WHERE THE NIGHTMARES GO. Six books, seven movies. Podcaster with JUNKFOOD CINEMA. Tio do Churrasco. Misfit toy.
Bought this rad shirt off @garywhitta.bsky.social’s shop MONTHS ago, thinking I’d get two or three good wears out of it, but my God has this shirt been a gift that keeps on giving. I’ll be wearing this thing relevantly well into next year. Surprisingly popular in small town Texas…
November 13, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Bought this rad shirt off @garywhitta.bsky.social’s shop MONTHS ago, thinking I’d get two or three good wears out of it, but my God has this shirt been a gift that keeps on giving. I’ll be wearing this thing relevantly well into next year. Surprisingly popular in small town Texas…
How do you do, fellow kids?
November 13, 2025 at 1:47 AM
How do you do, fellow kids?
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
WAG THE DOG (1997). A film about a presidential campaign and fake war designed to distract the nation in order to get a suspected pedophile reelected.
It's fiction.
It's fiction.
November 13, 2025 at 12:02 AM
WAG THE DOG (1997). A film about a presidential campaign and fake war designed to distract the nation in order to get a suspected pedophile reelected.
It's fiction.
It's fiction.
Guys! Guys! I think I have an idea for next year's Halloween costume!
November 12, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Guys! Guys! I think I have an idea for next year's Halloween costume!
SANTA CLAUS HAS A NEW MISSION THIS HOLIDAY! HIS WISH FOR ADVENTURE COMES TRUE WHEN HE BUMPS HIS HEAD AND STARTS BELIEVING HE'S SUPERCLAUS! IT’S UP TO HIM, HIS ELF-XECUTIVE ASSISTANT, AND A TECH-SAVVY 11-YEAR-OLD TO SAVE CHRISTMAS FROM A TOY-OBSESSED BUSINESSMAN.
November 11, 2025 at 8:45 PM
SANTA CLAUS HAS A NEW MISSION THIS HOLIDAY! HIS WISH FOR ADVENTURE COMES TRUE WHEN HE BUMPS HIS HEAD AND STARTS BELIEVING HE'S SUPERCLAUS! IT’S UP TO HIM, HIS ELF-XECUTIVE ASSISTANT, AND A TECH-SAVVY 11-YEAR-OLD TO SAVE CHRISTMAS FROM A TOY-OBSESSED BUSINESSMAN.
Holy hot buttered Christ in a bucket, this was insanely good. Worth several hours in the kitchen over two days. I am wrecked by melt in your mouth wagyu in an ultra reduced wine glaze sauce. All on a bed of buttery mashed potatoes? Fucking. Heaven.
November 10, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Holy hot buttered Christ in a bucket, this was insanely good. Worth several hours in the kitchen over two days. I am wrecked by melt in your mouth wagyu in an ultra reduced wine glaze sauce. All on a bed of buttery mashed potatoes? Fucking. Heaven.
PLUR1BUS is something we haven't seen in some time on TV: dangerous science fiction. A real think piece. Takes the question played around with in Asmov's GREEN PATCHES, ANNIHILATION, and even SEA OF RUST, to its most interesting conclusion: What if individualism is the biggest threat to world peace?
November 9, 2025 at 10:06 PM
PLUR1BUS is something we haven't seen in some time on TV: dangerous science fiction. A real think piece. Takes the question played around with in Asmov's GREEN PATCHES, ANNIHILATION, and even SEA OF RUST, to its most interesting conclusion: What if individualism is the biggest threat to world peace?
A Texas senate candidate following porn on social
Media???
Media???
November 9, 2025 at 12:28 AM
A Texas senate candidate following porn on social
Media???
Media???
Chilling in the backyard with Jess and Nyx, watching me some Joe Bob.
November 8, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Chilling in the backyard with Jess and Nyx, watching me some Joe Bob.
Tonight Jess and I decided to celebrate freedom and democracy for dinner. You can almost smell the mustard and onion.
November 7, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Tonight Jess and I decided to celebrate freedom and democracy for dinner. You can almost smell the mustard and onion.
Growing up were there any moments in movies that traumatized you? 😬
For me, it was this son of a bitch right here.
For me, it was this son of a bitch right here.
November 7, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Growing up were there any moments in movies that traumatized you? 😬
For me, it was this son of a bitch right here.
For me, it was this son of a bitch right here.
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but DEXTER: RESURRECTION is a return to form for the series and character in that it feels just like it belongs in with the first few seasons. Jess and I mainlined it this weekend and blew through it in two nights. So fucking good with the best Dexter cast ever.
November 7, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but DEXTER: RESURRECTION is a return to form for the series and character in that it feels just like it belongs in with the first few seasons. Jess and I mainlined it this weekend and blew through it in two nights. So fucking good with the best Dexter cast ever.
It means you would rather spend time in the...
November 6, 2025 at 5:20 AM
It means you would rather spend time in the...
Oh hell yes. Grilled pork steaks and roasted root vegetables to celebrate the beginning of Texas Autumn. Hell of a meal.
November 4, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Oh hell yes. Grilled pork steaks and roasted root vegetables to celebrate the beginning of Texas Autumn. Hell of a meal.
Thom the Turkey has successfully been deployed. Let us hope the War of Holidays Aggression doesn’t have to escalate any further.
November 3, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Thom the Turkey has successfully been deployed. Let us hope the War of Holidays Aggression doesn’t have to escalate any further.
The new Forgotten Realms books are out and I’m a HUGE fan of the new direction of D&D. The books have new subclasses, the return of feat chains, Epic feats, stats for some of Faerun’s greatest villains, a plethora of one shots, and expands on the realms outside the Sword Coast. Fucking LOVE them.
November 1, 2025 at 11:04 PM
The new Forgotten Realms books are out and I’m a HUGE fan of the new direction of D&D. The books have new subclasses, the return of feat chains, Epic feats, stats for some of Faerun’s greatest villains, a plethora of one shots, and expands on the realms outside the Sword Coast. Fucking LOVE them.
One year ago today we lost one of my best friends ever, adventure boi, world traveler, and distinguished gentleman, Whiskey the Misfit Wonder Dog. I miss that little fucker so much. If you’ve got a drink, please raise it to the most interesting, communicative dog I’ve ever known. Love you, Whiskey.
November 1, 2025 at 8:39 PM
One year ago today we lost one of my best friends ever, adventure boi, world traveler, and distinguished gentleman, Whiskey the Misfit Wonder Dog. I miss that little fucker so much. If you’ve got a drink, please raise it to the most interesting, communicative dog I’ve ever known. Love you, Whiskey.
I regret to inform you that I am no longer the house that gives out full sized candy bars.
We are now the house that gives out KING SIZED CANDY BARS! That wasn’t even my final form!
We are now the house that gives out KING SIZED CANDY BARS! That wasn’t even my final form!
October 29, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I regret to inform you that I am no longer the house that gives out full sized candy bars.
We are now the house that gives out KING SIZED CANDY BARS! That wasn’t even my final form!
We are now the house that gives out KING SIZED CANDY BARS! That wasn’t even my final form!
You'd have LOVED IT.
October 29, 2025 at 8:16 PM
You'd have LOVED IT.