CriticalWeebTheory
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He/they
Genderqueer freak and loving it
Trans(I guess)
Bi
Poly
OCD, PDD, GAD, and SAD
He/they
Genderqueer freak and loving it
Trans(I guess)
Bi
Poly
OCD, PDD, GAD, and SAD
Pinned
Self care ❌️
Self destruction ✅️✅️✅️✅️✅️
Self destruction ✅️✅️✅️✅️✅️
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I can't stop thinking about that one dude from that Mehdi Hasan Jubilee debate video. The self-professed fascist with the insane laugh. He has a bad case of Nightmare Face. Guy looks like he brings Ortolan Bunting to the family July 4 picnic and shares it with the dog.
July 25, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I can't stop thinking about that one dude from that Mehdi Hasan Jubilee debate video. The self-professed fascist with the insane laugh. He has a bad case of Nightmare Face. Guy looks like he brings Ortolan Bunting to the family July 4 picnic and shares it with the dog.
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I love Silverhand solely because it is legitimately really funny to have even a moderately optimistic V have him in there.
V, helping a random passerby: "It's gonna be okay, dude!"
Silverhand: "YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING PRICK HE'S GONNA TRY TO MUG YOU. IDIOT. LET'S TALK ABOUT MY COCK NOW."
V, helping a random passerby: "It's gonna be okay, dude!"
Silverhand: "YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING PRICK HE'S GONNA TRY TO MUG YOU. IDIOT. LET'S TALK ABOUT MY COCK NOW."
July 25, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I love Silverhand solely because it is legitimately really funny to have even a moderately optimistic V have him in there.
V, helping a random passerby: "It's gonna be okay, dude!"
Silverhand: "YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING PRICK HE'S GONNA TRY TO MUG YOU. IDIOT. LET'S TALK ABOUT MY COCK NOW."
V, helping a random passerby: "It's gonna be okay, dude!"
Silverhand: "YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING PRICK HE'S GONNA TRY TO MUG YOU. IDIOT. LET'S TALK ABOUT MY COCK NOW."
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This is like taking the K.B. Toys logo and changing it to the 'Work Will Set You Free' font
What an utterly dogshit rebrand. Take something unique, characterful and distinctive and make it look like every other bland corporate unbrand out there.
July 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
This is like taking the K.B. Toys logo and changing it to the 'Work Will Set You Free' font
My brightspots rn
My cute bf
Smoking pot
Trump crashing out over the epstein stuff
My cute bf
Smoking pot
Trump crashing out over the epstein stuff
July 25, 2025 at 4:09 PM
My brightspots rn
My cute bf
Smoking pot
Trump crashing out over the epstein stuff
My cute bf
Smoking pot
Trump crashing out over the epstein stuff
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all the unemployed displaced palestinians arent working class because uhh im very fucking smart or whatever. ive definitely read and understood marx and i am NOT using a 'useless eaters' argument
July 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
all the unemployed displaced palestinians arent working class because uhh im very fucking smart or whatever. ive definitely read and understood marx and i am NOT using a 'useless eaters' argument
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Right so in the story you have in your head they can be Ethan Hunt level espionage geniuses or they can be drug-addled morons who can't keep a secret to save their lives but it's not a super compelling story when you need them to be both
June 20, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Right so in the story you have in your head they can be Ethan Hunt level espionage geniuses or they can be drug-addled morons who can't keep a secret to save their lives but it's not a super compelling story when you need them to be both
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No offense but liberals being consistently idiotic has been a great help to communists these last few months. Please keep talking.
June 3, 2025 at 2:19 AM
No offense but liberals being consistently idiotic has been a great help to communists these last few months. Please keep talking.
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Democratic Outreach has never been better
June 3, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Democratic Outreach has never been better
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Democratic base: We hate spineless Democrats. We can't stand how they grant Republican framing on immigration, Gaza, and more. They are putting people at risk and abdicating their role as opposition leaders.
Chuck Schumer: I TRIPLE DOG DARE "TACO Trump" to go to war with Iran!!
Chuck Schumer: I TRIPLE DOG DARE "TACO Trump" to go to war with Iran!!
June 3, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Democratic base: We hate spineless Democrats. We can't stand how they grant Republican framing on immigration, Gaza, and more. They are putting people at risk and abdicating their role as opposition leaders.
Chuck Schumer: I TRIPLE DOG DARE "TACO Trump" to go to war with Iran!!
Chuck Schumer: I TRIPLE DOG DARE "TACO Trump" to go to war with Iran!!
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The e-mail lady literally helped her longtime friend Donald Trump in his initial GOP Primary, then chose to run a horrible campaign and lost. Will you be crying at her, too, or just strangers on the internet who had nothing to do with it?
June 3, 2025 at 5:18 AM
The e-mail lady literally helped her longtime friend Donald Trump in his initial GOP Primary, then chose to run a horrible campaign and lost. Will you be crying at her, too, or just strangers on the internet who had nothing to do with it?
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wow trans people are so powerful we can single-handedly sway an election towards a group who quite literally right now at this very moment is trying to prevent me & thousands of others from accessing hormones, a decision that will likely end many of our lives. that's crazy that we would do that
June 3, 2025 at 5:12 AM
wow trans people are so powerful we can single-handedly sway an election towards a group who quite literally right now at this very moment is trying to prevent me & thousands of others from accessing hormones, a decision that will likely end many of our lives. that's crazy that we would do that
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white guy inventing a post-racial identity for himself while he imagines doctor king looking down from heaven in approval
June 3, 2025 at 4:58 AM
white guy inventing a post-racial identity for himself while he imagines doctor king looking down from heaven in approval
Glory to the Pritzker Imperium
June 3, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Glory to the Pritzker Imperium
The Wolf of Goon Street
The Goon Between us
The Passion Of The Goon
June 3, 2025 at 4:43 AM
The Wolf of Goon Street
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"but my nostalgia"
"but she doesn't own the fandom"
"but I'm not going to give her money I'm just going to keep her property culturally relevant forever"
"but also I'm definitely going to give her money and just pretend I didn't"
Children's media consumed by adults funding fascism. Wild.
"but she doesn't own the fandom"
"but I'm not going to give her money I'm just going to keep her property culturally relevant forever"
"but also I'm definitely going to give her money and just pretend I didn't"
Children's media consumed by adults funding fascism. Wild.
This is NOT a joke
June 3, 2025 at 4:34 AM
"but my nostalgia"
"but she doesn't own the fandom"
"but I'm not going to give her money I'm just going to keep her property culturally relevant forever"
"but also I'm definitely going to give her money and just pretend I didn't"
Children's media consumed by adults funding fascism. Wild.
"but she doesn't own the fandom"
"but I'm not going to give her money I'm just going to keep her property culturally relevant forever"
"but also I'm definitely going to give her money and just pretend I didn't"
Children's media consumed by adults funding fascism. Wild.
This is the whitest thing you could say. Yakub is pleased.
So sorry to disappoint. Self-purification is an essential step in civil disobedience. You can't dismantle white supremacy if you think of yourself as white. Post-white identity formation is a necessary step to enable folks whose ancestors upheld white supremacy to become active anti-racists.
June 3, 2025 at 4:40 AM
This is the whitest thing you could say. Yakub is pleased.
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God exists and hates us
June 3, 2025 at 4:22 AM
God exists and hates us
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how 'bout you lick my balls, youtube
June 3, 2025 at 4:21 AM
how 'bout you lick my balls, youtube
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I am reading that New Yorker profile of Curtis Yarvin and I cannot overemphasize how much he is a stupid person's idea of what a smart person sounds like. I resent having to know who this man is. I wish to wipe him from my memory.
June 2, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I am reading that New Yorker profile of Curtis Yarvin and I cannot overemphasize how much he is a stupid person's idea of what a smart person sounds like. I resent having to know who this man is. I wish to wipe him from my memory.