Critical Massquatch
@criticalmassquatch.bsky.social
Not the id, ego, or superego but the 4th one they don't tell you about
Que the people with the "Don't Tread on Me Flags" supporting cops literally treading on a guy
June 9, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Que the people with the "Don't Tread on Me Flags" supporting cops literally treading on a guy
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lol get on the rocket elon. go uhhh rescue them lmao
January 29, 2025 at 3:46 AM
lol get on the rocket elon. go uhhh rescue them lmao
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i love holding real news in my hands
December 18, 2024 at 4:39 PM
i love holding real news in my hands
I am the Alpha and Omega male
as a natural born alpha male, there’s nothing more threatening to my hypermasculine identity than other people being comfortable with themselves. it takes a lot of strength to be this scared
December 4, 2024 at 4:26 AM
I am the Alpha and Omega male
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wish my local library had merch
December 2, 2024 at 5:36 PM
wish my local library had merch
Santa knows everything about everyone and generally wishes everyone good cheer but also has a healthy amount of emotional distance
November 28, 2024 at 3:50 PM
Santa knows everything about everyone and generally wishes everyone good cheer but also has a healthy amount of emotional distance
If I was having a conversation with Tucker Carlson and he said evolution isn't real I'd ask him why there are mammals living in the ocean with fin bones that look like feet and still breath air
April 23, 2024 at 6:39 AM
If I was having a conversation with Tucker Carlson and he said evolution isn't real I'd ask him why there are mammals living in the ocean with fin bones that look like feet and still breath air
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"We live in Capitalism, its power seems inescapable - so did the divine right of Kings".
Ursula K. Le Guin in her speech at the National Book Awards Ceremony, 2014
Ursula K. Le Guin in her speech at the National Book Awards Ceremony, 2014
March 7, 2024 at 4:07 PM
"We live in Capitalism, its power seems inescapable - so did the divine right of Kings".
Ursula K. Le Guin in her speech at the National Book Awards Ceremony, 2014
Ursula K. Le Guin in her speech at the National Book Awards Ceremony, 2014
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Just a reminder that the Supreme Court was designed to have one judge per appellate circuit. They stopped expanding it at 9. There are now 13 appellate circuits
February 29, 2024 at 4:00 AM
Just a reminder that the Supreme Court was designed to have one judge per appellate circuit. They stopped expanding it at 9. There are now 13 appellate circuits
We went over this in class. The lady on the bottom is dressed to mimic the bottles she's serving as basically another commodity
Un Bar aux Folies-Bergère, by Édouard Manet, 1882, 📸 via Jenny Fogarty
February 29, 2024 at 3:48 AM
We went over this in class. The lady on the bottom is dressed to mimic the bottles she's serving as basically another commodity
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We didn’t need all these biographical Willy Wonka movies about who he is as a person. In the older versions, he’s obviously God or the Devil. You’re supposed to spend the entire story wondering which one and gradually become worried they’re the same being
February 28, 2024 at 4:10 PM
We didn’t need all these biographical Willy Wonka movies about who he is as a person. In the older versions, he’s obviously God or the Devil. You’re supposed to spend the entire story wondering which one and gradually become worried they’re the same being
I'm honestly glad to see this is what Stephen Miller is spending his time on
After Trump he claimed he was gonna form a super law team to stop the federal govt from functioning by attacking weak points with lawsuits but so far they've just sued companies over culture war bs
After Trump he claimed he was gonna form a super law team to stop the federal govt from functioning by attacking weak points with lawsuits but so far they've just sued companies over culture war bs
February 27, 2024 at 11:36 PM
I'm honestly glad to see this is what Stephen Miller is spending his time on
After Trump he claimed he was gonna form a super law team to stop the federal govt from functioning by attacking weak points with lawsuits but so far they've just sued companies over culture war bs
After Trump he claimed he was gonna form a super law team to stop the federal govt from functioning by attacking weak points with lawsuits but so far they've just sued companies over culture war bs
Watching Before Sunset and it's legit Linklarious
February 24, 2024 at 10:10 PM
Watching Before Sunset and it's legit Linklarious
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I would simply invite Chaya Raichik over to sample a rare amontillado
February 24, 2024 at 8:10 PM
I would simply invite Chaya Raichik over to sample a rare amontillado
Why is that game even called Fortnite
It's like making a game where you can play as the droopy Sonic popsicle and call it Widdershins
It's like making a game where you can play as the droopy Sonic popsicle and call it Widdershins
February 24, 2024 at 6:23 PM
Why is that game even called Fortnite
It's like making a game where you can play as the droopy Sonic popsicle and call it Widdershins
It's like making a game where you can play as the droopy Sonic popsicle and call it Widdershins
Just living in the moment. Not a cell phone in sight
sociologists call these a "third place" and they're going extinct in our modern society
February 23, 2024 at 4:58 PM
Just living in the moment. Not a cell phone in sight
That's 7 Days without any ads from Liver King or Zionist accounts
February 14, 2024 at 6:44 PM
That's 7 Days without any ads from Liver King or Zionist accounts
Just realized that going to an event by myself and feeling a lot of anxiety, frustration, and tinge of depression manifests in my thoughts as "I feel awkward and it's everyone else's fault!"
February 13, 2024 at 1:29 AM
Just realized that going to an event by myself and feeling a lot of anxiety, frustration, and tinge of depression manifests in my thoughts as "I feel awkward and it's everyone else's fault!"
All this talk about Blue Sky Elders gives me flashbacks to BBS Forums cliques
February 7, 2024 at 1:43 PM
All this talk about Blue Sky Elders gives me flashbacks to BBS Forums cliques
Oh there's no DM's? How bout you DEEMS NUTZ
February 6, 2024 at 11:54 PM
Oh there's no DM's? How bout you DEEMS NUTZ
So far only complaint is that when Bluesky messes up I feel a sense of cheer, "oh look, the little fella's learning to walk" instead of the immense schadenfreude I get from X fucking up
February 6, 2024 at 11:34 PM
So far only complaint is that when Bluesky messes up I feel a sense of cheer, "oh look, the little fella's learning to walk" instead of the immense schadenfreude I get from X fucking up
Ghosts will not only be invented but will end up doing most of the science bc dead scientists always have unfinished business
February 6, 2024 at 11:17 PM
Ghosts will not only be invented but will end up doing most of the science bc dead scientists always have unfinished business
Henlo worlt
February 6, 2024 at 11:12 PM
Henlo worlt