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Cristian Ramirez
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That one guy from Cracked, Small Beans, and Gamefully Unemployed. Usually depressed, rarely funny.

https://www.cracked.com/members/ramirez421

https://ko-fi.com/jcristianramirez
Can’t declare a recession if you don’t have the numbers! Checkmate economists!
This is super useful.
November 13, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
A crazy thing about finishing your degree later in life is that if your mom didn’t somehow hold on to your tiny little business card sized vaccination record for 30 years, you have to get a bunch of shots again
November 12, 2025 at 10:05 PM
If I was pitching jokes about the Clippers having the oldest roster in the NBA I would immediately reject anything about someone breaking their hip for being too obvious
November 12, 2025 at 8:21 PM
The GOP’s war on education has been so successful that now all of us have to listen to two dumb guys on a stage lie to the poor people they hate and are actively hurting, and get applauded for it.
JD Vance: "Science as practiced in its best form is that if you disagree with it, then you ought to criticize it and you ought to argue against it."
November 12, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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We saw you from across the bar and really dig your vibe…
In The Underworld - Boris Vallejo (1978)
#fantasyart
November 11, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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my DHS LAW ENFORCEMENT DOES NOT PEPPER SPRAY CHILDREN t-shirt is raising a lot of questions i would have thought were answered by the shirt
November 12, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]

SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
We saw you from across the bar and really dig your vibe…
In The Underworld - Boris Vallejo (1978)
#fantasyart
November 11, 2025 at 11:35 PM
PSA to any restaurants serving steak. Do not bother asking how I want it cooked if you’re going to serve it on something that’s sizzling hot. I get this is a gimmick for social media or whatever, but that sound means it’s still cooking!
November 11, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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Thank you for all of your support with this design! As of my market this past weekend, I am officially out of these hare stickers… but fear not! If you were looking to snag one (or a few!) I am currently running a preorder for restocks! $7 each!

ko-fi.com/s/bf1547de60

#art #stickers #bsnm
November 11, 2025 at 6:49 PM
As your friendly neighborhood veteran, I hope you have a great day off and just want to remind everyone that there’s nothing more patriotic than fighting fascism everywhere! #VeteransDay
November 11, 2025 at 5:09 PM
If I ever excitedly post about wanting to go to an event with this lineup, it means I’m being held somewhere against my will.
the people clamor for moderate musical theater
November 11, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Maybe I was giving them too much credit calling them fascists. I guess it’s possible the Dems are just the dumbest motherfuckers alive.
Whoa -- Sen. Durbin went to up Leader Thune during the vote last night to tell him that on the shutdown vote and ACA promise that "8 of us are sticking our neck out that you're going to keep your word. I hope you will. He said 'I assure you I will,'" Durbin says just now
November 10, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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When we do this again in about 90 days
November 10, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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I received this email about Democrats caving to end the shutdown from one of the SNAP recipients I spoke to:
November 10, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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This isn’t incompetence btw, it’s class solidarity. They will always favor fascism because it fits best with capitalism.
November 10, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Considering everything awful in the world, it is nice to see a terrible person like Kim Davis being loudly publicly humiliated, lol

www.nbcnews.com/politics/sup...
Supreme Court rejects long-shot effort to overturn same-sex marriage ruling
The court turned away an appeal filed by Kim Davis, a former county clerk in Kentucky who was sued after refusing to issue a marriage license to a gay couple.
www.nbcnews.com
November 10, 2025 at 4:21 PM
In any other line of work if you just decided to quit doing your job you’d be forced to retire at best. If you don’t want to do your job then gtfo the way for someone who will.
weirdly honest messaging from the breakaway mod/institutionalist leaders who blew up the party strategy

they're explicitly giving up. "It wasn't working so we quit" that's the message
November 10, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Hey Chuck, you’d have to start fighting in the first place to keep fighting. Your words are meaningless to the lives we will lose because of your cowardice. Fuck off and retire already
Democrats have been fighting for months to address America's healthcare crisis

For the millions who will lose coverage
For people with cancer who won't get the care they need
For working families who can't afford to pay $25K more a year for healthcare

We will keep fighting
November 10, 2025 at 4:29 AM
This isn’t incompetence btw, it’s class solidarity. They will always favor fascism because it fits best with capitalism.
November 10, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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The coordinated nature of this—none are facing voters in 2026—means that either Schumer approved it or failed in his job as Senate Majority Leader to stop it.

Dems voting "no" get zero credit until they demand a change in leadership. Schumer out as Leader, Durbin out as Whip.
so currently defectors are:

Kaine (2030)
Shaheen (Retiring)
Hasan (2028)
Fetterman (2028)
Durbin (Retiring)
CCM (2028)
Rosen (2030)
King (2030)
November 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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Since the Democrats worked extra hard to hide who actually supported this, I think the No Kings/Resistance position should be to primary every Democrat unless they publicly call for Schumer's ouster this week

Either they go into total rebellion mode, which they won't, or the people will
November 10, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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Democratic senators think you are so fucking stupid.
The caucus meeting was just to orchestrate who would fall on the sword but not be up for a vote in 2026.
so currently defectors are:

Kaine (2030)
Shaheen (Retiring)
Hasan (2028)
Fetterman (2028)
Durbin (Retiring)
CCM (2028)
Rosen (2030)
King (2030)
November 10, 2025 at 2:29 AM