crimesanta aka sm0kem
@crimesanta.bsky.social
staff at Blue Team Village & BsidesCharm
cyber risk consultant / former CISO
cyber risk consultant / former CISO
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I'm increasingly convinced that life is less about what you do than the people you touch along the way.
September 25, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I'm increasingly convinced that life is less about what you do than the people you touch along the way.
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🚨 The Mental Health Hackers Charity Auction is LIVE! 🚨
We’ve teamed up with @blueteamvillage.bsky.social at #DEFCON33 to bring you exclusive goodies: electronic badges, challenge coins, Wi-Fi gear, and even unique swag like purses and watches!
👉 Start bidding now! www.ebay.com/usr/hackersh...
We’ve teamed up with @blueteamvillage.bsky.social at #DEFCON33 to bring you exclusive goodies: electronic badges, challenge coins, Wi-Fi gear, and even unique swag like purses and watches!
👉 Start bidding now! www.ebay.com/usr/hackersh...
July 30, 2025 at 1:08 PM
🚨 The Mental Health Hackers Charity Auction is LIVE! 🚨
We’ve teamed up with @blueteamvillage.bsky.social at #DEFCON33 to bring you exclusive goodies: electronic badges, challenge coins, Wi-Fi gear, and even unique swag like purses and watches!
👉 Start bidding now! www.ebay.com/usr/hackersh...
We’ve teamed up with @blueteamvillage.bsky.social at #DEFCON33 to bring you exclusive goodies: electronic badges, challenge coins, Wi-Fi gear, and even unique swag like purses and watches!
👉 Start bidding now! www.ebay.com/usr/hackersh...
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I’ve updated my free desktop wallpaper collection with new favorites, from summer wildlife moments like ducklings and hummingbirds to serene landscapes like Jordan Pond at sunset.
Grab here: www.shawnthomas.art/...
#wallpaper #nature #wildlife #photography #birds #landscape
Grab here: www.shawnthomas.art/...
#wallpaper #nature #wildlife #photography #birds #landscape
July 26, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I’ve updated my free desktop wallpaper collection with new favorites, from summer wildlife moments like ducklings and hummingbirds to serene landscapes like Jordan Pond at sunset.
Grab here: www.shawnthomas.art/...
#wallpaper #nature #wildlife #photography #birds #landscape
Grab here: www.shawnthomas.art/...
#wallpaper #nature #wildlife #photography #birds #landscape
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I found @muteki.bsky.social in Seattle!
June 18, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I found @muteki.bsky.social in Seattle!
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Did he torture him by talking about crypto?
Crypto investor accused of torturing man for three weeks in a Manhattan townhouse in attempt to get his Bitcoin password
Crypto Investor Charged With Kidnapping and Torturing Man for Weeks
www.nytimes.com
May 24, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Did he torture him by talking about crypto?
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Where we're going, there ain't gonna be laws
Wait, you can get antibiotics without a prescription?
May 22, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Where we're going, there ain't gonna be laws
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Check back for updates! www.bsidesnova.org
April 16, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Check back for updates! www.bsidesnova.org
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BSides Charm Day 1 recap:
We sold out for the first time since 2019 and got a great crowd out for Harry Coker's keynote. A huge thank you to everyone who participated!
(Photo cred Shawn Thomas Photography @understudy77.bsky.social )
We sold out for the first time since 2019 and got a great crowd out for Harry Coker's keynote. A huge thank you to everyone who participated!
(Photo cred Shawn Thomas Photography @understudy77.bsky.social )
April 13, 2025 at 3:03 PM
BSides Charm Day 1 recap:
We sold out for the first time since 2019 and got a great crowd out for Harry Coker's keynote. A huge thank you to everyone who participated!
(Photo cred Shawn Thomas Photography @understudy77.bsky.social )
We sold out for the first time since 2019 and got a great crowd out for Harry Coker's keynote. A huge thank you to everyone who participated!
(Photo cred Shawn Thomas Photography @understudy77.bsky.social )
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I remember changing the display on these kinds of printers to say "INSERT QUARTER".
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The April Fools joke that might have got me fired
Everyone should pull one great practical joke in their lifetimes. This one was mine, and I think it's past the statute of limitations. The s...
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April 1, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I remember changing the display on these kinds of printers to say "INSERT QUARTER".
oldvcr.blogspot.com/2025/04/the-...
oldvcr.blogspot.com/2025/04/the-...
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Elbows up, Canada.
March 22, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Elbows up, Canada.
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When I’m out shooting I’m a big fan of going for magic effects, something to make the whole scene just look a bit otherworldly. With the wind, rushing water, and bright sunlight reflecting off of it I think I managed that with this pintail. #photography #birds #blueskyartshow #photographersunited
March 2, 2025 at 1:19 PM
When I’m out shooting I’m a big fan of going for magic effects, something to make the whole scene just look a bit otherworldly. With the wind, rushing water, and bright sunlight reflecting off of it I think I managed that with this pintail. #photography #birds #blueskyartshow #photographersunited
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OUR FIRST ROUND OF TICKET SALES IS LIVE!
THIS IS NOT A DRILL!🪛 🪛 🪛 🪛 🪛 🪛 🪛 🪛
Here's a link to buy tickets:
OUR FIRST ROUND OF TICKET SALES IS LIVE!
THIS IS NOT A DRILL!🪛 🪛 🪛 🪛 🪛 🪛 🪛 🪛
Here's a link to buy tickets:
Tickets – BSidesCharm
BSidesCharm 2025 tickets will be sold over the course of two rounds:
buff.ly
February 17, 2025 at 6:38 PM
⏰ ⏰⏰⏰⏰⏰⏰⏰
OUR FIRST ROUND OF TICKET SALES IS LIVE!
THIS IS NOT A DRILL!🪛 🪛 🪛 🪛 🪛 🪛 🪛 🪛
Here's a link to buy tickets:
OUR FIRST ROUND OF TICKET SALES IS LIVE!
THIS IS NOT A DRILL!🪛 🪛 🪛 🪛 🪛 🪛 🪛 🪛
Here's a link to buy tickets:
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The first Senators to actually do anything about the Trump admin
NEW - Ottawa Senators fans booed the American national anthem at the beginning of tonight’s hockey game.
February 2, 2025 at 1:07 AM
The first Senators to actually do anything about the Trump admin
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🔑 🔑 🔑 Keynote Alert!🔑 🔑 🔑
Our Saturday morning Keynote will be Harry Coker, Secretary of the Maryland Department of Commerce and former United States National Cyber Director.
Our Saturday morning Keynote will be Harry Coker, Secretary of the Maryland Department of Commerce and former United States National Cyber Director.
January 30, 2025 at 6:26 PM
🔑 🔑 🔑 Keynote Alert!🔑 🔑 🔑
Our Saturday morning Keynote will be Harry Coker, Secretary of the Maryland Department of Commerce and former United States National Cyber Director.
Our Saturday morning Keynote will be Harry Coker, Secretary of the Maryland Department of Commerce and former United States National Cyber Director.
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Took a picture with @pukingmonkey.bsky.social's prize, and now two of my aunties think I'm lord of the hackers. I don't have the heart to correct them 🤣
I also have neglected to explain DFIU.
I also have neglected to explain DFIU.
January 14, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Took a picture with @pukingmonkey.bsky.social's prize, and now two of my aunties think I'm lord of the hackers. I don't have the heart to correct them 🤣
I also have neglected to explain DFIU.
I also have neglected to explain DFIU.
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Thanks for joining us at ShmooCon 2025. Lead with kindness and continue achieving great things.
January 12, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Thanks for joining us at ShmooCon 2025. Lead with kindness and continue achieving great things.
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Missed out on ShmooCon 2025 tickets?
F5 Game not up to snuff?
Don't despair -- BSidesCharm 2025 is coming April 12-13, 2025.
https://buff.ly/4iGGJQT
F5 Game not up to snuff?
Don't despair -- BSidesCharm 2025 is coming April 12-13, 2025.
https://buff.ly/4iGGJQT
December 16, 2024 at 8:47 AM
Missed out on ShmooCon 2025 tickets?
F5 Game not up to snuff?
Don't despair -- BSidesCharm 2025 is coming April 12-13, 2025.
https://buff.ly/4iGGJQT
F5 Game not up to snuff?
Don't despair -- BSidesCharm 2025 is coming April 12-13, 2025.
https://buff.ly/4iGGJQT
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“Ermagerd this means Trump is gonna do bad stuff because norms…”
I’m sorry but where the fuck have you been for the last 8 years? Trump was gonna do exactly what he was gonna do regardless of whether Biden pardoned his son who was unfairly prosecuted.
Come. The fuck. On.
I’m sorry but where the fuck have you been for the last 8 years? Trump was gonna do exactly what he was gonna do regardless of whether Biden pardoned his son who was unfairly prosecuted.
Come. The fuck. On.
December 2, 2024 at 12:55 AM
“Ermagerd this means Trump is gonna do bad stuff because norms…”
I’m sorry but where the fuck have you been for the last 8 years? Trump was gonna do exactly what he was gonna do regardless of whether Biden pardoned his son who was unfairly prosecuted.
Come. The fuck. On.
I’m sorry but where the fuck have you been for the last 8 years? Trump was gonna do exactly what he was gonna do regardless of whether Biden pardoned his son who was unfairly prosecuted.
Come. The fuck. On.
