Two weeks until I leave for Argentina/Antarctica 😱
November 7, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Two weeks until I leave for Argentina/Antarctica 😱
Last minute costume is the most brilliant thing I’ve ever made 😭
November 1, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Last minute costume is the most brilliant thing I’ve ever made 😭
I just realized that October marks 10 years in IT/cybersecurity 😱 I started as a part time helpdesk/AV support specialist, quickly moved into desktop support, then systems administration at year 3. Meanwhile I got a Master’s in computer science, and switched to cloud security consulting in 2021 💙
October 24, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I just realized that October marks 10 years in IT/cybersecurity 😱 I started as a part time helpdesk/AV support specialist, quickly moved into desktop support, then systems administration at year 3. Meanwhile I got a Master’s in computer science, and switched to cloud security consulting in 2021 💙
Working my way through my stepmom’s vintage bartenders guide. This one’s the Grapefruit Cocktail.
September 13, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Working my way through my stepmom’s vintage bartenders guide. This one’s the Grapefruit Cocktail.
My friends are awesome. That is all. #blueteamcon
September 6, 2025 at 6:20 AM
My friends are awesome. That is all. #blueteamcon
Just landed in Chicago for Blue Team Con! This is the one where I get to relax instead of running anything 🤣
September 3, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Just landed in Chicago for Blue Team Con! This is the one where I get to relax instead of running anything 🤣
I’m watching this documentary about hurricane Katrina on Netflix, and am so enraged at only 20ish minutes in. The absolute fucking incompetence.
August 29, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I’m watching this documentary about hurricane Katrina on Netflix, and am so enraged at only 20ish minutes in. The absolute fucking incompetence.
Making a cocktail using my stepmom’s family heirloom 😛
August 22, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Making a cocktail using my stepmom’s family heirloom 😛
@blueteamvillage.bsky.social history at #defcon33
August 18, 2025 at 3:42 PM
@blueteamvillage.bsky.social history at #defcon33
Does anyone have an extra BSides LV badge for sale?
August 3, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Does anyone have an extra BSides LV badge for sale?
Amidst the stress of planning for @blueteamvillage.bsky.social at #defcon33 I keep getting reminders of why I do this. Aside from herding cats and putting out fires and making all these annoying little decisions, we reach people — we impact, educate and inspire so many. That’s fucking priceless.
July 29, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Amidst the stress of planning for @blueteamvillage.bsky.social at #defcon33 I keep getting reminders of why I do this. Aside from herding cats and putting out fires and making all these annoying little decisions, we reach people — we impact, educate and inspire so many. That’s fucking priceless.
Less than 2 weeks until DEF CON 🤯🤯🤯
July 27, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Less than 2 weeks until DEF CON 🤯🤯🤯
Going to Antarctica in Nov/Dec. I feel the need to bring some fun photo props. So far I’m thinking a Tux beanie for selfies with penguins. Some people bring a flag. Any other ideas?
July 17, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Going to Antarctica in Nov/Dec. I feel the need to bring some fun photo props. So far I’m thinking a Tux beanie for selfies with penguins. Some people bring a flag. Any other ideas?
Experimenting with hair product a bit. Turns out my hair is surprisingly curly, and with this one, also now smells like honey 🤔🍯
July 10, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Experimenting with hair product a bit. Turns out my hair is surprisingly curly, and with this one, also now smells like honey 🤔🍯
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I found @muteki.bsky.social in Seattle!
June 18, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I found @muteki.bsky.social in Seattle!
AWS ReInforce may be in my hometown, but I’m not, so I compromised. IYKYK.
June 18, 2025 at 11:06 PM
AWS ReInforce may be in my hometown, but I’m not, so I compromised. IYKYK.
“If you need wine, don’t go milk a cow” -my former manager and his funny analogies
June 10, 2025 at 5:57 PM
“If you need wine, don’t go milk a cow” -my former manager and his funny analogies
Layoffs at CrowdStrike. I’m safe, but if you’re looking for IR consultants I know a bunch of fucking amazing ones that will be looking for jobs 🫠
May 7, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Layoffs at CrowdStrike. I’m safe, but if you’re looking for IR consultants I know a bunch of fucking amazing ones that will be looking for jobs 🫠
Pretty sure my portable air conditioner is already plotting world domination 🤔
April 22, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Pretty sure my portable air conditioner is already plotting world domination 🤔
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Holy shit. $1,200 away from the goal. I know it seems like “hey, $26,800 is goddamn miraculous.” And it most certainly is. I cried a little when I checked this morning, but I’d love for him see that 100% green circle. Let’s finish strong.
www.gofundme.com/f/aarons-fli...
www.gofundme.com/f/aarons-fli...
April 15, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Holy shit. $1,200 away from the goal. I know it seems like “hey, $26,800 is goddamn miraculous.” And it most certainly is. I cried a little when I checked this morning, but I’d love for him see that 100% green circle. Let’s finish strong.
www.gofundme.com/f/aarons-fli...
www.gofundme.com/f/aarons-fli...
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BREAKING.
From a reliable source. MITRE support for the CVE program is due to expire tomorrow. The attached letter was sent out to CVE Board Members.
From a reliable source. MITRE support for the CVE program is due to expire tomorrow. The attached letter was sent out to CVE Board Members.
April 15, 2025 at 5:23 PM
BREAKING.
From a reliable source. MITRE support for the CVE program is due to expire tomorrow. The attached letter was sent out to CVE Board Members.
From a reliable source. MITRE support for the CVE program is due to expire tomorrow. The attached letter was sent out to CVE Board Members.