Creyto
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October 4, 2024 at 1:59 PM
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Jack Black will be providing the voice of Left Bumper in the upcoming film adaptation of 3D Pinball for Windows – Space Cadet
September 13, 2024 at 10:57 PM
Jack Black will be providing the voice of Left Bumper in the upcoming film adaptation of 3D Pinball for Windows – Space Cadet
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I have to say Ben Shapiro’s company making movies has been a huge letdown. It’s just been generic rightwing incompetently made films and sub-Babylon Bee comedy when I was hoping for shit like “Ben Shapiro is Lothar: free-market Barbarian of the Lusty Ancient World”
September 8, 2024 at 11:22 PM
I have to say Ben Shapiro’s company making movies has been a huge letdown. It’s just been generic rightwing incompetently made films and sub-Babylon Bee comedy when I was hoping for shit like “Ben Shapiro is Lothar: free-market Barbarian of the Lusty Ancient World”
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Michael Mann's Heat is a film about having fun with your work friends
September 8, 2024 at 10:03 PM
Michael Mann's Heat is a film about having fun with your work friends
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Lovecraft is so weird because he’ll write the most cosmically intense scenarios with the sickest vibes and then you realize it’s a metaphor for being terrified by an Italian he saw crossing the street
September 7, 2024 at 12:56 PM
Lovecraft is so weird because he’ll write the most cosmically intense scenarios with the sickest vibes and then you realize it’s a metaphor for being terrified by an Italian he saw crossing the street
If kids wants to watch minecraft, their parents won't give a fuck at this point.
Also, they can watch both
Also, they can watch both
September 7, 2024 at 5:48 AM
If kids wants to watch minecraft, their parents won't give a fuck at this point.
Also, they can watch both
Also, they can watch both
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Yep
I genuinely do not believe that people are *inherently* moral or decent. HOWEVER, I also believe that we can *learn* to be moral and decent. We are the products of our upbringing and life experiences.
September 6, 2024 at 12:26 AM
Yep
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last tv show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?
September 5, 2024 at 11:54 PM
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last tv show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?
thank god
September 3, 2024 at 11:18 AM
thank god
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Same movie. I just love this woman.
September 3, 2024 at 8:53 AM
Same movie. I just love this woman.
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Horror movie where someone is gradually being transformed into a monster but her health insurance sucks and she can't afford time off so she just deals with it on her own while her friends and family are like "oh my god you need to get that looked at"
September 3, 2024 at 12:25 AM
Horror movie where someone is gradually being transformed into a monster but her health insurance sucks and she can't afford time off so she just deals with it on her own while her friends and family are like "oh my god you need to get that looked at"
I really thought that was huge boobs in the first pic
I love them like they are my children (because they are my children).
September 3, 2024 at 7:51 AM
I really thought that was huge boobs in the first pic
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Now before I make this final cut on your vasectomy, I'm legally required to tell you that 1 in 25 times the penis will pop off and fly around the room going PHBHBHBHBHTH like a deflated balloon. So. You know. Fingers crossed.
September 1, 2024 at 10:54 AM
Now before I make this final cut on your vasectomy, I'm legally required to tell you that 1 in 25 times the penis will pop off and fly around the room going PHBHBHBHBHTH like a deflated balloon. So. You know. Fingers crossed.
lol
You know how sometimes when a sequel quotes a fan-favorite line or refers back to a fan-favorite moment from an earlier movie, the audience bursts into applause and hoots and cheers?
Watching Alien Romulus is two hours of the opposite of that reaction…
Watching Alien Romulus is two hours of the opposite of that reaction…
September 2, 2024 at 9:37 AM
lol
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I just read the world’s oldest person recently died. And I seem to read these headlines from time to time.
Has anybody looked into why so many of the world’s oldest keep dying? Is there a serial killer?
I demand a full investigation into this. Every single former worlds oldest person is dead -
Has anybody looked into why so many of the world’s oldest keep dying? Is there a serial killer?
I demand a full investigation into this. Every single former worlds oldest person is dead -
September 1, 2024 at 9:53 PM
I just read the world’s oldest person recently died. And I seem to read these headlines from time to time.
Has anybody looked into why so many of the world’s oldest keep dying? Is there a serial killer?
I demand a full investigation into this. Every single former worlds oldest person is dead -
Has anybody looked into why so many of the world’s oldest keep dying? Is there a serial killer?
I demand a full investigation into this. Every single former worlds oldest person is dead -
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this is how the alphabet looks from above
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September 1, 2024 at 8:09 PM
this is how the alphabet looks from above
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