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jess
@cremedelaflemme.bsky.social
aspiring eccentric
34 | cœur ouvert à l'inconnu
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design, tricot, francophonie, bachelor nation, phils, cats, stromae, big feelings
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No one should be offered death in lieu of treatment.

No one should be offered death when they’re asking for help.

It’s coercive even if they have the “right” to say no, because if no other treatments are offered they’re going to experience tremendous suffering.
December 9, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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Your hands are covered in little men. And the little men can make you sick if you don’t give them a bath. Sometimes they make other people sick too. Please give the little men a bath! I’m not crazy! Just listen to me! Bathe the little men on your hands! This is real! Get the men wet, you fools!
December 3, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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What’s wild to me is creation is a pleasure. These steps in the process are a pleasure. It’s almost as good and sometimes even better than the feeling of the end result, sometimes being done is in fact anticlimactic. If you push your baby through an algorithm you’re left with anticlimactic and sad
November 29, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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It’s infuriating to me that I need to evaluate media to determine whether it’s AI generated now. The great “time saver” technology wastes incalculable time and energy for people who want to retain their grasp on reality
November 28, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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October 18, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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The kinds of databases:

• Fancy files
• 1970s stays winning
• This would be so cool if it worked at scale
• Oh, that's why google has a monopoly on search
November 27, 2025 at 12:26 AM
doing my patriotic duty from abroad by crashing out in public on the wednesday before thanksgiving
November 26, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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I guess I can drink twelve coffees a day while chain smoking if you want me to do this in a socially acceptable manner, I just don't see how that's better for my physical or mental health than Vyvanse, y'know?
November 20, 2025 at 12:27 PM
devastated to notice that even in france some commercials are louder than others. I thought I'd escaped this hell!!
November 18, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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Free speech is more than me being allowed to say what I want. Everyone also has to like it and tell me I'm a smart and handsome boy
November 18, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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I have muted so many words but you all keep getting around them
November 18, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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Des gens qui ont trop joué avec Akinator et ils pensent que c'est un vrai génie
Votre rappel quotidien que quand un mec vous dit que l’IA va guérir le cancer ou régler le changement climatique, il veut juste dire « on va demander à ChatGPT comment faire et comme ChatGPT, c’est magique, il aura la réponse »
November 18, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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I don't want AI generated art, I want AI emptied dishwasher
November 17, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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everything feels so scammy.
November 14, 2025 at 6:45 PM
relatable web content
I'm going to finish it tho I'm very stubborn. irdc I don't have much going on
November 14, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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I hate that AI has made me approach cute animal videos with an air of suspicion. I resent having to harden my heart to the possibility of an unlikely friendship between a very large dog and a very small one
November 14, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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For anyone that needs it today, a French brick catalogue from 1879

www.presentandcorrect.com/blogs/blog/t...
November 13, 2025 at 6:47 PM
"luttez contre les mal baisé.e.s / baiser mieux"
Un homme : s'autorise à traiter une femme de mal baisée dans la rue

Moi : tourne la tête et gueule "si les femmes sont mal baisées c'est la faute à qui ?"
November 13, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Rape is the distillation of the far-right worldview that Trump embodies: a gleefully sadistic act of domination carried out as fulfillment of a supposedly natural hierarchy. It would be weird if Trump wasn’t a rapist, given his ideological commitments—which is before you get to all the accusations.
i mean c’mon. the president’s best friend was the most notorious pedo in the country’s history who ran a massive child trafficking ring. every bit of circumstantial evidence we have says that trump was a participant. if this were a criminal trial we’d have enough evidence to compel a plea deal.
November 12, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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The ACA made my whole self-employed life possible. For almost ten years, I was able to build a career that actually worked for me AND keep receiving necessary care to address the consequences of childhood medical neglect. And I still deserved better. We all do.
November 10, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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ice cubes are ridiculous. like yeah lemme just get a piece of water
November 8, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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Every company website is so desperate. You're on their page for five seconds and they want to send you notifications for the rest of your life. It's like if you asked somebody at an airport how to get to Terminal D and they told you, then got down on one knee and proposed.
November 7, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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your honor, every single crunchwrap is more supreme than this court
November 8, 2025 at 3:09 AM