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jess
@cremedelaflemme.bsky.social
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aspiring eccentric
34 | cœur ouvert à l'inconnu
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design, tricot, francophonie, bachelor nation, phils, cats, stromae, big feelings
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Scene from the office. Michael: I am a victim of a hate crime. Stanley: That's not what a hate crime is. Michael: Well, I hated it a lot, okay?
September 21, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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Page from Parable of the Sower, dated Wednesday November 6 2024 President William Turner Smith lost yesterday's election. Christopher Charles Morpeth Donner is our new President-President-elect. So what are we in for? Donner has already said that as soon as possible after his inauguration next year, he'll begin to dismantle the "wasteful, pointless, unnecessary moon and Mars pro-grams. Near space programs dealing with communications and experimentation will be privatized-sold off. Also, Donner has a plan for putting people back to work. He hopes to get laws changed, suspend "overly restrictive" mini-mum wage, environmental, and worker protection laws for those employers willing to take on homeless employees and provide them with training and adequate room and board. What's adequate, I wonder: A house or apartment? A room? A bed in a shared room? A barracks bed? Space on a floor? Space on the ground? And what about people with big families? Won't they be seen as bad investments? Won't it make much more sense for companies to hire single people, childless couples, or, at most, people with only one or two kids? I wonder. And what about those suspended laws? Will it be legal to poi son, mutilate, or infect people-as long as you provide them with food, water, and space to die? Dad decided not to vote for Donner after all. He didn't vote for anyone. He said politicians turned his stomach.
July 25, 2025 at 8:12 AM
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like, come ON
capture d'écran : Je deconseille fortement cette endroit j ai pris un menu c ete dégueulasse y avait impression c ete meme pas cuit et il manquait des trucs a la commande et le gas a mais plus de 35 minutes a faire une commande a 20€ un est reste devant la plaque autre est partir derriere pour fer chepa quoi je me dit si il la pas ete mettre du poison
July 7, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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the "eyes" emoji, doubled, like if the eyes were vibrating super hard
June 30, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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alors personne voulait me prévenir du lip sync entre la big bertha et lolita banana ?!? #dragracefrance 😭
Combinaison de ces emojis : 🥹😟
June 11, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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got some peonies the other day for 4,55€ and I just can't get over how much they've improved my life #bloomscrolling
three very light pink peonies, all wide open.
May 26, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Teen fashion reporter in the princess diaries saying "She's styling a wet, sort of grunge-look hair-do and is wearing a sweatshirt, jeans, and docs."
March 11, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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"they're the same picture"
three dollz mania dolls wearing wide-leg/flared jeans, next to kendrick lamar at the super bowl wearing wide-leg/flared jeans
February 10, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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idk I've just been seeing "co-president" a lot and it reminded me of when JD and Elliot were made co-chief residents, y'know?
JD trying to crowbar the "Co-" off his door plaque that reads "Co-chief resident" underneath Elliot's name
February 4, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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philadelphia is the center of the universe
philadelphia's city hall from the south, lit in green. broad street is starting to fill with revelers. centered in the foreground, a firework bursts.
January 27, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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and y'know what??
a memeified goofy, looking somewhat "off" and seemingly covered in blood. goofy says "I'll fuckin do it again"
January 23, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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TikTok's "unavailable" error dialog: "Sorry, TikTok isn't available right now. A law banning TikTok has been enacted in the U.S. Unfortunately, that means you can't use TikTok for now. We are fortunate that President Trump has indicated that he will work with us on a solution to reinstate TikTok once he takes office. Please stay tuned!" Google emoji kitchen mashup of a sobbing emoji with an especially small face, so the tears make up most of the features.
January 19, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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tourtière du réveillon 😋
une tourtière avec un sapin de noël grossièrement esquissé dans la croûte.
December 25, 2024 at 3:57 AM
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well, shit... 🫠🫠🫠
a knit piece that appears to be finished. my thumb hovers above a lone dropped stitch.
December 20, 2024 at 2:32 PM
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knitting really does feel like this sometimes
two frames depict pingu, a cute claymation penguin, sitting at a craft table and sporting a nasty scowl. in the first frame pingu holds up a paper heart. in the second frame, pingu has smushed the heart onto a piece of paper with a bunch of glitter on it.
December 9, 2024 at 8:54 PM
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💚💚💚
only surprise is that girl ft. lorde didn't make it to the top 5
a summary of my spotify wrapped. the top 5 artists, in order, are: charli xcx, chromeo, phoenix, jungle, and aya nakamura. my top songs are 360, club classics, 365, B2B, and von dutch. I listened 26,009 minutes.
December 4, 2024 at 3:20 PM
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experimenting with a transparent warp and I looove this brick effect with the i-cord 🤤
An in-progress weaving on a cardboard loom. The warp is transparent, but in some spots the light catches it against the shadow. Already woven, about 3/4 of what is in frame, are two horizontal stripes. First, a very evenly-spaced white knit i-cord takes up about 1/4 of the frame. Then, a slightly more spread out pink i-cord fills another 1/8. The woven part reaches a stopping point with a somewhat chaotic triangle made of a broad, thin cotton ribbon. The rest of the loom and its transparent warp complete the background.
December 1, 2024 at 8:29 PM
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oh we are SOOOOOO fucking back
screenshot of a google result for the buffer website. the result title says "Schedule your Bluesky posts with Buffer | Build an Authentic Community."
November 29, 2024 at 4:30 PM
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climbed her whole self on top me entirely unprompted, which hasn't happened in years 🥹😭
a white cat perched atop a lump on a bed. (the lump is jess' thigh.)
November 29, 2024 at 3:06 PM
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Jacques-Louis David mentioned ‼️
TV depicting a scene from "The Diplomat." Two women stand in the Louvre. Behind them is David's "Sacre de Napoléon," in its entirety. Beside that work is the leftmost third of David's "Les Sabines."
November 27, 2024 at 10:16 PM
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she luv 2 snugg
a white cat snuggled up next to a grey knit blanket
November 25, 2024 at 10:43 PM
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for the first time everrrr I have noticed a panic attack starting and managed to combine temp/breathing/aromas to ground myself through it
emoji mashup of the "crying but smiling" and "big blushing smile" emojis
November 23, 2024 at 3:40 AM
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nachos x knitting 🥰😇
a small plate of nachos, with black beans, avocado crema, carrots, and jalapenos. to its right, an in-progress knit project. behind it, a knit hat.
November 21, 2024 at 12:59 AM
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gros fan du machin i-cord en combinaison avec des nœuds 🧶🪢😇
nœuds double coin fait en i-cord
November 20, 2024 at 5:55 PM
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otter mode 🦦
CMY, a black cat, laying on her back like an otter.
November 19, 2024 at 3:18 PM