Creighton ⚒️
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Highly regarded Hawkeyes "writer" from Off Tackle Empire. Come on you Irons, Saoirse don Phalaistín
Recast the character using the same rules as an old sitcom where a main cast member leaves the show.
"This is James Bond's sister that we never mentioned before, Jane (Kiera Knightley). Her new codename is 007. She has exactly the same mannerisms but we gave her a slightly different catchphrase"
"This is James Bond's sister that we never mentioned before, Jane (Kiera Knightley). Her new codename is 007. She has exactly the same mannerisms but we gave her a slightly different catchphrase"
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Recast the character using the same rules as an old sitcom where a main cast member leaves the show.
"This is James Bond's sister that we never mentioned before, Jane (Kiera Knightley). Her new codename is 007. She has exactly the same mannerisms but we gave her a slightly different catchphrase"
"This is James Bond's sister that we never mentioned before, Jane (Kiera Knightley). Her new codename is 007. She has exactly the same mannerisms but we gave her a slightly different catchphrase"
Hilarious football game, 10/10
November 11, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Hilarious football game, 10/10
If I was on the Edmund Fitzgerald it wouldn't have went down like it did
November 10, 2025 at 7:25 PM
If I was on the Edmund Fitzgerald it wouldn't have went down like it did
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Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
WASHINGTON—Having thus far caved on eliminating the filibuster, advancing an adequate climate change agenda, and protecting voting rights, congressional Democrats told reporters Wednesday they were si...
theonion.com
November 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
"No Kings" very much includes Angus King
November 10, 2025 at 3:27 PM
"No Kings" very much includes Angus King
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Chuck Schumer got the boss call from the CEO of Delta telling him that Atlanta was down to 25% capacity ahead of the holidays and now you’re gonna pay 4x for health insurance.
November 10, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Chuck Schumer got the boss call from the CEO of Delta telling him that Atlanta was down to 25% capacity ahead of the holidays and now you’re gonna pay 4x for health insurance.
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Just thinking again how Democrats asked people to accept short-term suffering in order to give space to prevent long-term, worse suffering and then said, "Thanks for suffering in the short-term. You'll get to suffer long-term too so that our Thanksgiving plans don't get disrupted."
November 10, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Just thinking again how Democrats asked people to accept short-term suffering in order to give space to prevent long-term, worse suffering and then said, "Thanks for suffering in the short-term. You'll get to suffer long-term too so that our Thanksgiving plans don't get disrupted."
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Truly amazing that any time the democrats have to bite the bullet and do something that ruins countless lives, there's always *just* enough votes to get it done, but if there is a vote on something that would actually improve people's lives, they are always one vote short. Crazy how that happens.
November 10, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Truly amazing that any time the democrats have to bite the bullet and do something that ruins countless lives, there's always *just* enough votes to get it done, but if there is a vote on something that would actually improve people's lives, they are always one vote short. Crazy how that happens.
Ok fuck chuck schumer, don't stop calling and faxing these gargoyles until they make a business decision to cave to us instead of the GOP.
Time for a vibe shift, here's some cool photos from the last roll of Portra i shot
Time for a vibe shift, here's some cool photos from the last roll of Portra i shot
November 10, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Ok fuck chuck schumer, don't stop calling and faxing these gargoyles until they make a business decision to cave to us instead of the GOP.
Time for a vibe shift, here's some cool photos from the last roll of Portra i shot
Time for a vibe shift, here's some cool photos from the last roll of Portra i shot
It's a little unfair to criticize the Schumer deal as "getting nothing in return" when you realize one of their main objectives is making sure that liberal voters remain conditioned to never expect things from them so that nobody is demanding healthcare next time they're in charge
November 10, 2025 at 1:50 AM
It's a little unfair to criticize the Schumer deal as "getting nothing in return" when you realize one of their main objectives is making sure that liberal voters remain conditioned to never expect things from them so that nobody is demanding healthcare next time they're in charge
Bold move from Chuck Schumer to take an intentional safety to lose the game at the buzzer for no apparent reason. It will be interesting to see how this helps our playoff chances
November 10, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Bold move from Chuck Schumer to take an intentional safety to lose the game at the buzzer for no apparent reason. It will be interesting to see how this helps our playoff chances
Can I get a bear down in the chat? 🐻⬇️
November 9, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Can I get a bear down in the chat? 🐻⬇️
Free character idea for anyone looking for a new bit: a play on those right wing Rage Against the Machine fans who get upset when they find out that Tom Morello has left wing politics, but it's an atheist learning some uncomfortable truths about a christian rock band that they think wails
November 9, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Free character idea for anyone looking for a new bit: a play on those right wing Rage Against the Machine fans who get upset when they find out that Tom Morello has left wing politics, but it's an atheist learning some uncomfortable truths about a christian rock band that they think wails
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lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
lol she got his ass and he knows it
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November 9, 2025 at 5:13 AM
foot ball (cold)
November 8, 2025 at 10:36 PM
foot ball (cold)
Some pictures I took today where I framed out the Big Noon eyesore
November 7, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Some pictures I took today where I framed out the Big Noon eyesore
Walking around the Big Noon set, have to be very careful so I don't accidentally step on portnoy
November 7, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Walking around the Big Noon set, have to be very careful so I don't accidentally step on portnoy
It's genuinely very funny that the GOP spent many hysterical years desensitizing everyone to this attack just to make sure nobody cared when it happened for real
I love that Mamdani is what the right claimed Obama was: A Muslim socialist born in Africa. The right practically manifested Mamdani into existence.
November 5, 2025 at 11:49 PM
It's genuinely very funny that the GOP spent many hysterical years desensitizing everyone to this attack just to make sure nobody cared when it happened for real
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basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 PM
basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.
If tonight taught us anything it's that all the crybaby pundits were completely wrong and Bluesky *IS* representative of the electorate
November 5, 2025 at 3:12 AM
If tonight taught us anything it's that all the crybaby pundits were completely wrong and Bluesky *IS* representative of the electorate
It's genuinely kinda sad that Cheney punched out before he had a chance to see the exit polls first think of the content we could have had
November 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
It's genuinely kinda sad that Cheney punched out before he had a chance to see the exit polls first think of the content we could have had