You don't understand it's not that he would rather triple your healthcare premiums than be mildly inconvenienced, it's just that he's a totally worthless and ineffective leader. Those are way different

In hindsight it's awfully suspicious that *once again* they only got the exact number of votes required to make the bad thing happen and not a single one to spare, and that it just happened to be arguably the 7 safest seats plus the cave man who gets off on being yelled at

why do I still have to know about this lady

Got a titanium spork with his name on it (better for scooping)

that's right

No god except the one blowing your mind with a sick drum solo

I'm dying, this is my favorite commercial of all time and the only people who will ever understand the reference all went to high school in the area during a very specific 5-year stretch of time