Corn
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All jobs can be subdivided into two categories: emails job (fake) and busytown job (real).
March 25, 2025 at 12:56 PM
All jobs can be subdivided into two categories: emails job (fake) and busytown job (real).
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Imagine being obliterated in a rocket explosion 11,000 feet above the Gulf of Mexico because you picked McNeese State over Gonzaga in the Sweet 16.
March 18, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Imagine being obliterated in a rocket explosion 11,000 feet above the Gulf of Mexico because you picked McNeese State over Gonzaga in the Sweet 16.
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Report: Store Out Of Good Kind
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March 15, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Report: Store Out Of Good Kind
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theonion.com/report-...
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Think about hands.
December 20, 2024 at 11:11 PM
Think about hands.
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Oh yeah, these are going on the stop signs in the neighborhood
July 5, 2024 at 11:20 PM
Oh yeah, these are going on the stop signs in the neighborhood
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July 4th is very rough on my dog (he is a royalist and considers George Washington a traitor)
July 4, 2024 at 1:04 PM
July 4th is very rough on my dog (he is a royalist and considers George Washington a traitor)
Nothing better than James Wood debut and a canned cocktail
July 1, 2024 at 10:19 PM
Nothing better than James Wood debut and a canned cocktail
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Finding solace in reading about NBA free agency, where the rules are considerably more defined and enforced than American criminal law.
July 1, 2024 at 4:43 PM
Finding solace in reading about NBA free agency, where the rules are considerably more defined and enforced than American criminal law.
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Maybe I'm super fucked up but having the supreme court declare that J6 was fine and good actually feels worse than J6
July 1, 2024 at 3:47 PM
Maybe I'm super fucked up but having the supreme court declare that J6 was fine and good actually feels worse than J6
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the rainforest cafe won’t be authentic enough for me if they don’t bulldoze 40% of the restaurant while i’m there.
June 27, 2024 at 7:18 PM
the rainforest cafe won’t be authentic enough for me if they don’t bulldoze 40% of the restaurant while i’m there.
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Need a job that pays on a "per cat picture admired" basis.
June 25, 2024 at 5:27 AM
Need a job that pays on a "per cat picture admired" basis.
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I put tennis balls out on the patio to see if the baby raccoons would play with them and...
June 21, 2024 at 11:20 PM
I put tennis balls out on the patio to see if the baby raccoons would play with them and...
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Point-counterpoint, The Onion, 2004.
June 10, 2024 at 10:40 PM
Point-counterpoint, The Onion, 2004.
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Oh my god they had a driving crooner cam and no one fucking got it it was amazing
May 29, 2024 at 12:18 AM
Oh my god they had a driving crooner cam and no one fucking got it it was amazing
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My favorite part about AI is that it will lie so boldly to your face you're looking Lil Yachty's "Keepin' It Real" on YouTube, only to find out IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A MUSIC VIDEO
February 10, 2024 at 9:45 PM
My favorite part about AI is that it will lie so boldly to your face you're looking Lil Yachty's "Keepin' It Real" on YouTube, only to find out IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A MUSIC VIDEO
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Amazon may be infested with no-name dropshippers, but at least I can always depend on quality brands like NUTSAAKK.
February 8, 2024 at 11:45 PM
Amazon may be infested with no-name dropshippers, but at least I can always depend on quality brands like NUTSAAKK.
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for a brief time we had a repository of common information at hand, a way to dig media out of storehouses and cross-reference data from different sources. but today, google is a website that lies to you about dogs
February 8, 2024 at 11:46 PM
for a brief time we had a repository of common information at hand, a way to dig media out of storehouses and cross-reference data from different sources. but today, google is a website that lies to you about dogs
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there should be a job that pays $100,000 where you walk through nature and collect berries
February 8, 2024 at 7:29 PM
there should be a job that pays $100,000 where you walk through nature and collect berries