“Weird” Crash Test Gummies
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Me, accidentally sounding like the narrator of a Soulcalibur game when my wife mentions driving past one of the places we first went together before we started dating
April 16, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Me, accidentally sounding like the narrator of a Soulcalibur game when my wife mentions driving past one of the places we first went together before we started dating
When someone says something so C.H.U.D.phobic and you gotta hit ‘em with the Bosch stare
October 11, 2023 at 4:21 PM
When someone says something so C.H.U.D.phobic and you gotta hit ‘em with the Bosch stare
watching Golgo 13 again has got me back on my Hitman World Of Assassination bullshit, this time I’m gonna Suit-Only Sniper every target, like my man Duke
August 13, 2023 at 9:31 PM
watching Golgo 13 again has got me back on my Hitman World Of Assassination bullshit, this time I’m gonna Suit-Only Sniper every target, like my man Duke
Wolverine is looking insanely busted in this ‘90s run I’m reading
August 12, 2023 at 9:04 PM
Wolverine is looking insanely busted in this ‘90s run I’m reading
“I’m Jesus Christ and this is my favorite store on the Citadel!”
Tremendously excited that this will be taught to 8th graders instead of learning what mitosis is
July 28, 2023 at 6:38 PM
“I’m Jesus Christ and this is my favorite store on the Citadel!”
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robocop hitting mitch mcconnell with his ford taurus and he just bursts into liquid like that toxic waste dude
July 26, 2023 at 10:37 PM
robocop hitting mitch mcconnell with his ford taurus and he just bursts into liquid like that toxic waste dude
Beautiful vintage
July 25, 2023 at 5:47 PM
Beautiful vintage
I have never watched succession but I am thinking about Posting a whole Ennis MAX Punisher read through and this quote is currently running through my mind
July 13, 2023 at 11:58 PM
I have never watched succession but I am thinking about Posting a whole Ennis MAX Punisher read through and this quote is currently running through my mind
Best part of Iron Chef is when Kaga bites the Summoning Pepper and fills kitchen stadium with the ghosts of all the chefs who faced the ultimate penalty after losing the chairman’s challenge
July 13, 2023 at 4:37 AM
Best part of Iron Chef is when Kaga bites the Summoning Pepper and fills kitchen stadium with the ghosts of all the chefs who faced the ultimate penalty after losing the chairman’s challenge
Relaxing with some old Iron Chefs on tubi. My man morimoto is getting is ass beat by the judges in the asparagus battle
July 13, 2023 at 4:32 AM
Relaxing with some old Iron Chefs on tubi. My man morimoto is getting is ass beat by the judges in the asparagus battle
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and Duncan Idaho, who did NOT die,
timothee chalamet you will never have the nonbinary swag of Gonzo the Great
July 12, 2023 at 8:34 PM
and Duncan Idaho, who did NOT die,
oh hey I was just reading one of my old Rogue Trooper books last night
July 12, 2023 at 9:18 PM
oh hey I was just reading one of my old Rogue Trooper books last night
I made this box
July 12, 2023 at 3:24 AM
I made this box
Easily the most encouraging thing I’m hearing about dead reckoning is people *not* complaining about it being a Part One, as opposed to spider-verse
July 12, 2023 at 1:50 AM
Easily the most encouraging thing I’m hearing about dead reckoning is people *not* complaining about it being a Part One, as opposed to spider-verse
In the wake of the Wonka trailer release, it’s important to remember that Roald Dahl was a sex spy for Britain who was once assigned to seduce the wife of Time Magazine’s publisher but then she couldn’t get enough of his lanky ass to the point where he begged to be reassigned
July 11, 2023 at 5:01 PM
In the wake of the Wonka trailer release, it’s important to remember that Roald Dahl was a sex spy for Britain who was once assigned to seduce the wife of Time Magazine’s publisher but then she couldn’t get enough of his lanky ass to the point where he begged to be reassigned
reading some history
July 11, 2023 at 3:33 AM
reading some history
holy shit the perfect adventure game could have been even perfecter
July 11, 2023 at 12:28 AM
holy shit the perfect adventure game could have been even perfecter
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Asphalt and trouble
July 10, 2023 at 11:36 PM
Asphalt and trouble
twitter post: bluesky? No thanks more like brewski haha nw: Strange Brew (1983)
bluesky post: [recycled weird 2013 twitter post from two accounts ago that gets 2 likes]
threads post: Wow it sure is exiting to SNAP INTO transphobia with the official Slim Jim™️ account!
bluesky post: [recycled weird 2013 twitter post from two accounts ago that gets 2 likes]
threads post: Wow it sure is exiting to SNAP INTO transphobia with the official Slim Jim™️ account!
July 10, 2023 at 8:24 PM
twitter post: bluesky? No thanks more like brewski haha nw: Strange Brew (1983)
bluesky post: [recycled weird 2013 twitter post from two accounts ago that gets 2 likes]
threads post: Wow it sure is exiting to SNAP INTO transphobia with the official Slim Jim™️ account!
bluesky post: [recycled weird 2013 twitter post from two accounts ago that gets 2 likes]
threads post: Wow it sure is exiting to SNAP INTO transphobia with the official Slim Jim™️ account!
[Elvis Costello’s “Alison” voice] Napoleon
July 10, 2023 at 7:05 PM
[Elvis Costello’s “Alison” voice] Napoleon
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We need to cultivate desert power.
July 10, 2023 at 6:37 PM
We need to cultivate desert power.