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If we get will smith to play The Kid he could write a new Wild Wild West for the movie
August 14, 2023 at 10:40 PM
The concept of “ultralight” is a scourge imo. Man was not meant to live lightly
August 3, 2023 at 1:42 AM
Exactly so. Even folding knives to me are just *slightly* more failure points vs fixed blades than I would strictly prefer
July 29, 2023 at 4:07 AM
Link should be more like Trevor from GTA5 imo
July 29, 2023 at 3:41 AM
Honestly I already have smart blinds in my house, in that I am smart enough to get up and close the blinds if the sun is bothering me
July 29, 2023 at 3:39 AM
Trump is in a Woody Allen movie (Celebrity) too! It would be an exaggeration to call trump an Allen Regular, but I’m gonna start doing it anyway
July 29, 2023 at 1:56 AM
Same deal with tattoos- now you gotta make sure someone doesn’t have the sonnenrad tattooed on their stomach or whatever
July 29, 2023 at 1:21 AM
Jason Goes To Hell a far worse offender in this regard. I could easily go to Manhattan myself, but hell is a much more exotic locale
July 28, 2023 at 6:36 PM
I was, to my eternal shame, a mod on the Penny Arcade forums for a while (specifically on the comic book-focused forum)
July 21, 2023 at 12:12 AM
Dukat complaining about how the Bajorans never understood how well he treated them and how much he loved them is always chilling. Unbelievable that Marc Alaimo kept pushing for “redemption” for Dukat, but that’s one of the reasons he’s so good- even the actor playing Dukat buys Dukat’s bullshit
July 17, 2023 at 5:22 PM
30 second *real* fistfights over who gets the last button-up flannel on sale, but everyone is shaking hands and hugging and laughing by the end
July 15, 2023 at 1:34 AM
You can’t say that kind of thing about the incinerator, the incinerator is literally a minor (built by slave labor two years ago)
July 14, 2023 at 11:19 PM
“Oh Adolph, paint me like one of your badly-proportioned castle landscapes!”
July 14, 2023 at 11:18 PM
beautiful, gotta check this out
July 13, 2023 at 10:35 PM