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Me, accidentally sounding like the narrator of a Soulcalibur game when my wife mentions driving past one of the places we first went together before we started dating
April 16, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Me, accidentally sounding like the narrator of a Soulcalibur game when my wife mentions driving past one of the places we first went together before we started dating
When someone says something so C.H.U.D.phobic and you gotta hit ‘em with the Bosch stare
October 11, 2023 at 4:21 PM
When someone says something so C.H.U.D.phobic and you gotta hit ‘em with the Bosch stare
Wolverine is looking insanely busted in this ‘90s run I’m reading
August 12, 2023 at 9:04 PM
Wolverine is looking insanely busted in this ‘90s run I’m reading
Trump is in a Woody Allen movie (Celebrity) too! It would be an exaggeration to call trump an Allen Regular, but I’m gonna start doing it anyway
July 29, 2023 at 1:56 AM
Trump is in a Woody Allen movie (Celebrity) too! It would be an exaggeration to call trump an Allen Regular, but I’m gonna start doing it anyway
Beautiful vintage
July 25, 2023 at 5:47 PM
Beautiful vintage
I have never watched succession but I am thinking about Posting a whole Ennis MAX Punisher read through and this quote is currently running through my mind
July 13, 2023 at 11:58 PM
I have never watched succession but I am thinking about Posting a whole Ennis MAX Punisher read through and this quote is currently running through my mind
Best part of Iron Chef is when Kaga bites the Summoning Pepper and fills kitchen stadium with the ghosts of all the chefs who faced the ultimate penalty after losing the chairman’s challenge
July 13, 2023 at 4:37 AM
Best part of Iron Chef is when Kaga bites the Summoning Pepper and fills kitchen stadium with the ghosts of all the chefs who faced the ultimate penalty after losing the chairman’s challenge
oh hey I was just reading one of my old Rogue Trooper books last night
July 12, 2023 at 9:18 PM
oh hey I was just reading one of my old Rogue Trooper books last night
I made this box
July 12, 2023 at 3:24 AM
I made this box
In the wake of the Wonka trailer release, it’s important to remember that Roald Dahl was a sex spy for Britain who was once assigned to seduce the wife of Time Magazine’s publisher but then she couldn’t get enough of his lanky ass to the point where he begged to be reassigned
July 11, 2023 at 5:01 PM
In the wake of the Wonka trailer release, it’s important to remember that Roald Dahl was a sex spy for Britain who was once assigned to seduce the wife of Time Magazine’s publisher but then she couldn’t get enough of his lanky ass to the point where he begged to be reassigned
reading some history
July 11, 2023 at 3:33 AM
reading some history
holy shit the perfect adventure game could have been even perfecter
July 11, 2023 at 12:28 AM
holy shit the perfect adventure game could have been even perfecter
was reading through Ebert’s surprisingly positive review of Spawn ‘97 and struck by his use of the phrase “origination story” instead of “origin story” a term I don’t think I’ve ever heard before. Did he make that up?
July 9, 2023 at 8:13 PM
was reading through Ebert’s surprisingly positive review of Spawn ‘97 and struck by his use of the phrase “origination story” instead of “origin story” a term I don’t think I’ve ever heard before. Did he make that up?
big plate of reheated bbq chicken and lumpia and pancit from my nephew’s birthday party today and settling in to look out for the man with the hat. nw: The Babadook
July 9, 2023 at 5:24 AM
big plate of reheated bbq chicken and lumpia and pancit from my nephew’s birthday party today and settling in to look out for the man with the hat. nw: The Babadook
I will count that as the 8th vote in the poll
July 9, 2023 at 4:47 AM
I will count that as the 8th vote in the poll
This punchline is probably more responsible for my sense of humor than any other single thing
July 9, 2023 at 3:26 AM
This punchline is probably more responsible for my sense of humor than any other single thing
this is one of those things I hate (love) to brag about but the first comic I ever bought with my own money as a kid was the original first printing of the Surfin The Highway collection, which has remained my most prized comic ever since
July 9, 2023 at 3:21 AM
this is one of those things I hate (love) to brag about but the first comic I ever bought with my own money as a kid was the original first printing of the Surfin The Highway collection, which has remained my most prized comic ever since
