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LaLaBo
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· Apr 10
Instead of a performance review what if you just tell me everything I’m doing well and reassure me that you’re not mad at me?
Not to alarm anyone but the last time I added water to my conditioner to make it last longer was in 2008.
November 19, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Not to alarm anyone but the last time I added water to my conditioner to make it last longer was in 2008.
Ever see a super ugly car coming your way but you can’t quite tell what make and model it is? Why is it always a Nissan?
November 18, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Ever see a super ugly car coming your way but you can’t quite tell what make and model it is? Why is it always a Nissan?
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Although many people are saying it, I do not believe our current president sucked off former president Bill Clinton on camera. I have not seen sufficient evidence that our current president gave the former president a blowie in a way that was memorialized in a photo. That's not something I believe.
November 15, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Although many people are saying it, I do not believe our current president sucked off former president Bill Clinton on camera. I have not seen sufficient evidence that our current president gave the former president a blowie in a way that was memorialized in a photo. That's not something I believe.
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What we know, final edition of the night:
[Now in 3 parts]
—Prop 50 wins
—VA Dems flip Gov, LG, AG
—Dems gain leg seats in VA, NJ, & MS
—Dems defend NJ-Gov
—Dems win NJ+VA trifectas
—Mamdani wins
—PA Dems win state supreme court
—ME anti-mail voting measure loses
—GA Dems flip 2 statewide offices
[Now in 3 parts]
—Prop 50 wins
—VA Dems flip Gov, LG, AG
—Dems gain leg seats in VA, NJ, & MS
—Dems defend NJ-Gov
—Dems win NJ+VA trifectas
—Mamdani wins
—PA Dems win state supreme court
—ME anti-mail voting measure loses
—GA Dems flip 2 statewide offices
November 5, 2025 at 6:48 AM
What we know, final edition of the night:
[Now in 3 parts]
—Prop 50 wins
—VA Dems flip Gov, LG, AG
—Dems gain leg seats in VA, NJ, & MS
—Dems defend NJ-Gov
—Dems win NJ+VA trifectas
—Mamdani wins
—PA Dems win state supreme court
—ME anti-mail voting measure loses
—GA Dems flip 2 statewide offices
[Now in 3 parts]
—Prop 50 wins
—VA Dems flip Gov, LG, AG
—Dems gain leg seats in VA, NJ, & MS
—Dems defend NJ-Gov
—Dems win NJ+VA trifectas
—Mamdani wins
—PA Dems win state supreme court
—ME anti-mail voting measure loses
—GA Dems flip 2 statewide offices
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The emergency food assistance phone number to find local resources and apply for the USDA Food program is
866-348-6479
Eligibility is easier than snap and you can use both ❤️
The Emergency Food Assistance Program | Food and Nutrition Service share.google/WKjY5v5jCOfw...
866-348-6479
Eligibility is easier than snap and you can use both ❤️
The Emergency Food Assistance Program | Food and Nutrition Service share.google/WKjY5v5jCOfw...
share.google
November 2, 2025 at 12:28 PM
The emergency food assistance phone number to find local resources and apply for the USDA Food program is
866-348-6479
Eligibility is easier than snap and you can use both ❤️
The Emergency Food Assistance Program | Food and Nutrition Service share.google/WKjY5v5jCOfw...
866-348-6479
Eligibility is easier than snap and you can use both ❤️
The Emergency Food Assistance Program | Food and Nutrition Service share.google/WKjY5v5jCOfw...
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(throwing up blood) uh oh i did not eat that much blood
October 16, 2025 at 2:14 AM
(throwing up blood) uh oh i did not eat that much blood
Making me look at a clock without the numbers or Roman numerals on it is unpaid labor.
October 16, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Making me look at a clock without the numbers or Roman numerals on it is unpaid labor.
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Things to do in the future:
1. Putting them all on trial for crimes against humanity at the Hague
2. Totally reforming entire government to root out corruption and abuse of power so this bullshit never happens again
3. At some point you’d imagine, brunch
1. Putting them all on trial for crimes against humanity at the Hague
2. Totally reforming entire government to root out corruption and abuse of power so this bullshit never happens again
3. At some point you’d imagine, brunch
October 14, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Things to do in the future:
1. Putting them all on trial for crimes against humanity at the Hague
2. Totally reforming entire government to root out corruption and abuse of power so this bullshit never happens again
3. At some point you’d imagine, brunch
1. Putting them all on trial for crimes against humanity at the Hague
2. Totally reforming entire government to root out corruption and abuse of power so this bullshit never happens again
3. At some point you’d imagine, brunch
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ME: ugh why does my back hurt all the time
ALSO ME:
ALSO ME:
October 13, 2025 at 8:25 PM
ME: ugh why does my back hurt all the time
ALSO ME:
ALSO ME:
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really can’t say enough about how mike johnson is a sniveling little coward of a man. a bayou-bred pushover with a dignity deficit that would embarrass renfield
Q: Do you agree that the mayor of Chicago and governor of Illinois should be in prison?
MIKE JOHNSON: Should they be in prison? I'm not the attorney general. I'm not following the day to day on that
MIKE JOHNSON: Should they be in prison? I'm not the attorney general. I'm not following the day to day on that
October 8, 2025 at 3:22 PM
really can’t say enough about how mike johnson is a sniveling little coward of a man. a bayou-bred pushover with a dignity deficit that would embarrass renfield
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It’s always so obvious that Pam Bondi would rather be yelling at a waiter than doing whatever she’s doing
October 7, 2025 at 10:50 PM
It’s always so obvious that Pam Bondi would rather be yelling at a waiter than doing whatever she’s doing
The scariest part of a dental appt is when the dentist and the hygienist play a little game of cavity battleship when they’re inspecting your teeth.
The dentist be like “Occlusal on L7” and the hygienist makes a noise and you’re like “was it a direct hit???”
The dentist be like “Occlusal on L7” and the hygienist makes a noise and you’re like “was it a direct hit???”
October 7, 2025 at 3:14 AM
The scariest part of a dental appt is when the dentist and the hygienist play a little game of cavity battleship when they’re inspecting your teeth.
The dentist be like “Occlusal on L7” and the hygienist makes a noise and you’re like “was it a direct hit???”
The dentist be like “Occlusal on L7” and the hygienist makes a noise and you’re like “was it a direct hit???”
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I hope it's clear to everyone now that Trump really is going for it - he's trying to become a dictator. I don't know if he'll succeed, but he's working to install himself as an autocrat unaccountable to voters. And he's weaponizing the military against Americans who oppose him as part of that effort
September 30, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I hope it's clear to everyone now that Trump really is going for it - he's trying to become a dictator. I don't know if he'll succeed, but he's working to install himself as an autocrat unaccountable to voters. And he's weaponizing the military against Americans who oppose him as part of that effort
Every week is Fat Bear Week in my house during the autumn and winter. What’s so special about these bears?
September 30, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Every week is Fat Bear Week in my house during the autumn and winter. What’s so special about these bears?
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Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall
September 23, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall
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The same prick who gives me a headache every day now wants to outlaw Tylenol.
September 23, 2025 at 12:16 AM
The same prick who gives me a headache every day now wants to outlaw Tylenol.
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I guess it's called "corruption." I've never heard that before. I said wow what a beautiful word. It comes from the Latin [spicy voice] corrumpere. But it's something we're doing and we'll be doing it perhaps more than ever before
September 22, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I guess it's called "corruption." I've never heard that before. I said wow what a beautiful word. It comes from the Latin [spicy voice] corrumpere. But it's something we're doing and we'll be doing it perhaps more than ever before
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I’d like to be cryogenically frozen until all this is all over. Unless they bring back Butterfinger BB’s, then I’d like to be awakened immediately.
September 22, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I’d like to be cryogenically frozen until all this is all over. Unless they bring back Butterfinger BB’s, then I’d like to be awakened immediately.
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i think everyone needs to get a lot less religious
September 21, 2025 at 10:30 PM
i think everyone needs to get a lot less religious
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disney adults showing up like the end of avengers endgame
September 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
disney adults showing up like the end of avengers endgame
I’m not going to thank an airline for getting me to my destination early. All that tells me is that pilots could get you to your destination faster if they really wanted to but they make me endure a 5 hr flight that could have been 3.
September 18, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I’m not going to thank an airline for getting me to my destination early. All that tells me is that pilots could get you to your destination faster if they really wanted to but they make me endure a 5 hr flight that could have been 3.
🎶Come with me, and you’ll be, in a woooorld of sinister vibrations. Take a look, and you’ll find, Stephen Miller’s doll collection.🎵
September 15, 2025 at 3:23 AM
🎶Come with me, and you’ll be, in a woooorld of sinister vibrations. Take a look, and you’ll find, Stephen Miller’s doll collection.🎵