LaLaBo
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LaLaBo
@cranxieties.bsky.social
· Apr 10
Instead of a performance review what if you just tell me everything I’m doing well and reassure me that you’re not mad at me?
Would a lobotomy be considered an elective surgery or do we think it would be covered because I’m a woman?
January 13, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Would a lobotomy be considered an elective surgery or do we think it would be covered because I’m a woman?
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A grim reminder: these people will never be satisfied. There’s no point at which they will say “we’ve won, let’s enjoy life.” They will always be looking for someone else to punish, to revile, to dehumanize. They’re empty without that.
September 18, 2025 at 3:04 AM
A grim reminder: these people will never be satisfied. There’s no point at which they will say “we’ve won, let’s enjoy life.” They will always be looking for someone else to punish, to revile, to dehumanize. They’re empty without that.
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@chrislhayes.bsky.social: “A 37-year-old American citizen, the mother of a young child is dead tonight. She was shot in the face by an agent of the federal government, and that government has spent the day telling despicable lies about her.”
January 8, 2026 at 1:05 AM
@chrislhayes.bsky.social: “A 37-year-old American citizen, the mother of a young child is dead tonight. She was shot in the face by an agent of the federal government, and that government has spent the day telling despicable lies about her.”
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Mayor Jacob Frey: "They are already trying to spin this as an action of self defense. Having seen the video myself, I want to tell everybody directly that is bullshit."
January 7, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Mayor Jacob Frey: "They are already trying to spin this as an action of self defense. Having seen the video myself, I want to tell everybody directly that is bullshit."
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I agree I should not have an opinion on the murder of someone my age in cold blood.
Look, man, usually I just ignore you, but if your reaction to this isn't a deep anger, I kind of don't want to hear it. I'm trying to find the right way to protest as we speak, and I suggest you do the same.
Look, man, usually I just ignore you, but if your reaction to this isn't a deep anger, I kind of don't want to hear it. I'm trying to find the right way to protest as we speak, and I suggest you do the same.
I don’t think it is often helpful to yell about criminal procedure when you don’t know anything about criminal procedure, though I’m sure it gets the social media interactions Collins is looking for
Every second the murderer is not arrested is another second for feds to hide him in a place that would create a jurisdictional fight. He's on video killing a person. You have to arrest this guy an hour ago, but you might still have time now.
January 7, 2026 at 7:33 PM
I agree I should not have an opinion on the murder of someone my age in cold blood.
Look, man, usually I just ignore you, but if your reaction to this isn't a deep anger, I kind of don't want to hear it. I'm trying to find the right way to protest as we speak, and I suggest you do the same.
Look, man, usually I just ignore you, but if your reaction to this isn't a deep anger, I kind of don't want to hear it. I'm trying to find the right way to protest as we speak, and I suggest you do the same.
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Arrest the murderer and arrest Bovino. Not complicated.
January 7, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Arrest the murderer and arrest Bovino. Not complicated.
Not to alarm anyone but the last time I added water to my conditioner to make it last longer was in 2008.
November 19, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Not to alarm anyone but the last time I added water to my conditioner to make it last longer was in 2008.
Ever see a super ugly car coming your way but you can’t quite tell what make and model it is? Why is it always a Nissan?
November 18, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Ever see a super ugly car coming your way but you can’t quite tell what make and model it is? Why is it always a Nissan?
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Although many people are saying it, I do not believe our current president sucked off former president Bill Clinton on camera. I have not seen sufficient evidence that our current president gave the former president a blowie in a way that was memorialized in a photo. That's not something I believe.
November 15, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Although many people are saying it, I do not believe our current president sucked off former president Bill Clinton on camera. I have not seen sufficient evidence that our current president gave the former president a blowie in a way that was memorialized in a photo. That's not something I believe.
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What we know, final edition of the night:
[Now in 3 parts]
—Prop 50 wins
—VA Dems flip Gov, LG, AG
—Dems gain leg seats in VA, NJ, & MS
—Dems defend NJ-Gov
—Dems win NJ+VA trifectas
—Mamdani wins
—PA Dems win state supreme court
—ME anti-mail voting measure loses
—GA Dems flip 2 statewide offices
[Now in 3 parts]
—Prop 50 wins
—VA Dems flip Gov, LG, AG
—Dems gain leg seats in VA, NJ, & MS
—Dems defend NJ-Gov
—Dems win NJ+VA trifectas
—Mamdani wins
—PA Dems win state supreme court
—ME anti-mail voting measure loses
—GA Dems flip 2 statewide offices
November 5, 2025 at 6:48 AM
What we know, final edition of the night:
[Now in 3 parts]
—Prop 50 wins
—VA Dems flip Gov, LG, AG
—Dems gain leg seats in VA, NJ, & MS
—Dems defend NJ-Gov
—Dems win NJ+VA trifectas
—Mamdani wins
—PA Dems win state supreme court
—ME anti-mail voting measure loses
—GA Dems flip 2 statewide offices
[Now in 3 parts]
—Prop 50 wins
—VA Dems flip Gov, LG, AG
—Dems gain leg seats in VA, NJ, & MS
—Dems defend NJ-Gov
—Dems win NJ+VA trifectas
—Mamdani wins
—PA Dems win state supreme court
—ME anti-mail voting measure loses
—GA Dems flip 2 statewide offices
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The emergency food assistance phone number to find local resources and apply for the USDA Food program is
866-348-6479
Eligibility is easier than snap and you can use both ❤️
The Emergency Food Assistance Program | Food and Nutrition Service share.google/WKjY5v5jCOfw...
866-348-6479
Eligibility is easier than snap and you can use both ❤️
The Emergency Food Assistance Program | Food and Nutrition Service share.google/WKjY5v5jCOfw...
share.google
November 2, 2025 at 12:28 PM
The emergency food assistance phone number to find local resources and apply for the USDA Food program is
866-348-6479
Eligibility is easier than snap and you can use both ❤️
The Emergency Food Assistance Program | Food and Nutrition Service share.google/WKjY5v5jCOfw...
866-348-6479
Eligibility is easier than snap and you can use both ❤️
The Emergency Food Assistance Program | Food and Nutrition Service share.google/WKjY5v5jCOfw...
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(throwing up blood) uh oh i did not eat that much blood
October 16, 2025 at 2:14 AM
(throwing up blood) uh oh i did not eat that much blood
Making me look at a clock without the numbers or Roman numerals on it is unpaid labor.
October 16, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Making me look at a clock without the numbers or Roman numerals on it is unpaid labor.
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Things to do in the future:
1. Putting them all on trial for crimes against humanity at the Hague
2. Totally reforming entire government to root out corruption and abuse of power so this bullshit never happens again
3. At some point you’d imagine, brunch
1. Putting them all on trial for crimes against humanity at the Hague
2. Totally reforming entire government to root out corruption and abuse of power so this bullshit never happens again
3. At some point you’d imagine, brunch
October 14, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Things to do in the future:
1. Putting them all on trial for crimes against humanity at the Hague
2. Totally reforming entire government to root out corruption and abuse of power so this bullshit never happens again
3. At some point you’d imagine, brunch
1. Putting them all on trial for crimes against humanity at the Hague
2. Totally reforming entire government to root out corruption and abuse of power so this bullshit never happens again
3. At some point you’d imagine, brunch
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ME: ugh why does my back hurt all the time
ALSO ME:
ALSO ME:
October 13, 2025 at 8:25 PM
ME: ugh why does my back hurt all the time
ALSO ME:
ALSO ME:
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really can’t say enough about how mike johnson is a sniveling little coward of a man. a bayou-bred pushover with a dignity deficit that would embarrass renfield
Q: Do you agree that the mayor of Chicago and governor of Illinois should be in prison?
MIKE JOHNSON: Should they be in prison? I'm not the attorney general. I'm not following the day to day on that
MIKE JOHNSON: Should they be in prison? I'm not the attorney general. I'm not following the day to day on that
October 8, 2025 at 3:22 PM
really can’t say enough about how mike johnson is a sniveling little coward of a man. a bayou-bred pushover with a dignity deficit that would embarrass renfield
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It’s always so obvious that Pam Bondi would rather be yelling at a waiter than doing whatever she’s doing
October 7, 2025 at 10:50 PM
It’s always so obvious that Pam Bondi would rather be yelling at a waiter than doing whatever she’s doing
The scariest part of a dental appt is when the dentist and the hygienist play a little game of cavity battleship when they’re inspecting your teeth.
The dentist be like “Occlusal on L7” and the hygienist makes a noise and you’re like “was it a direct hit???”
The dentist be like “Occlusal on L7” and the hygienist makes a noise and you’re like “was it a direct hit???”
October 7, 2025 at 3:14 AM
The scariest part of a dental appt is when the dentist and the hygienist play a little game of cavity battleship when they’re inspecting your teeth.
The dentist be like “Occlusal on L7” and the hygienist makes a noise and you’re like “was it a direct hit???”
The dentist be like “Occlusal on L7” and the hygienist makes a noise and you’re like “was it a direct hit???”
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I hope it's clear to everyone now that Trump really is going for it - he's trying to become a dictator. I don't know if he'll succeed, but he's working to install himself as an autocrat unaccountable to voters. And he's weaponizing the military against Americans who oppose him as part of that effort
September 30, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I hope it's clear to everyone now that Trump really is going for it - he's trying to become a dictator. I don't know if he'll succeed, but he's working to install himself as an autocrat unaccountable to voters. And he's weaponizing the military against Americans who oppose him as part of that effort
Every week is Fat Bear Week in my house during the autumn and winter. What’s so special about these bears?
September 30, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Every week is Fat Bear Week in my house during the autumn and winter. What’s so special about these bears?
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Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall
September 23, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall
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The same prick who gives me a headache every day now wants to outlaw Tylenol.
September 23, 2025 at 12:16 AM
The same prick who gives me a headache every day now wants to outlaw Tylenol.
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I guess it's called "corruption." I've never heard that before. I said wow what a beautiful word. It comes from the Latin [spicy voice] corrumpere. But it's something we're doing and we'll be doing it perhaps more than ever before
September 22, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I guess it's called "corruption." I've never heard that before. I said wow what a beautiful word. It comes from the Latin [spicy voice] corrumpere. But it's something we're doing and we'll be doing it perhaps more than ever before