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Comrade Jingle Pants ☭🔻#Revolution
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Software Engineer | Marxist | Spockist 🖖

End Capitalism
Abolish Police
Dissolve State
Eliminate Class

Once you wrap your mind around the enormity of the lies you've been told your whole life, the whole world will look different.

#CriticalThinking
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How to #revolution:

Step 1:
Organize resources to support a few thousand people to go on strike.

Step 2:
Organize a strike for Teamsters and rail workers.

Step 3:
Hold your ground. The economy will crash in under a week.

Step 4:
Come to the bargaining table.
Zohran won, now what?
YouTube video by Hakim
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November 15, 2025 at 2:20 AM
This is stupid. Stop spreading misinformation.
November 15, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I would love to see them do any real job.

Owning shit isn't a skill or job.

Production doesn't happen simply because you own shit. It literally doesn't move the needle of production.

Labor is the only thing that produces. Labor requires skill, which is something the owner class doesn't have.
The idiot pedophiles want you to think workers are incapable of running society themselves
November 15, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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Yes, Trump is evil. But he's not uniquely so. He's not unprecedented. And we shouldn't pretend otherwise.
November 14, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Andrew Jackson made reins out of human skin and committed genocide. Thomas Jefferson was also a child rapist. Jefferson, Washington, Madison, Monroe, and Jackson (among others) thought owning humans was cool. Richard Nixon and George W. Bush both have seven figures worth of deaths on their heads.
November 14, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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You are infinitely closer to struggling than you ever will be to billionaires
James Van Der Beek Auctioning Off Dawson’s Creek Items Amid Cancer Journey
James Van Der Beek has put several Dawson’s Creek and Varsity Blues items up for auction as he continues to battle stage 3 colon cancer.
www.eonline.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:09 AM
The thing you can always count on in the comments of a Yahoo article is that the readers will not see the bigger picture.

The plane landed because the reps were SCARED. They could have cuffed her, instead. She spoke the truth and that's a crime in this country.

This is a fascist country.
Passenger’s ‘Fascist State’ Outburst Grounds American Airlines Flight Carrying 4 Lawmakers to DC for Shutdown Vote
An American Airlines flight carrying four members of Congress was forced to divert to Kansas City after a passenger became disruptive midair.
www.mediaite.com
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 PM
No offense to the left who understand the actual economics and policies which would actually help people, but bluesky is filled with small thinkers with even smaller attention spans.

It blows my mind to see so many people fight to keep pro-capitalist policies instead of fighting for themselves.
November 14, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Yeah. But Liz "Capitalist to my bones" Warren isn't for single payer, which would end healthcare premiums all together, putting more money in pockets so they wouldn't need SNAP.

Come on, Bob. You know that. Stop being such a weasel.
November 14, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Verizon laid off 15,000 people.

I'm shocked that many people were willing to work for them to begin with.

Same with the 30,000 Amazon is laying off.
November 14, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Bluesky claims they don't shadow ban. Space Karen's site says the same thing.

They both obviously do.
November 14, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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On "affordability" and "subscription culture", this is an actual article from cnn:

"Affordability is in crisis. The solution: You’ll never own anything again."

Corporate news media and mouthpieces for the capitalist ruling class are now mocking working class people. Bruh, what a life! Fuck!!
Affordability is in crisis. The solution: You’ll never own anything again | CNN Business
Stubborn inflation continues to make the cost of living unbearable for many Americans. A number of inventive solutions have emerged — but with a common theme: putting consumers deeper into debt.
edition.cnn.com
November 13, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Oh, no! Blocked by such a great guy?!

Stop the pain! Lord, stop the eternal pain!!!

#🤡Fart
November 14, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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Anti Zionism is NOT anti semitism.
November 13, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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If you’re against white supremecy how can you be for Jewish supremacy?

You can’t.

Supremacy is racist.
November 13, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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#RadicalReels Peterloo (2018)
A powerful drama of the 1819 Manchester massacre. Peaceful protesters, 60,000 strong, demanded suffrage and workers’ rights, and were violently attacked by the yeomanry. Great cinematography and strong acting from Rory Kinnear and others.
November 13, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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The dictatorship of capital was never pro-worker. Exploitation, wage suppression, and labor control aren’t mistakes—they’re the system’s blueprint from day one. #ClassAnalysis #WorkersVsCapital
November 13, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Aren't people sick and tired of hearing about the stock markets and how the markets are going to effect them?

Aren't people sick of the constant failures of the supposed smarted people in the world crashing the economy and the rest of us having to pay for the clean up?
November 13, 2025 at 7:03 PM
"If we don't live in a civilization which trades labor for wages, nobody will work."

This was stupid before. But considering the kind of technology we have today, it's beyond absurd.

Let me explain why: 🧵
November 13, 2025 at 6:51 PM
#Fascism makes #Revolution inevitable.
ISRAELI SPYWARE Embedded On Every Samsung Phone!
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November 13, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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That's why I have an unwavering faith in direct democracy. People want to do right by each other, but systems of concentrated power allows those decisions to be made by the most depraved among us. Everyone counts. Everyone's voice needs to be heard, without qualification, for society to thrive.
After an economic crash you always see headlines like What Was Everyone Thinking? What do you mean everyone, most of us are waving our arms and screaming every day, it's a handful of insanely rich assholes who aren't listening
November 13, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Global #Revolution coming.
Its becoming very clear. Surveil and lock down ordinary people while an exempt criminal elite has impunity to do what they want. #Epstein
Why has the UK outsourced this to Ellison who wants to build a total surveillance state?
www.mintpressnews.com/pro-israel-o...
November 13, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Yes! We can all live in dignity. We all deserve to live in dignity. Poverty is a choice that the wealthy and our governments make for the rest of us.
Every human being everywhere on earth should have all the tasty food, and good and safe housing, and a fantastic education through graduate school, and all the healthcare they need or want, all for free.

There is more than enough wealth on this planet to do that. We just need to divide it fairly.
November 13, 2025 at 4:58 PM
The controlled demolition of the US economy will lead directly to the enslavement of every poorer nation being coerced to buy US bonds in trade for USD stablecoins.

Boom-bust isn't just a domestic product. Capitalists in the form of central banks are looking to buy whole countries for ¢ on the $.
November 13, 2025 at 8:33 AM