Comrade Jingle Pants ☭🔻#Revolution
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Comrade Jingle Pants ☭🔻#Revolution
@cptjinglepants.bsky.social
Software Engineer | Marxist | Spockist 🖖

End Capitalism
Abolish Police
Dissolve State
Eliminate Class

Once you wrap your mind around the enormity of the lies you've been told your whole life, the whole world will look different.

#CriticalThinking
Wow. It tracks perfectly that this is behind a paywall. 🤣

They can eat my chunky cock before I give them a fucking cent.
November 14, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Oh, no! Blocked by such a great guy?!

Stop the pain! Lord, stop the eternal pain!!!

#🤡Fart
November 14, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I'm confused by your labels and your post. It seems they're at odds with each other.

Are you sure you're a liberal? Not poking fun at all. Just trying to see if you're really a leftist and claiming to be liberal.
November 11, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Holy shit. This guy makes as much as I do. If I were as bad at my job as he is, I'd be broke AF.
November 9, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Politicians are captive to the billionaire class, and so nothing will ever change.

What should we do about that? Replacing one politician with another will never end the corruptive force of the billionaire class who wield the carrot & stick against politicians.

The root cause is the billionaires.
November 9, 2025 at 2:17 AM
November 8, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Never forget, rich people don't pay taxes because they don't "earn" dollars; they're paid with assets. They know dollars are just collars. They love inflation because it keeps you poor while inflating the value of their wealth against the dollar.
November 8, 2025 at 9:20 AM
November 8, 2025 at 9:11 AM
"Fascism Heckler"
And
"Israel Apologia"

Uhh. This is a very confused individual.
November 7, 2025 at 5:12 PM
This is insanity. This is just for me and my wife. It went up $150/mo last year, and our deductibles were better back then. Now our deductibles will be higher and we'll pay $212/mo more because... "reasons".

We used to execute people for less.
November 1, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Clearly, this is someone defined by their paycheck.
October 26, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Did you all see the prior #ICE agent uniforms?
October 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
FFS... 🤦‍♂️

I guess dollarizing and blowing the IMF didn't work.
October 21, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I can't say it any better than Caitlin Johnstone.
October 21, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Incorrect... Don't let the propaganda fool you. Democrats had everything they needed, but democrats were bought-out.

If you deny that Democrats aren't bought-off by special interests (namely the healthcare insurance companies, in this case), then NOBODY will take anything you say seriously.
October 20, 2025 at 10:24 PM
If liberals want to join the left, they must espouse two very simple things:

- Genocide is a red line. There's no "lesser evil" here. Either you make this a litmus test or you're not on the left at all.

- Endeavor to end capitalism, even if that means great personal sacrifice.

It's that simple.
October 19, 2025 at 5:28 PM
No. That's what their portfolios look like. Rich people don't keep that much money in a bank. They keep their money in assets (stock, metal, land, crypto, etc).

Dollars are collars. Rich people understand that.
October 18, 2025 at 8:11 AM
It's even more ridiculous when you see the curve as the pyramid.
October 17, 2025 at 8:19 PM
BTW, for the liberals that think this is just GOP politicians...
October 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM
This is why #revolution is absolutely necessary.

Even if the admin changes and the Democrats swoop in, they're still not going to change this trajectory. They never have on any issue.

Once the Dems help the GOP fuck something up, they do nothing to reverse it.
October 14, 2025 at 1:57 AM
LOL
October 13, 2025 at 8:36 PM
He didn't. In fact, Putin pointed out that the prize has "lost prestige" because it's been given out to warmongers.

Honesty is going to go a lot further than gaslighting. I think we've all had enough.

Truth will hold up to scrutiny. Disabling replies is an admitting what you said won't.
October 11, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Actually, this is how you play their rigged game.

Whether it's Dems or GOP, it really doesn't matter because neither Democrats or Republicans represent the voters.

Democrats are literally fighting against single payer healthcare and ending genocide. Are there BIGGER issues?
October 9, 2025 at 1:03 AM
⛔ INCORRECT

If you eliminate fascism, inevitably it eliminates the rich. Fascism grants others the right to lord over you.

Fact #1:
If they can't lord over you, they cannot steal your wages.

Fact #2:
If they can't steal your wages, they can't be rich.

Capitalism = Fascism + Facade of Democracy
October 8, 2025 at 11:21 PM
We mostly have these, other than cellar spiders. The one on the left is a giant house spider. And it *is* big. The one on the right is some sort of a Weaver. We have hundreds of them all over the property... Maybe thousands.
October 5, 2025 at 8:40 PM