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Comrade Jingle Pants β˜­πŸ”»#Revolution
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Software Engineer | Marxist | Spockist πŸ––

End Capitalism
Abolish Police
Dissolve State
Eliminate Class

Once you wrap your mind around the enormity of the lies you've been told your whole life, the whole world will look different.

#CriticalThinking
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What happens at step 5? I've been asked this and before I didn't have an answer. But learning more about Marx's intensions and thinking about today's economy, I think I have the answer: 🧡
How to #revolution:

Step 1:
Organize resources to support a few thousand people to go on strike.

Step 2:
Organize a strike for Teamsters and rail workers.

Step 3:
Hold your ground. The economy will crash in under a week.

Step 4:
Come to the bargaining table.
LOL... They'd have another opinion if they were "happy campers" there.
February 11, 2026 at 7:04 AM
Yeah. It took me a while. At my age, it should be closer to 30 years at least; not 20. But then I see people on here as old as my parents and they still haven't figured it out (just like my parents).

Wisdom doesn't come with age unless you're intellectually curious.
February 11, 2026 at 7:04 AM
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Based
February 11, 2026 at 2:32 AM
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February 11, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Sometimes I find myself arguing with liberals who think THEY are the left and call me either "far left" or "MAGA".

It's almost like looking through a mirror and seeing myself 20 years ago defending neoliberals like Democrats in the same way: fully arrogant backed by complete ignorance.
February 11, 2026 at 7:01 AM
It gets good in season 3. But every season is better than the last.
February 11, 2026 at 6:56 AM
Wow. That guy got an A in colonist history.
February 11, 2026 at 6:54 AM
LMFAO! America joined the war late. The USSR won WW2. America rode in on the coattails.
February 11, 2026 at 6:54 AM
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Communism kills fascism dumbass
If you think the counter to communism is fascism, you’re delusional and need to get out of middle school
February 11, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Worth a look. Atlassian makes a shit product and charges a kidney each month for it.

I've been forced to use their garbage since before they stripped Confluence of features to sell them as plugins.

They're a greedy garbage company.
February 11, 2026 at 6:48 AM
Wishful thinking: It's not going to be united by any American president.

The division is part of the design. They don't have you divided on economics (we're all suffering). They divide you on social issues. Why? Because you have WAY more in common with the working class than you do with your party.
We should rename the United States. Divided States of America. At least until we get a real President.
February 11, 2026 at 6:46 AM
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lenin always spot on
Lenin's speech on antisemitism
YouTube video by VOXKOMM International
youtu.be
February 11, 2026 at 4:45 AM
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February 11, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Wow. That was eye opening.
February 11, 2026 at 6:40 AM
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They cannot dedicate themselves to actual class analysis so to explain it the anti communist liberals will become Nazis

Many such cases
I have to say, I do not love this new trend of large liberal accounts with millions of followers identifying Jews.
February 11, 2026 at 4:06 AM
I'll never forgive Bernie Sanders for giving the DNC my contact info.

Never.

It's impossible to stop and block all the political spam I get now.

So I report them all as spam, unsubscribe, and make sure I write down which fuckers to it because those with the DNC list are the ones I trust least.
February 11, 2026 at 6:34 AM
Trust me, they're looking out for the people they represent: the 1%

And they'll be just fine. Politicians have spent decades making sure they'll be fine in the short and long term.

The rest of us slaves are on our own, especially when the shit hits the fan.
February 11, 2026 at 6:29 AM
Obviously it's POTUS which is the least important. Duh. Total dummies.
February 11, 2026 at 6:22 AM
I'm guessing they're getting paid for their posts.

Too bad there's no anti-capitalists willing to pay me to stand on my soapbox.

Then again, I do it for free because I'm not on the wrong side of history.
February 11, 2026 at 6:19 AM
My favorite thread of the night.
February 11, 2026 at 6:18 AM
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because this shit is life & death

truly

those are the stakes

we are going to have to learn to exist together and organize together with people that jointly agree Fascism Is Bad even if those people annoy you

good thing is that doing this irl is (most of the time) easier than On Here
February 11, 2026 at 4:48 AM
This is great news and China is kicking our ass up and down the road.

But fact check articles from this outlet. They're generally close or correct about the science, but always sensational about what it means for the future.

Either way, I'd rather be in China.
February 11, 2026 at 5:37 AM
Ew. But honestly, it beats the meetings I've been in lately. 🫩
February 11, 2026 at 5:32 AM
Yeah. 92 was when the Corvette finally got its balls back with the LT1.
February 11, 2026 at 5:31 AM
America is truly the most evil empire.

I believe Trump's eye on Cuba is likely related to the Technate. It's a puzzle piece that fits perfectly.
February 11, 2026 at 5:30 AM