Comrade Jingle Pants ☭🔻#Revolution
@cptjinglepants.bsky.social
Software Engineer | Marxist | Spockist 🖖
End Capitalism
Abolish Police
Dissolve State
Eliminate Class
Once you wrap your mind around the enormity of the lies you've been told your whole life, the whole world will look different.
#CriticalThinking
End Capitalism
Abolish Police
Dissolve State
Eliminate Class
Once you wrap your mind around the enormity of the lies you've been told your whole life, the whole world will look different.
#CriticalThinking
Pinned
How to #revolution:
Step 1:
Organize resources to support a few thousand people to go on strike.
Step 2:
Organize a strike for Teamsters and rail workers.
Step 3:
Hold your ground. The economy will crash in under a week.
Step 4:
Come to the bargaining table.
Step 1:
Organize resources to support a few thousand people to go on strike.
Step 2:
Organize a strike for Teamsters and rail workers.
Step 3:
Hold your ground. The economy will crash in under a week.
Step 4:
Come to the bargaining table.
What happens at step 5? I've been asked this and before I didn't have an answer. But learning more about Marx's intensions and thinking about today's economy, I think I have the answer: 🧵
If I consider the ratio of people who block me vs the of people who follow me, I could probably get a good idea of 1 of 2 possibilities:
A) There's a lot more liberals than leftists on this platform.
Or
B) The algorithm heavily favors liberal posters.
A) There's a lot more liberals than leftists on this platform.
Or
B) The algorithm heavily favors liberal posters.
February 15, 2026 at 4:45 AM
If I consider the ratio of people who block me vs the of people who follow me, I could probably get a good idea of 1 of 2 possibilities:
A) There's a lot more liberals than leftists on this platform.
Or
B) The algorithm heavily favors liberal posters.
A) There's a lot more liberals than leftists on this platform.
Or
B) The algorithm heavily favors liberal posters.
Because it sets a precedent which would implicate both sides and expose their shared donors in the process.
In case you missed it: All US politicians work to benefit and protect themselves and their donors.
They don't work for you.
They never did.
They don't care about the slaves.
They never did.
In case you missed it: All US politicians work to benefit and protect themselves and their donors.
They don't work for you.
They never did.
They don't care about the slaves.
They never did.
Why don’t they bring trumps ass down over the Epstein files??
February 15, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Because it sets a precedent which would implicate both sides and expose their shared donors in the process.
In case you missed it: All US politicians work to benefit and protect themselves and their donors.
They don't work for you.
They never did.
They don't care about the slaves.
They never did.
In case you missed it: All US politicians work to benefit and protect themselves and their donors.
They don't work for you.
They never did.
They don't care about the slaves.
They never did.
...says the journalist from CNBC. 🤦♂️
Yes, yes. It has nothing to do with the media sowing division, lying to protect advertisers and powerful people to retain "access". I'm sure none if that has anything to do with how are got here.
Yes, yes. It has nothing to do with the media sowing division, lying to protect advertisers and powerful people to retain "access". I'm sure none if that has anything to do with how are got here.
February 15, 2026 at 12:10 AM
...says the journalist from CNBC. 🤦♂️
Yes, yes. It has nothing to do with the media sowing division, lying to protect advertisers and powerful people to retain "access". I'm sure none if that has anything to do with how are got here.
Yes, yes. It has nothing to do with the media sowing division, lying to protect advertisers and powerful people to retain "access". I'm sure none if that has anything to do with how are got here.
In case you're missing the real issue: It's money and wealth consolidation.
If we didn't give anyone the freedom to amass an unreasonable amount of wealth (more than $1m), we would have more than enough resources to house, feed, educate, and heal EVERYONE in the world.
If we didn't give anyone the freedom to amass an unreasonable amount of wealth (more than $1m), we would have more than enough resources to house, feed, educate, and heal EVERYONE in the world.
Medicare for All would save $450B a year.
Every dollar spent on food stamps generates $1.50-$1.80 in economic activity.
Each dollar going to low-wage workers adds $1.20 to the economy overall.
It’s not about what this country can or can’t afford.
It’s about priorities.
Every dollar spent on food stamps generates $1.50-$1.80 in economic activity.
Each dollar going to low-wage workers adds $1.20 to the economy overall.
It’s not about what this country can or can’t afford.
It’s about priorities.
February 15, 2026 at 12:01 AM
In case you're missing the real issue: It's money and wealth consolidation.
If we didn't give anyone the freedom to amass an unreasonable amount of wealth (more than $1m), we would have more than enough resources to house, feed, educate, and heal EVERYONE in the world.
If we didn't give anyone the freedom to amass an unreasonable amount of wealth (more than $1m), we would have more than enough resources to house, feed, educate, and heal EVERYONE in the world.
This is the correct way to handle politics.
"Why didn't my champion win?"
I have dozens of reasons why I didn't vote for Harris or Trump. Most liberals dismiss that because they don't care about my needs. They only care about appearing correct and shaming others for not obeying their group think.
"Why didn't my champion win?"
I have dozens of reasons why I didn't vote for Harris or Trump. Most liberals dismiss that because they don't care about my needs. They only care about appearing correct and shaming others for not obeying their group think.
“If Kamala was president right now we wouldn’t have x”
Well, she’s not. Let’s learn why and how that happened and maybe focus on that instead of screaming at people who didn’t vote.
Well, she’s not. Let’s learn why and how that happened and maybe focus on that instead of screaming at people who didn’t vote.
February 14, 2026 at 11:40 PM
This is the correct way to handle politics.
"Why didn't my champion win?"
I have dozens of reasons why I didn't vote for Harris or Trump. Most liberals dismiss that because they don't care about my needs. They only care about appearing correct and shaming others for not obeying their group think.
"Why didn't my champion win?"
I have dozens of reasons why I didn't vote for Harris or Trump. Most liberals dismiss that because they don't care about my needs. They only care about appearing correct and shaming others for not obeying their group think.
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Physical disruption is the only thing that works against capitalist and fascist pigs. Liberals would send a strongly worded letter and do creative protest dances in front of the company. It's time someone started making life a living hell for these capitalist pigs.
April 28, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Physical disruption is the only thing that works against capitalist and fascist pigs. Liberals would send a strongly worded letter and do creative protest dances in front of the company. It's time someone started making life a living hell for these capitalist pigs.
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Activists stormed into an office in the Athens suburb of Kallithea, overturning desks, ripping down company materials, and confronting Iraklis Bamzas, owner of Hellas Line - VresNet, for illegally firing pregnant workers.
April 28, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Activists stormed into an office in the Athens suburb of Kallithea, overturning desks, ripping down company materials, and confronting Iraklis Bamzas, owner of Hellas Line - VresNet, for illegally firing pregnant workers.
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Bruh! The day working class people start doing this to capitalists, is the day we start turning the class war in our favour.
Activists stormed into an office in the Athens suburb of Kallithea, overturning desks, ripping down company materials, and confronting Iraklis Bamzas, owner of Hellas Line - VresNet, for illegally firing pregnant workers.
February 14, 2026 at 11:06 AM
Bruh! The day working class people start doing this to capitalists, is the day we start turning the class war in our favour.
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WATCH: Massive fire erupts at one of Cuba’s largest oil refineries, Ñico López in Havana, amid severe fuel shortages and the U.S. embargo; cause remains unknown.
February 13, 2026 at 11:10 PM
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The reason the #Epstein scandal is such a circus, regardless of which admin of covering it up, is because it's exposing the "Big Club" they're all in while you believe the theater that there's this Titan vs Titan battle between Democrats and Republicans.
Woah. I mean, that’s how it’s done.
Straight forward.
Direct.
Factual.
Dialectically.
#EpsteinFiles 🇺🇸 youtu.be/eyBTGWI9AV4?...
Gotta give due when it’s due.
Props to @tedlieu.bsky.social 👏🏼 👏🏼
Straight forward.
Direct.
Factual.
Dialectically.
#EpsteinFiles 🇺🇸 youtu.be/eyBTGWI9AV4?...
Gotta give due when it’s due.
Props to @tedlieu.bsky.social 👏🏼 👏🏼
FIREWORKS: Congressman Accuses Bondi of PERJURY at Epstein Hearing
YouTube video by Due Dissidence
youtu.be
February 14, 2026 at 6:52 PM
The reason the #Epstein scandal is such a circus, regardless of which admin of covering it up, is because it's exposing the "Big Club" they're all in while you believe the theater that there's this Titan vs Titan battle between Democrats and Republicans.
Reposted by Comrade Jingle Pants ☭🔻#Revolution
Woah. I mean, that’s how it’s done.
Straight forward.
Direct.
Factual.
Dialectically.
#EpsteinFiles 🇺🇸 youtu.be/eyBTGWI9AV4?...
Gotta give due when it’s due.
Props to @tedlieu.bsky.social 👏🏼 👏🏼
Straight forward.
Direct.
Factual.
Dialectically.
#EpsteinFiles 🇺🇸 youtu.be/eyBTGWI9AV4?...
Gotta give due when it’s due.
Props to @tedlieu.bsky.social 👏🏼 👏🏼
FIREWORKS: Congressman Accuses Bondi of PERJURY at Epstein Hearing
YouTube video by Due Dissidence
youtu.be
February 14, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Woah. I mean, that’s how it’s done.
Straight forward.
Direct.
Factual.
Dialectically.
#EpsteinFiles 🇺🇸 youtu.be/eyBTGWI9AV4?...
Gotta give due when it’s due.
Props to @tedlieu.bsky.social 👏🏼 👏🏼
Straight forward.
Direct.
Factual.
Dialectically.
#EpsteinFiles 🇺🇸 youtu.be/eyBTGWI9AV4?...
Gotta give due when it’s due.
Props to @tedlieu.bsky.social 👏🏼 👏🏼
Times are hard. They don't have to be, but the billionaire class has stolen tens of trillions in wealth from our pockets.
So deal with it: Either stop complaining that times are hard and accept that you'll always be a slave to capitalists, or rise up and stop them.
So deal with it: Either stop complaining that times are hard and accept that you'll always be a slave to capitalists, or rise up and stop them.
February 14, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Times are hard. They don't have to be, but the billionaire class has stolen tens of trillions in wealth from our pockets.
So deal with it: Either stop complaining that times are hard and accept that you'll always be a slave to capitalists, or rise up and stop them.
So deal with it: Either stop complaining that times are hard and accept that you'll always be a slave to capitalists, or rise up and stop them.
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MARKET PRICING FOR CHILDCARE IS UNREALISTIC
Many families pay more for childcare than for any other household expense except housing (and in some cases, even more than they pay for housing). MARKET PRICING puts paid childcare completely out of reach for low-income families.
#abolishcapitalism
Many families pay more for childcare than for any other household expense except housing (and in some cases, even more than they pay for housing). MARKET PRICING puts paid childcare completely out of reach for low-income families.
#abolishcapitalism
February 14, 2026 at 6:30 PM
MARKET PRICING FOR CHILDCARE IS UNREALISTIC
Many families pay more for childcare than for any other household expense except housing (and in some cases, even more than they pay for housing). MARKET PRICING puts paid childcare completely out of reach for low-income families.
#abolishcapitalism
Many families pay more for childcare than for any other household expense except housing (and in some cases, even more than they pay for housing). MARKET PRICING puts paid childcare completely out of reach for low-income families.
#abolishcapitalism
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You oppose the Russian government because you're a NATO-loving liberal and imperialist apologist. I oppose the Russian government because I'm a Marxist-Leninist who wants to see the return of the Soviet Union. You and I are not the same.
February 14, 2026 at 12:13 AM
You oppose the Russian government because you're a NATO-loving liberal and imperialist apologist. I oppose the Russian government because I'm a Marxist-Leninist who wants to see the return of the Soviet Union. You and I are not the same.
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"Hating" in thought is totally human. The state policing your feelings isn’t morality—it’s control. Censorship begins when emotions are criminalized, not actions. Power fears hatred, not injustice. #StateControl #ThoughtPolice
February 14, 2026 at 8:35 AM
"Hating" in thought is totally human. The state policing your feelings isn’t morality—it’s control. Censorship begins when emotions are criminalized, not actions. Power fears hatred, not injustice. #StateControl #ThoughtPolice
It's hard to believe there's people that believe this claptrap.
Was it Russia who put 1,000 military bases around the world, attempted to topple dozens of governments, installed puppet dictators in once-democratic countries, and kidnapped a world leader to steal national resources?
No. The US did.
Was it Russia who put 1,000 military bases around the world, attempted to topple dozens of governments, installed puppet dictators in once-democratic countries, and kidnapped a world leader to steal national resources?
No. The US did.
February 14, 2026 at 8:58 AM
It's hard to believe there's people that believe this claptrap.
Was it Russia who put 1,000 military bases around the world, attempted to topple dozens of governments, installed puppet dictators in once-democratic countries, and kidnapped a world leader to steal national resources?
No. The US did.
Was it Russia who put 1,000 military bases around the world, attempted to topple dozens of governments, installed puppet dictators in once-democratic countries, and kidnapped a world leader to steal national resources?
No. The US did.
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Now that the proscription of Palestine Action has been deemed unlawful, I hope the thousands of people arrested for protesting the proscription make a joint claim against the government for compensation
February 13, 2026 at 10:19 AM
Now that the proscription of Palestine Action has been deemed unlawful, I hope the thousands of people arrested for protesting the proscription make a joint claim against the government for compensation
Reposted by Comrade Jingle Pants ☭🔻#Revolution
Reposted by Comrade Jingle Pants ☭🔻#Revolution
Massie would be kinda cute if he didn't have shit economic policy
February 14, 2026 at 5:11 AM
Massie would be kinda cute if he didn't have shit economic policy
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'Not one Labour MP is willing to leave the Party over links to Epstein, Genocide and Paedophilia'
(despite growing evidence of Starmer's complicity in shielding Epstein's friends & clients)
meme via Anthony Corella
(despite growing evidence of Starmer's complicity in shielding Epstein's friends & clients)
meme via Anthony Corella
February 14, 2026 at 8:39 AM
'Not one Labour MP is willing to leave the Party over links to Epstein, Genocide and Paedophilia'
(despite growing evidence of Starmer's complicity in shielding Epstein's friends & clients)
meme via Anthony Corella
(despite growing evidence of Starmer's complicity in shielding Epstein's friends & clients)
meme via Anthony Corella
Reposted by Comrade Jingle Pants ☭🔻#Revolution
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The only difference between Harris and Clinton was that people didn't know they didn't want Clinton. Harris didn't win any primaries, which is a direct refutation of the claim the Democrats made about her popularity.
They anointed her and Democrat voters just shrugged and went with it. 🤦♂️
They anointed her and Democrat voters just shrugged and went with it. 🤦♂️
February 14, 2026 at 8:35 AM
The only difference between Harris and Clinton was that people didn't know they didn't want Clinton. Harris didn't win any primaries, which is a direct refutation of the claim the Democrats made about her popularity.
They anointed her and Democrat voters just shrugged and went with it. 🤦♂️
They anointed her and Democrat voters just shrugged and went with it. 🤦♂️
LOL! Nothing in this is true (at all). She wasn't even qualified to be VP.
- Didn't use her tie-breaking vote to raise the minimum wage.
- Didn't prosecute Steve Mnuchin.
- Argued to keep prisoners (meant for release) as slave labor.
- Instituted robbery by cop.
How was she "brilliant"?! 🤷♂️🤡
- Didn't use her tie-breaking vote to raise the minimum wage.
- Didn't prosecute Steve Mnuchin.
- Argued to keep prisoners (meant for release) as slave labor.
- Instituted robbery by cop.
How was she "brilliant"?! 🤷♂️🤡
February 14, 2026 at 7:50 AM
LOL! Nothing in this is true (at all). She wasn't even qualified to be VP.
- Didn't use her tie-breaking vote to raise the minimum wage.
- Didn't prosecute Steve Mnuchin.
- Argued to keep prisoners (meant for release) as slave labor.
- Instituted robbery by cop.
How was she "brilliant"?! 🤷♂️🤡
- Didn't use her tie-breaking vote to raise the minimum wage.
- Didn't prosecute Steve Mnuchin.
- Argued to keep prisoners (meant for release) as slave labor.
- Instituted robbery by cop.
How was she "brilliant"?! 🤷♂️🤡
Are there any major corporate food manufacturers who DON'T put poison in act of their food?
Any? At all?
Any? At all?
February 14, 2026 at 7:28 AM
Are there any major corporate food manufacturers who DON'T put poison in act of their food?
Any? At all?
Any? At all?