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Seeking solace through the wit of strangers in the days, weeks, months to come. Anxiety is the secret sauce and my superpower.
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Once again, the ads in the print edition of @theonion.com are worth the price alone
December 10, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Once again, the ads in the print edition of @theonion.com are worth the price alone
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I can’t believe how much of the Trump era is about solving problems that *don’t* exist while making all the problems that *do* exist, worse.
There is no one who thinks the biggest problem with air travel right now is not having an area to do pull-ups.
There is no one who thinks the biggest problem with air travel right now is not having an area to do pull-ups.
Duffy on what he's doing to improve the airport experience for travelers: "Maybe I want a workout area where people might get some blood flowing doing some pull ups or step ups in the airport."
December 9, 2025 at 12:10 PM
I can’t believe how much of the Trump era is about solving problems that *don’t* exist while making all the problems that *do* exist, worse.
There is no one who thinks the biggest problem with air travel right now is not having an area to do pull-ups.
There is no one who thinks the biggest problem with air travel right now is not having an area to do pull-ups.
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“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said
Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic
THE ARCTIC CIRCLE—With a vow to destroy the abomination she had created if it was the last thing she ever did, television host Oprah Winfrey has spent weeks on a ship pursuing Dr. Phil through the Arc...
theonion.com
December 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said
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Mark Kelly: “Jobs are down. Wages are flat. Costs are up & this President is asleep — Like literally, he’s falling asleep on the job. It’s hurting the American people — He’s doing nothing to try to help people with the cost of groceries, rent, & healthcare”
December 6, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Mark Kelly: “Jobs are down. Wages are flat. Costs are up & this President is asleep — Like literally, he’s falling asleep on the job. It’s hurting the American people — He’s doing nothing to try to help people with the cost of groceries, rent, & healthcare”
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did… did the dog write this recipe
December 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
did… did the dog write this recipe
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Democrats are already fantasizing about re-seizing control, re-establishing corruption and hunting-down anyone who agreed with Trump.🤭
Mind you, we're only ~22% into Trump's second term...🤣😂
(dims NGMI)
Mind you, we're only ~22% into Trump's second term...🤣😂
(dims NGMI)
December 5, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Democrats are already fantasizing about re-seizing control, re-establishing corruption and hunting-down anyone who agreed with Trump.🤭
Mind you, we're only ~22% into Trump's second term...🤣😂
(dims NGMI)
Mind you, we're only ~22% into Trump's second term...🤣😂
(dims NGMI)
"Vegan leather" is a petrochemical.
December 6, 2025 at 12:19 PM
"Vegan leather" is a petrochemical.
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The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
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Which is safer, healthier, and more cost effective?
Hep B immunization
OR
Liver cancer
Liver damage
Liver failure
Cirrhosis of the liver
Premature death
🙄
Hep B immunization
OR
Liver cancer
Liver damage
Liver failure
Cirrhosis of the liver
Premature death
🙄
December 5, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Which is safer, healthier, and more cost effective?
Hep B immunization
OR
Liver cancer
Liver damage
Liver failure
Cirrhosis of the liver
Premature death
🙄
Hep B immunization
OR
Liver cancer
Liver damage
Liver failure
Cirrhosis of the liver
Premature death
🙄
I feel deprived.
‘Best eaten with a hangover’: the best (and worst) supermarket Christmas crisps, tasted and rated
‘Best eaten with a hangover’: the best (and worst) supermarket Christmas crisps, tasted and rated
’Tis the season for novelty crisps – from the delicious to the downright deranged. Crisp-addict Ravinder Bhogal crunched through the lot to find the festive flavours worth snacking on
www.theguardian.com
December 5, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I feel deprived.
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BREAKING on MS NOW:
Brian Cole Jr., the suspect accused of being the Jan. 6 pipe bomber, confessed to agents that he planted the bombs and has indicated he supported President Trump, according to two people familiar with his interview.
Brian Cole Jr., the suspect accused of being the Jan. 6 pipe bomber, confessed to agents that he planted the bombs and has indicated he supported President Trump, according to two people familiar with his interview.
December 5, 2025 at 3:05 PM
BREAKING on MS NOW:
Brian Cole Jr., the suspect accused of being the Jan. 6 pipe bomber, confessed to agents that he planted the bombs and has indicated he supported President Trump, according to two people familiar with his interview.
Brian Cole Jr., the suspect accused of being the Jan. 6 pipe bomber, confessed to agents that he planted the bombs and has indicated he supported President Trump, according to two people familiar with his interview.
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‘Online Order Pickup’ parking should not occupy the most convenient spots in the lot.
December 5, 2025 at 12:23 PM
‘Online Order Pickup’ parking should not occupy the most convenient spots in the lot.
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If the Supreme Court makes you mad keep in mind that within the last week Democratic senators have been voting for GOP judges to get on the federal bench
December 5, 2025 at 5:30 AM
If the Supreme Court makes you mad keep in mind that within the last week Democratic senators have been voting for GOP judges to get on the federal bench
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imagine US political culture if Ford hadn't pardoned Nixon, and instead he went to jail
December 4, 2025 at 8:12 PM
imagine US political culture if Ford hadn't pardoned Nixon, and instead he went to jail
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I get sad when I see sun dried tomatoes on examples of cringe "dated" food trends because it's got to be one of the best tomato innovations in tomato history.
December 4, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I get sad when I see sun dried tomatoes on examples of cringe "dated" food trends because it's got to be one of the best tomato innovations in tomato history.
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The White House has launched a webpage to report "media bias" tips. It would be a pity if it were flooded with tips about every show on Fox News.
www.whitehouse.gov/articles/202...
www.whitehouse.gov/articles/202...
A CALL TO ACTION: Submit “Media Bias” Tips
The White House recently launched a Media Bias Portal as a service to truth and transparency. Its purpose is to combat the baseless lies,
www.whitehouse.gov
December 5, 2025 at 1:27 AM
The White House has launched a webpage to report "media bias" tips. It would be a pity if it were flooded with tips about every show on Fox News.
www.whitehouse.gov/articles/202...
www.whitehouse.gov/articles/202...
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32 degrees but the red tailed hawks are back. They’re not as skittish as the northern harriers
December 4, 2025 at 7:38 PM
32 degrees but the red tailed hawks are back. They’re not as skittish as the northern harriers
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Universal Basic Income and universal healthcare will unleash a 2nd renaissance beyond our wildest dreams.
#UniversalHealthcare
#UBI
#UniversalHealthcare
#UBI
December 4, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Universal Basic Income and universal healthcare will unleash a 2nd renaissance beyond our wildest dreams.
#UniversalHealthcare
#UBI
#UniversalHealthcare
#UBI
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Between living in a state of hyper-vigilance, enduring widespread loss, and bearing witness to purposeful cruelty while powerless to stop it, we are all experiencing trauma—even if we as individuals or as members of a vulnerable group are not being targeted directly.
Be gentle with yourselves.
Be gentle with yourselves.
December 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Between living in a state of hyper-vigilance, enduring widespread loss, and bearing witness to purposeful cruelty while powerless to stop it, we are all experiencing trauma—even if we as individuals or as members of a vulnerable group are not being targeted directly.
Be gentle with yourselves.
Be gentle with yourselves.
This is horrifying.
Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth announces another boat strike in response to a request/wish from Turning Point USA’s Andrew Kolvet.
December 5, 2025 at 1:59 AM
This is horrifying.
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Stephen Miller, aka Nosferatu.
December 4, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Stephen Miller, aka Nosferatu.
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I was wondering, if your dude looks like this ⏬️. Why show him off in front of cameras? And offcourse it ego. NY Times did a piece, showing his public appearances are down 40% and his daily schedule start avg. went from 10:41 to 12:08. Dude is doing a Brezhnev. So who is Gorbachev of the US? 😁
December 4, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I was wondering, if your dude looks like this ⏬️. Why show him off in front of cameras? And offcourse it ego. NY Times did a piece, showing his public appearances are down 40% and his daily schedule start avg. went from 10:41 to 12:08. Dude is doing a Brezhnev. So who is Gorbachev of the US? 😁
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Trump is unfit for office. This is an example of his cabine-nap meeting.
Sleepy Joe Biden was never this bad. Ever.
25th Amendment time.
Yes, I know that would put Vance in office. But Vance will never survive maga backlash. They aren't going to follow Vance no matter what he does.
#TrumpUnfit
Sleepy Joe Biden was never this bad. Ever.
25th Amendment time.
Yes, I know that would put Vance in office. But Vance will never survive maga backlash. They aren't going to follow Vance no matter what he does.
#TrumpUnfit
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December 3, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Trump is unfit for office. This is an example of his cabine-nap meeting.
Sleepy Joe Biden was never this bad. Ever.
25th Amendment time.
Yes, I know that would put Vance in office. But Vance will never survive maga backlash. They aren't going to follow Vance no matter what he does.
#TrumpUnfit
Sleepy Joe Biden was never this bad. Ever.
25th Amendment time.
Yes, I know that would put Vance in office. But Vance will never survive maga backlash. They aren't going to follow Vance no matter what he does.
#TrumpUnfit