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Belgium popularized surrealism in 1924. 100 years later, they keep it going!

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Belgium is building NEW gas power plants (and subsidising those builds through a system called CRM - Capacity Remuneration Mechanism) to enable the phase out of Nuclear Energy!!

That’s what Belgian Greens @groenbe.bsky.social via Energy Minister @tinnevds.bsky.social are doing 🤯

#ClimateAction 🤷‍♂️🤷🤷‍♀️
January 15, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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My relationship with Big wasn’t the only thing I blew up that day. At the Trinity test site I detonated the first plutonium bomb, unleashing a 22 kiloton blast. Had I become Death, destroyer of worlds? Meanwhile uptown, Samantha had her hands full with her own “Manhattan project”
January 10, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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I will never finish setting up my PC or any other device
January 11, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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being on bluesky
January 8, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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It's natural to focus on your home turf, but stuff like this, a big nuclear power plant getting the go-ahead in Pakistan, will really make the biggest climate impact.

Good for China to export their technology, hopefully Pakistan can get their air quality under control
January 7, 2025 at 10:11 AM
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this image is from 2002
January 6, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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Israeli lawmakers are urging the military to intensify the genocide in Gaza by destroying any possible sources of energy, food, and water in the territory.
mondoweiss.net/2025/01/isra...
Israeli lawmakers demand military destroy all food and energy resources in Gaza
Israeli lawmakers are urging the military to intensify the genocide in Gaza by destroying any possible sources of energy, food, and water in the territory.
mondoweiss.net
January 6, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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Joe Biden's legacy will be the facilitation of genocide in Gaza.
January 6, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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i hate the discover feed libs mocking elon musk in bigoted ways for the obvious reason but also because it stems solely from him being on the wrong 'side.' if he did all the same shit but in support of biden they'd be buying cybertrucks. "we've got the world's greatest inventor on our side!" etc
January 6, 2025 at 10:25 AM
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Billionaires should not own social media platforms.

Billionaires should not run our newspapers.

Billionaires should not control our politics.

A free media is a democratic media - a public good that is owned and run by us all.
January 6, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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As Elon uses his vast wealth and power to influence politics in Europe and call for overthrowing democratically elected governments I'm relieved to know the Dem opposition have a solid history of fighting against the accumulation of wealth and power by the super rich and they'll surely rein him in
January 6, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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I did not enjoy receiving threats of violence today & my New Years resolution is to be spending as little time as possible exposing my brain to this site & other social media. My (current) job requires a bit of looking at it, but I’m gonna try to automate this account as a link reposter & disappear.
January 3, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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Consider the possibility that social media exists to provide an understandably unhappy population the anesthetizing sensation of engagement and activism, but without any *real* human engagement or meaningful agency, which takes a lot more effort.
January 4, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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This thing where folks are convinced it's cheaper to order doordash than make a burrito because they're comparing the cost of one dashed burrito to the cost of ingredients for like 8 burritos feels like the food version of folks who grew up with ipads and smartphones not knowing how to use computers
i feel like no one taught a lot of these kids about per unit cost? like, even if i buy the most expensive ingredients, the per unit cost of making chocolate chip cookies at home is still cheaper than buying them from a bakery.
as someone on the zoomer/millennial boundary i feel there's a legit problem with people not knowing how to purchase groceries
January 5, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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just got a visit from the cops because some karen complained that i’ve been yelling “you there boy what day is this” at kids in the street for the past three hours 🙄
December 25, 2024 at 4:05 PM
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Would anyone like to start the first controversy on here so the New York post can say “BlueSkies turns into cloudy days on new social media app”
November 20, 2024 at 3:40 PM
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Man what is The Guardian doing
December 21, 2024 at 8:53 PM
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I'm pretty sure hell is modeled after LinkedIn
December 21, 2024 at 3:19 AM
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her: so babe aren't you gonna tell me some cool facts about German tanks

Me, too sad about the robot dying in sonic adventure: I guess. The panzer III ausf F was armed with a 50mm cannon

her, encouraging: how did it perform against soviet armour?

me, sighing: underwhelmingly
December 20, 2024 at 7:41 AM
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the feds: stop trying to turn this guy into some cool antihero with a badass public image

also the feds: *treat him like they’ve captured the joker*
December 19, 2024 at 7:20 PM
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Yes, if you’re an IDF soldier and you documented your own war crimes on social media, it is probably archived and when you travel for vacation you may be arrested. There is a worldwide network that does not intend to forget this crime against humanity.
December 19, 2024 at 11:38 PM
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'Of 200 bodies, only 10 were confirmed as Hamas members': IDF soldiers who served in Gaza tell Haaretz that anyone who crosses an imaginary line in the contested Neztarim corridor is shot to death, with every Palestinian casualty counting as a terrorist – even if they were just a child”
IDF soldiers expose arbitrary killings and rampant lawlessness in Gaza's Netzarim corridor
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www.haaretz.com
December 18, 2024 at 9:26 PM