Holy shit!!!! @jesusjonesband.bsky.social is on @bsky.app !!!!! Mark Cuban can SUCK IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Holy cow, we have two 2000 followers here. That's around a sixth of what we eventually had, in the bad place. But, instead of an army of bots and trolls, it feels like actual friends. I'm not sure how to put it any other way, really - and I'm not sure how to say anything other than THANKS SO MUCH x
June 24, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Holy shit!!!! @jesusjonesband.bsky.social is on @bsky.app !!!!! Mark Cuban can SUCK IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reposted by Andrew Greenberger
Too bad he can’t be flushed into the septic tank…
June 19, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Too bad he can’t be flushed into the septic tank…
I see no lies.
May 27, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I see no lies.
I wonder who Trump is honoring today.
Okay, yeah. Just kidding.
Okay, yeah. Just kidding.
Today, I honor Maj. Andreas O’Keeffe, a friend who was Killied in Action in Iraq in 2018.
Godspeed
Godspeed
May 26, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I wonder who Trump is honoring today.
Okay, yeah. Just kidding.
Okay, yeah. Just kidding.
I haven’t watched even a second of CNN since Election Day. I don’t miss it at all. Not one bit.
Anyone else out there like me?
Anyone else out there like me?
May 24, 2025 at 5:49 PM
This is simply not possible for a man who was president of the United States.
Hello, in case you were wondering about this: because false positives are so common and prostate cancers tend to grow very slowly, doctors do not usually recommend prostate cancer screening for men over 70.
May 19, 2025 at 2:42 AM
This is simply not possible for a man who was president of the United States.
I think the bigger questions for Dems is why didn’t Biden express this message this forcibly when Walmart, et al, were jacking prices due to supply chain issues. Trump is an idiot who created this crisis, but it doesn’t mean Dems can’t learn from this.
May 17, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I think the bigger questions for Dems is why didn’t Biden express this message this forcibly when Walmart, et al, were jacking prices due to supply chain issues. Trump is an idiot who created this crisis, but it doesn’t mean Dems can’t learn from this.
My first marriage, in a nutshell.
I love you to the moon and find your own way back.
May 14, 2025 at 7:50 PM
My first marriage, in a nutshell.
*Chef’s Kiss*
I can't top this one.
Corruption requires explict quid pro quo. It is not corrupt to take an action that aligns with the interest of a person who gives you a gift, unless the official action was in direct response to that gift--a bribe. Terms matter. Accuracy and fairness matters. Regardless of what social media wants.
May 12, 2025 at 2:54 PM
*Chef’s Kiss*
So let me get this straight: masks are bad and un-American if worn to fight a pandemic, but good if worn by people claiming to be government agents when they kidnap people off the street
May 10, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Woulda liked to hear more of this on the campaign trail.
Walz: When did government get to tell you how many dolls your child has? Government just big enough to fit in your bedroom, your womb, and apparently now in your toy chest.
May 8, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Woulda liked to hear more of this on the campaign trail.
No notes.
May 6, 2025 at 5:03 AM
No notes.
Who else is ready for a Jedi president?
May 4, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Who else is ready for a Jedi president?
Won’t be missed.
George Santos says he is leaving the United States after he completes his prison sentence.
May 1, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Won’t be missed.
Sounds like someone has been mainlining fluoride!
What the fuck is a direct inverse correlation?
RFK Jr: "We found that there's a direct inverse correlation between fluoride exposure and low IQ in children. So the more you get, the stupider you are."
May 1, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Sounds like someone has been mainlining fluoride!
Oof.
I’m at this pub and it’s wild up in here. This dude just got his junk pierced in front of everyone!
In other news, I am terrible at darts.
In other news, I am terrible at darts.
April 29, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Oof.
I see no lies.
young men don’t need a “left Joe Rogan” they need sports betting regulation
April 21, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I see no lies.
Omg. Greatest thing ever.
April 21, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Omg. Greatest thing ever.
Watch this and tell me you believe in god.
What's the craziest thing you ever saw happen at a baseball game?
April 19, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Watch this and tell me you believe in god.
Great game! Abbott looked like a left handed Greg Maddux.
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April 19, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Great game! Abbott looked like a left handed Greg Maddux.
I’m concerned my wife might be living a double
life and is posting about me as this other person.
life and is posting about me as this other person.
At what age can children pack for vacation by themselves?
Because my mother-in-law's son is 46 and I still need to remind him to bring deodorant.
Because my mother-in-law's son is 46 and I still need to remind him to bring deodorant.
April 19, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I’m concerned my wife might be living a double
life and is posting about me as this other person.
life and is posting about me as this other person.
Because, y’know, David Brooks is such a rabble rouser.
As David Brooks has said, we’re approaching civil disobedience and national strikes phase of defending our nation.
April 18, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Because, y’know, David Brooks is such a rabble rouser.
I’d like to second that.
If you're a reporter in a White House press briefing as the spokesperson for the government asserts flatly that Kilmar Abrego Garcia is a member of the MS-13 gang who's guilty of human trafficking and you sit there silently without shouting out "PROVE IT!" I'd like to invite you to go fuck yourself.
April 17, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I’d like to second that.
Finally, someone talking sense on social media.
Calm down, folks, it was just an attempted assassination of a Jewish Democratic governor and his family on the first night of Passover, it’s not like somebody spray painted a dick on a Cybertruck.
April 14, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Finally, someone talking sense on social media.
Reposted by Andrew Greenberger
passover starts at sundown, and for those who are unfamiliar, it’s a holiday that centers around surviving under the weight of oppression.
we reflect on our survival of genocide, our struggles as refugees, and our takeaway is supposed to be that we have a duty to stand with the oppressed, always.
we reflect on our survival of genocide, our struggles as refugees, and our takeaway is supposed to be that we have a duty to stand with the oppressed, always.
April 12, 2025 at 7:28 PM
passover starts at sundown, and for those who are unfamiliar, it’s a holiday that centers around surviving under the weight of oppression.
we reflect on our survival of genocide, our struggles as refugees, and our takeaway is supposed to be that we have a duty to stand with the oppressed, always.
we reflect on our survival of genocide, our struggles as refugees, and our takeaway is supposed to be that we have a duty to stand with the oppressed, always.