Could Not Hairless
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Could Not Hairless
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Bluesky right now ...
August 30, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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you will never catch me asking for forgiveness over permission, I do not live to move fast or break things
February 13, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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My door is always open if you want to stop by and fix my door
January 13, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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Massive away win for the little fella.
December 2, 2024 at 1:38 PM
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Discworld QOTD, from Witches Abroad

“Nanny Ogg knew how to start spelling 'banana', but didn't know how you stopped.”
Discworld QOTD, from Small Gods
December 1, 2024 at 7:11 PM
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things havent gotten quite bad enough for me to reread all of discworld but i know it's coming
Discworld QOTD, from Lords and Ladies

“If you really want to upset a witch, do her a favor which she has no means of repaying. The unfulfilled obligation will nag at her like a hangnail.”
Discworld QOTD, from Monstrous Regiment

“That's the trouble about the good guys and the bad guys! They’re all guys!”
November 21, 2024 at 4:12 AM
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Discworld QOTD, from Sourcery

"'I don’t know what to do,' he said.

'No harm in that. I’ve never known what to do,' said Rincewind with hollow cheerfulness. 'Been completely at a loss my whole life.' He hesitated. 'I think it’s called being human, or something.'"
Discworld QOTD, from Snuff

“His job was to make sense of the world and there were times that he wished the world would meet him halfway.”
Discworld QOTD, from Carpe Jugulum

“Don't do anything I wouldn't do, if you ever find anything I wouldn’t do.”
November 16, 2024 at 6:50 PM
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dang it my ancient creature is once again demanding a sacrifice
November 18, 2024 at 3:01 AM
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me, interviewing mr. pepper: do you feel emasculated by your wife’s soda success?
November 15, 2024 at 10:32 PM
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bf told me he sees me like this and I haven't recovered
November 13, 2024 at 11:41 PM
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I’m inventing a new comma. It’s known as the Bluesky comma, and it goes wherev,er it fucking pleases.,
October 27, 2024 at 4:18 AM
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WHAT DO WE WANT

A TINY FONT

WHEN DO WE WANT IT

ᶰᵒʷ
October 11, 2024 at 1:47 AM
I need people to see this bathroom floor
November 8, 2024 at 2:58 PM
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The last review is what sold me
November 8, 2024 at 3:26 AM
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there's no reason why taking a sip of tea or coffee when youre expecting it to be the other one should taste so much like betrayal, but my job is to report the facts, not judge them
November 7, 2024 at 4:05 PM
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Here is a nice mushroom
November 4, 2024 at 1:57 PM
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GENIE: So, and I really never do this, but I just want to clarify: you want to use your three wishes to make sure you never have to wash a colander, cheese grater, or a whisk for the rest of your life.
ME: That’s correct.
November 2, 2024 at 1:28 AM
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it’s in times like these that i wish the moon would actually do something
July 15, 2024 at 3:00 AM
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Happy national mushroom day to all the cuties (the mushrooms and also you)
October 15, 2024 at 7:04 PM
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Y'all know that the F1 people gave the Singapore lizard a lap segment time, right?
September 23, 2024 at 7:56 PM
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Working on a zine about tomatoes just because I can.
September 22, 2024 at 9:37 PM
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Discworld QOTD, from Thud!
September 15, 2024 at 6:12 PM