Cosmic Raise
@cosmicraise.bsky.social
Board certified douche canoe; fully accredited jackwad
DMs open, I said with completely unwarranted optimism
DMs open, I said with completely unwarranted optimism
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I think I found the best No Kings sign
October 27, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I think I found the best No Kings sign
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halloween in the 80s was wild
October 26, 2025 at 1:25 PM
halloween in the 80s was wild
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pretty crazy that la croix has more flavor than jay has a backbone
October 3, 2025 at 6:44 PM
pretty crazy that la croix has more flavor than jay has a backbone
Why would I take the news that way? And what even is a “grain assault”?
September 26, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Why would I take the news that way? And what even is a “grain assault”?
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he slid into my DMs
September 3, 2025 at 8:39 PM
he slid into my DMs
Democracy has to win every time. Fascism only has to win once.
September 1, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Democracy has to win every time. Fascism only has to win once.
Never change, CVS
August 30, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Never change, CVS
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Windows has absolutely no chill 😂 Kudos to them for being a great ally though
August 25, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Windows has absolutely no chill 😂 Kudos to them for being a great ally though
Windows has absolutely no chill 😂 Kudos to them for being a great ally though
August 25, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Windows has absolutely no chill 😂 Kudos to them for being a great ally though
That time a safe landed on my head after getting run over by a bus and stung by a scorpion, I felt that
August 19, 2025 at 3:18 AM
That time a safe landed on my head after getting run over by a bus and stung by a scorpion, I felt that
When someone says “hate to say I told you so”…they definitely don’t hate to say it.
August 16, 2025 at 5:52 PM
When someone says “hate to say I told you so”…they definitely don’t hate to say it.
Fucking cups, always infringing on my freedom (I’m a liquid)
August 2, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Fucking cups, always infringing on my freedom (I’m a liquid)
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They should send the list to everyone's phones like that one U2 album.
July 17, 2025 at 11:04 AM
They should send the list to everyone's phones like that one U2 album.
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Celebrating Independence Day 2025 is like throwing a birthday party for a hostage.
June 30, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Celebrating Independence Day 2025 is like throwing a birthday party for a hostage.
Just saw a guy wearing this shirt and I fuckin luv it ❤️
June 15, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Just saw a guy wearing this shirt and I fuckin luv it ❤️
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the founding fathers failed to anticipate how stupid we’d get
June 14, 2025 at 4:41 PM
the founding fathers failed to anticipate how stupid we’d get
I firmly believe that I will actually open the app I unlocked my phone to check on this, my fifth try
June 10, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I firmly believe that I will actually open the app I unlocked my phone to check on this, my fifth try
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taking pubic transit to pound town
June 6, 2025 at 7:36 PM
taking pubic transit to pound town
If Bluesky is dying, does that make posting a form of CPR?
May 27, 2025 at 4:26 PM
If Bluesky is dying, does that make posting a form of CPR?
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American pope... smart... JD won't kill one of his own
May 8, 2025 at 6:50 PM
American pope... smart... JD won't kill one of his own
So anyway, long story shart, I need some new underwear
April 25, 2025 at 12:54 AM
So anyway, long story shart, I need some new underwear
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Shart tank is this anything
April 22, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Shart tank is this anything