Cosmic Raise
@cosmicraise.bsky.social
Board certified douche canoe; fully accredited jackwad
DMs open, I said with completely unwarranted optimism
DMs open, I said with completely unwarranted optimism
Missed it by four 🤬
November 8, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Missed it by four 🤬
This is clever but now I can’t like it. It’s in the rules.
October 3, 2025 at 5:29 AM
This is clever but now I can’t like it. It’s in the rules.
(totally not Airbnb host): You should book for two if it’s just you! Follow me for more travel tips!
September 12, 2025 at 10:56 PM
(totally not Airbnb host): You should book for two if it’s just you! Follow me for more travel tips!
Never change, CVS
August 30, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Never change, CVS
How about this one?
August 29, 2025 at 3:46 AM
How about this one?
Windows has absolutely no chill 😂 Kudos to them for being a great ally though
August 25, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Windows has absolutely no chill 😂 Kudos to them for being a great ally though
Fucking cups, always infringing on my freedom (I’m a liquid)
August 2, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Fucking cups, always infringing on my freedom (I’m a liquid)
Just saw a guy wearing this shirt and I fuckin luv it ❤️
June 15, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Just saw a guy wearing this shirt and I fuckin luv it ❤️
I’ve only ever heard of two men named Clit, the aforementioned Mr Buster, and of course, Mr Commander
June 14, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I’ve only ever heard of two men named Clit, the aforementioned Mr Buster, and of course, Mr Commander
I almost clicked like, I would’ve ruined it
May 28, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I almost clicked like, I would’ve ruined it
The Temu virginity:
May 4, 2025 at 5:35 AM
The Temu virginity:
