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Live from Mordor.
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Everything taste too sweet or too salty
What level of adulting have you reached???

(This is a safe space)
February 3, 2026 at 6:39 PM
I am still so sick about Catherine O’Hara. Beetlejuice, Nightmare before Christmas, and Home Alone are all my favorite movies ☹️
January 31, 2026 at 3:34 AM
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there's a lot of monday happening on a friday, if you ask me.
January 31, 2026 at 12:47 AM
The wrong people keep leaving!! 😩
January 30, 2026 at 7:04 PM
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!!!!!!!!!!!
January 27, 2026 at 8:49 PM
This winter feels so brutal
January 28, 2026 at 2:04 PM
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above all, i hope cybertrucks are having a hard time in this ice
January 26, 2026 at 3:32 PM
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me as a Black person who did everything they were supposed to out of the Negro Survival Handbook watching as #they beg us for our labor against the establishment.
January 26, 2026 at 3:27 PM
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well since @sunnmcheaux.bsky.social doesnt post on here like that, I figured I'd share his video here for him

Because of a time like this
January 26, 2026 at 1:23 AM
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I’m NOT a flat earther because my brain actually works, but if the world was flat, I still wouldn’t give a fuck because rents too goddamn high on whatever shape this bitch is.
January 23, 2026 at 1:27 PM
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well at least he can acknowledge that we are on a sinking ship
Vance on the economy:

"You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
January 22, 2026 at 9:48 PM
This weather is miserable
January 22, 2026 at 1:54 PM
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Pastors working for ICE

Sex workers running mutual aid for immigrants

Which one looks more like Jesus???
January 21, 2026 at 1:50 PM
I hate this bitch
Trump: Sometimes you need a dictator
January 21, 2026 at 8:25 PM
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MOOD
January 21, 2026 at 1:23 AM
The hardest thing I did today was Pilates, and I feel really good about it 💪🏽
January 21, 2026 at 1:52 AM
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microdosing the horrors by being awake
January 20, 2026 at 9:03 PM
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So are your 30s, 40s. 50s etc etc.
January 18, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Hello long weekend 🙌🏽
January 16, 2026 at 5:31 PM
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My favorite part is when the "emoji people" said

"This (🙏) is a high five"

And Black people said "These (🙏) are prayer hands and thank you for your attention in this matter"

And went right back to sending them
January 14, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Incredibly blessed. This has been a great birthday 🥰
January 11, 2026 at 1:50 AM
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Always wear your 💩

Always talk your 💩
January 10, 2026 at 12:43 AM
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chocolate chip will never lose its power

HALLELUJAH.
4. What is your favorite kind of cookie?
January 9, 2026 at 5:52 PM
It just seems like everything is doom.
January 8, 2026 at 4:47 AM