Courtney
@cornyg.bsky.social
Everyone needs a hater to defy; I am that hater.
I was telling my dietician that I understand that doctors can't be an expert in everything so i understand why I'm having to go to a range of specialist and she said, "But you're not just a pancreas, or stomach, or hormones. You are all of those things."
September 12, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I was telling my dietician that I understand that doctors can't be an expert in everything so i understand why I'm having to go to a range of specialist and she said, "But you're not just a pancreas, or stomach, or hormones. You are all of those things."
You can't just talk someone out or into anything, you gotta embody a different way of being. So I'm just gonna live in alignment with what feels important to me.
September 11, 2025 at 5:50 PM
You can't just talk someone out or into anything, you gotta embody a different way of being. So I'm just gonna live in alignment with what feels important to me.
My relationship is part time sleepover party, part time we-really-need-to-put-away-laundry.
September 5, 2025 at 5:43 AM
My relationship is part time sleepover party, part time we-really-need-to-put-away-laundry.
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I’m in hell, brother
July 24, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I’m in hell, brother
I cried because the ice cream we got from QFC wasn't as good as the discontinued one from Trader Joe's
July 5, 2025 at 6:08 AM
I cried because the ice cream we got from QFC wasn't as good as the discontinued one from Trader Joe's
Idk who this charm guy is but he's no dum dum
July 3, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Idk who this charm guy is but he's no dum dum
They just get my goat sometimes.
....I need to get my goats to the pasture!
....I need to get my goats to the pasture!
July 3, 2025 at 2:08 AM
They just get my goat sometimes.
....I need to get my goats to the pasture!
....I need to get my goats to the pasture!
Everyone sucks, I sucks, you sucks, fuc--
I am so sorry. you caught me before dinner.
I am so sorry. you caught me before dinner.
July 2, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Everyone sucks, I sucks, you sucks, fuc--
I am so sorry. you caught me before dinner.
I am so sorry. you caught me before dinner.
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should i pivot 2 having really bad opinions
November 25, 2024 at 5:46 PM
should i pivot 2 having really bad opinions
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Thought I would sit on the couch to watch a movie while I peel and slice a bunch of apples but I forgot this meant that my assistant would insert herself into the process.
November 9, 2024 at 10:05 PM
Thought I would sit on the couch to watch a movie while I peel and slice a bunch of apples but I forgot this meant that my assistant would insert herself into the process.
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this thread tho
September 29, 2024 at 11:51 AM
this thread tho
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JUST ME IN HERE - dashare.zone ADMIN
September 25, 2024 at 7:53 PM
JUST ME IN HERE - dashare.zone ADMIN
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Apparently there's a genuine problem in palaeontology with black market trafficking of T-Rex bones
Presumably it's part of the broader international small arms trade
Presumably it's part of the broader international small arms trade
July 27, 2024 at 1:50 PM
Apparently there's a genuine problem in palaeontology with black market trafficking of T-Rex bones
Presumably it's part of the broader international small arms trade
Presumably it's part of the broader international small arms trade
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this Douglas Adams quote also applies to cats
April 13, 2024 at 1:30 AM
this Douglas Adams quote also applies to cats
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Can people stop being cryptic please, I’m very nosy.
April 12, 2024 at 10:00 AM
Can people stop being cryptic please, I’m very nosy.
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I used to be a tech enthusiast. I am becoming a tech dethusiast. I don’t want any more tech to buy. I don’t want smart appliances. I don’t want smart pants. I don’t want smart dumbbells.
I just want things that I can buy and that work for 20 years.
I just want things that I can buy and that work for 20 years.
April 4, 2024 at 11:36 PM
I used to be a tech enthusiast. I am becoming a tech dethusiast. I don’t want any more tech to buy. I don’t want smart appliances. I don’t want smart pants. I don’t want smart dumbbells.
I just want things that I can buy and that work for 20 years.
I just want things that I can buy and that work for 20 years.
You know, cats are having thoughts just like the rest of us.
March 30, 2024 at 4:25 PM
You know, cats are having thoughts just like the rest of us.
Last night, I told Antonio that guilt is a 0/10 feeling, where as being right is a 10/10 feeling. Later I got mad at him for not understanding my incredible puns. And then I tried my best at math. I was having a Friday night, if you know what I mean (and I think you do).
March 30, 2024 at 4:23 PM
Last night, I told Antonio that guilt is a 0/10 feeling, where as being right is a 10/10 feeling. Later I got mad at him for not understanding my incredible puns. And then I tried my best at math. I was having a Friday night, if you know what I mean (and I think you do).
I'm just gonna show my doctor all my late night google searches of all the various diseases I've thought I had in the last year.
March 26, 2024 at 9:28 PM
I'm just gonna show my doctor all my late night google searches of all the various diseases I've thought I had in the last year.
Finally got OmniPod replacements and Dexcom sensors. But you know what's gonna take another week to process? INSULIN. I've got half a vial left. Can I make it 7 more days? I think we're cutting it reallllllll close folks.
March 5, 2024 at 6:35 PM
Finally got OmniPod replacements and Dexcom sensors. But you know what's gonna take another week to process? INSULIN. I've got half a vial left. Can I make it 7 more days? I think we're cutting it reallllllll close folks.
After working in the office 5 days this week, I have noticed a few things. 1) I don't get nearly as much done in office. 2) it's more expensive because buying lunch is easier than planning ahead. 3) I am in a worse mood. 4) the office is empty most days.
February 9, 2024 at 4:26 PM
After working in the office 5 days this week, I have noticed a few things. 1) I don't get nearly as much done in office. 2) it's more expensive because buying lunch is easier than planning ahead. 3) I am in a worse mood. 4) the office is empty most days.
I think boredom is good actually.
December 12, 2023 at 9:05 PM
I think boredom is good actually.