Cornelius Cornstubble
@cornstubble.bsky.social
Life is more fun when you're corny. Chiefs | Jayhawks | Mizzou | Battlehawks
I hate that I know who this is referencing.
Voters: consistently vote like they hate rising prices more than they like rising wages.
Voters: consistently respond in polls in a way that matches almost perfectly how they vote.
A particularly stubborn Minnesotan: this is all bullshit, it's actually because voters are terminal twitter addicts.
Voters: consistently respond in polls in a way that matches almost perfectly how they vote.
A particularly stubborn Minnesotan: this is all bullshit, it's actually because voters are terminal twitter addicts.
December 18, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I hate that I know who this is referencing.
Why do Republicans?
Why does the Congress let him get away with this?
Hegseth Says ‘Of Course’ He Won’t Release Full Video of Strike on Drug Boat Survivors
December 16, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Why do Republicans?
The NFL season is officially over. We can all have time with our families now.
December 15, 2025 at 12:14 AM
The NFL season is officially over. We can all have time with our families now.
Travis Kelce should seriously consider his Bowl options after this season.
December 14, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Travis Kelce should seriously consider his Bowl options after this season.
Melvin FUCKING Council!!!!
December 14, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Melvin FUCKING Council!!!!
Absolute lol at the NC State fans wearing "Beat Kansas" shirts.
December 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Absolute lol at the NC State fans wearing "Beat Kansas" shirts.
This is just the Hallmark channel fantasy but for men.
I get that this tweet is trying to make me feel ashamed for living in a city but all I can think when I read it is, how s**ty must his town be if it's that cheap and everyone still refuses to live there.
December 13, 2025 at 5:45 PM
This is just the Hallmark channel fantasy but for men.
Deported for a crime committee 14 years ago that is no longer a state crime.
Owen Ramsingh Enforcement was ordered to deport with a lifetime ban from the U.S.
Judge orders Columbia man detained by ICE to be deported
Owen Ramsingh Enforcement was ordered to deport with a lifetime ban from the U.S.
www.kbia.org
December 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Deported for a crime committee 14 years ago that is no longer a state crime.
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The Chiefs have won zero Super Bowls since Chiefsaholic was sentenced to prison. Just saying.
December 9, 2025 at 12:09 AM
The Chiefs have won zero Super Bowls since Chiefsaholic was sentenced to prison. Just saying.
Dennis Gates will always get respect from me for still wearing suits for basketball games.
December 7, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Dennis Gates will always get respect from me for still wearing suits for basketball games.
JMU has no good wins and a terrible Louisville loss. No skin off my back, but come on.
JMU does not deserve to be in the playoffs.
December 7, 2025 at 6:01 PM
JMU has no good wins and a terrible Louisville loss. No skin off my back, but come on.
Money and media buzz.
Today's decision by the selection committee should mean the end of the weekly CFP shows.
What was the point?
What was the point?
December 7, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Money and media buzz.
JMU does not deserve to be in the playoffs.
December 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM
JMU does not deserve to be in the playoffs.
This may be the most consequential decision in terms of salvaging the Court's legitimacy. If Roberts has any ounce of institutional fortitude left, he has to realize that.
The Supreme Court will ultimately decide whether to uphold the longstanding principle that grants citizenship to the children of non-citizens born in the U.S., following a legal challenge by the Trump administration. n.pr/48E1oko
Supreme Court agrees to hear arguments in birthright citizenship challenge
The Supreme Court will ultimately decide whether to uphold the longstanding principle that grants citizenship to the children of non-citizens born in the U.S., following a legal challenge by the Trump administration.
n.pr
December 5, 2025 at 9:13 PM
This may be the most consequential decision in terms of salvaging the Court's legitimacy. If Roberts has any ounce of institutional fortitude left, he has to realize that.
Give it to Kansas as a consolation.
Looks like we’ll need a 5-7 APR team to fill an extra spot.
December 4, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Give it to Kansas as a consolation.
Imagine having sex trafficking money and deciding to go with this decor.
So apparently Jeffrey Epstein had a room with weird masks hanging on the wall...
December 4, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Imagine having sex trafficking money and deciding to go with this decor.
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It's good that Penn State finally has a good candidate *gets handed piece of paper* ...I am told that the NCAA has opened an investigation into Olivia Nuzzi
December 3, 2025 at 8:57 PM
It's good that Penn State finally has a good candidate *gets handed piece of paper* ...I am told that the NCAA has opened an investigation into Olivia Nuzzi
I am a simple man.
December 4, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I am a simple man.
Bill Self got outcoached by an absolute hack, and Mizzou loses to a bad ACC team. This night blows.
December 3, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Bill Self got outcoached by an absolute hack, and Mizzou loses to a bad ACC team. This night blows.
The people watching this want you to understand it is very disrespectful to make a joke about redneck Republicans.
Fox’s Greg Gutfeld on double tap boat strike: “It's just better for us to kill them in the ocean, make them shark feed, be done with it”
December 3, 2025 at 1:53 AM
The people watching this want you to understand it is very disrespectful to make a joke about redneck Republicans.
Spat out my beer laughing when I read this.
I haven’t seen Ole Miss students this riled up since James Meredith enrolled.
November 30, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Spat out my beer laughing when I read this.
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I haven’t seen Ole Miss students this riled up since James Meredith enrolled.
November 30, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I haven’t seen Ole Miss students this riled up since James Meredith enrolled.
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The latest Lane Kiffin news is almost laughable. Demanding $1 billion in unmarked nonsequential bills or he'll blow up the Hoover Dam is so disgusting.
November 30, 2025 at 1:08 PM
The latest Lane Kiffin news is almost laughable. Demanding $1 billion in unmarked nonsequential bills or he'll blow up the Hoover Dam is so disgusting.
Why would man want attention? We'll never know.
Why would Lane Kiffin not just announce his pick? We'll discuss this for another 2.5 hours of prime time TV.
November 30, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Why would man want attention? We'll never know.