Cornelius Cornstubble
@cornstubble.bsky.social
Life is more fun when you're corny. Chiefs | Jayhawks | Mizzou | Battlehawks
I am a simple man.
December 4, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I am a simple man.
The unnamed student is not a minor, but apparently her safety is prioritized over the professor targeted by said student.
September 23, 2025 at 4:31 PM
The unnamed student is not a minor, but apparently her safety is prioritized over the professor targeted by said student.
Had to delete an earlier version of this because of dumb morning brain.
September 6, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Had to delete an earlier version of this because of dumb morning brain.
Taylor has already admitted the influencers she reported on were not paid to post any specific content. Wired staff should be ashamed of themselves.
August 30, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Taylor has already admitted the influencers she reported on were not paid to post any specific content. Wired staff should be ashamed of themselves.
This is probably what you're thinking of.
August 29, 2025 at 12:06 PM
This is probably what you're thinking of.
Most excited I've seen the Booth since 2009.
August 24, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Most excited I've seen the Booth since 2009.
Another honorable mention for the people the left now claims to not support.
August 16, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Another honorable mention for the people the left now claims to not support.
Sure, inflation discussion may be overblown by right-wing media, but this take just ignores the power of nostalgia on the voting consumer.
August 5, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Sure, inflation discussion may be overblown by right-wing media, but this take just ignores the power of nostalgia on the voting consumer.
I will vote for anyone who campaigns on putting some sense back into Facebook Marketplace.
July 24, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I will vote for anyone who campaigns on putting some sense back into Facebook Marketplace.
Why am I not surprised?
July 20, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Why am I not surprised?
People will eat this and tell me with a straight face that Missouri isn't in the South.
July 11, 2025 at 4:56 AM
People will eat this and tell me with a straight face that Missouri isn't in the South.
The absolute gall it takes to write "coinciding" as if we all don't know Trump is using our troops for his own pet vanity project.
June 13, 2025 at 3:45 AM
The absolute gall it takes to write "coinciding" as if we all don't know Trump is using our troops for his own pet vanity project.
He's very proud of his scarf.
April 14, 2025 at 12:02 PM
He's very proud of his scarf.
She was 24, i.e. a fully developed adult with agency. It's infantalizing to think she had no idea who Trump was after him campaigning throughout her entire adolescence and that Democrats could have wooed her if they just did something different.
February 28, 2025 at 12:04 AM
She was 24, i.e. a fully developed adult with agency. It's infantalizing to think she had no idea who Trump was after him campaigning throughout her entire adolescence and that Democrats could have wooed her if they just did something different.
Chicago with snow is so underrated.
February 23, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Chicago with snow is so underrated.
Ryan Grim is unsurprisingly more tolerant of sexual assault than DEI.
January 23, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Ryan Grim is unsurprisingly more tolerant of sexual assault than DEI.
This is now my favorite image of all time.
January 19, 2025 at 12:51 AM
This is now my favorite image of all time.
Merry Christmas, everyone.
December 26, 2024 at 2:10 AM
Merry Christmas, everyone.
This is what we could strive for as a country.
December 6, 2024 at 3:08 AM
This is what we could strive for as a country.