Bennnn
@coollady.bsky.social
Himbo glowuped to intelectual superstar (still hot)
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doctor choking you a little during your prostate exam
December 26, 2025 at 9:45 PM
doctor choking you a little during your prostate exam
The algorithm knows when I'm mad at it and tries to apologise
December 26, 2025 at 9:46 PM
The algorithm knows when I'm mad at it and tries to apologise
Trying to explain to that tribe that worships Prince Philip that the royal family are a bunch of nonces.
December 26, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Trying to explain to that tribe that worships Prince Philip that the royal family are a bunch of nonces.
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Jesus trying to detransition me
December 26, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Jesus trying to detransition me
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Just checking everyone thought about baby Jesus yesterday
December 26, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Just checking everyone thought about baby Jesus yesterday
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(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
December 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
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Look at these enormous idiot dogs in the backyard
December 25, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Look at these enormous idiot dogs in the backyard
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beavers always tell you they "need to" bite trees cause it keeps their teeth "under control" and it's like, bro listen to yourself. that's the teeth talking
December 25, 2025 at 7:09 AM
beavers always tell you they "need to" bite trees cause it keeps their teeth "under control" and it's like, bro listen to yourself. that's the teeth talking
For Christmas I will be fixing America
December 24, 2025 at 8:46 PM
For Christmas I will be fixing America
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Do you remember Betty Reid Soskin? She was the oldest serving National Park Ranger in the United States, we celebrated her retirement at the age of 100.
Betty Reid Soskin (1921–2025) passed away on Sunday, but she lived an extraordinary life.
“The answers are only temporary.”
— Betty
Betty Reid Soskin (1921–2025) passed away on Sunday, but she lived an extraordinary life.
“The answers are only temporary.”
— Betty
December 23, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Do you remember Betty Reid Soskin? She was the oldest serving National Park Ranger in the United States, we celebrated her retirement at the age of 100.
Betty Reid Soskin (1921–2025) passed away on Sunday, but she lived an extraordinary life.
“The answers are only temporary.”
— Betty
Betty Reid Soskin (1921–2025) passed away on Sunday, but she lived an extraordinary life.
“The answers are only temporary.”
— Betty
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'Tis the season.
December 19, 2024 at 10:06 PM
'Tis the season.
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Not now, haunted Victorian shoes
Mystery as hundreds of Victorian shoes wash up on Ogmore beach
Mystery as hundreds of Victorian shoes wash up on Ogmore beach
More than 400 leather hobnailed boots, thought to date back to the 19th Century, have been found.
www.bbc.com
December 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Not now, haunted Victorian shoes
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I got an advance clip of the Odyssey movie…
December 23, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I got an advance clip of the Odyssey movie…
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"The grinch who stole christmas" really buries the lede. the fellow gave it back. and his heart grew 3 sizes, which is a medical miracle
December 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
"The grinch who stole christmas" really buries the lede. the fellow gave it back. and his heart grew 3 sizes, which is a medical miracle
My 3 Christmas wishes for the Christmas genie are
1. Imprison Mark Zuckerberg within the Metaverse.
2. Alter the timeline so the Hindenburg disaster was even more bad ass.
3. Nancy Pelosi gives me stock tips for 1 whole calendar year.
1. Imprison Mark Zuckerberg within the Metaverse.
2. Alter the timeline so the Hindenburg disaster was even more bad ass.
3. Nancy Pelosi gives me stock tips for 1 whole calendar year.
December 23, 2025 at 12:20 AM
My 3 Christmas wishes for the Christmas genie are
1. Imprison Mark Zuckerberg within the Metaverse.
2. Alter the timeline so the Hindenburg disaster was even more bad ass.
3. Nancy Pelosi gives me stock tips for 1 whole calendar year.
1. Imprison Mark Zuckerberg within the Metaverse.
2. Alter the timeline so the Hindenburg disaster was even more bad ass.
3. Nancy Pelosi gives me stock tips for 1 whole calendar year.
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the gay apparel store called and said you bought out all of their donning inventory?
December 18, 2025 at 3:56 PM
the gay apparel store called and said you bought out all of their donning inventory?
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Restaurants make your burrito out of a tortilla that’s 3 feet big. You cannot buy that in stores
December 22, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Restaurants make your burrito out of a tortilla that’s 3 feet big. You cannot buy that in stores
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my new year's resolution is to escape the grain silo i've been trapped in for two weeks
December 22, 2025 at 1:02 AM
my new year's resolution is to escape the grain silo i've been trapped in for two weeks
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when the unsuspecting passengers of a sinking yacht decide to abandon it and take their chances on a derelict ghost ship, that's gotta be like the olympics for those ghosts. you know they're pulling out their best stuff for these poor saps. whereas with a haunted house there's so much foot traffic,
December 20, 2025 at 12:47 PM
when the unsuspecting passengers of a sinking yacht decide to abandon it and take their chances on a derelict ghost ship, that's gotta be like the olympics for those ghosts. you know they're pulling out their best stuff for these poor saps. whereas with a haunted house there's so much foot traffic,
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running full speed through the winter wonderland holiday lights display no car
December 21, 2025 at 1:09 AM
running full speed through the winter wonderland holiday lights display no car