Suzanne
@cookingwithhate.bsky.social
Jersey girl 🙌 I HATE cooking but I LOVE feeding the people I love, myself included! 🤣
Pinned
How y’all gonna eat the rich when y’all don’t know how to cook?
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I’ve been peeling myself off of social media and in 2026 I’m going to be focused on my mental, physical, and financial health.
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December 12, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I’ve been peeling myself off of social media and in 2026 I’m going to be focused on my mental, physical, and financial health.
💯 X 💯
I had it in my head that Platner is an op, but wp are so fkin awful that I don’t know which one it is 👏
I had it in my head that Platner is an op, but wp are so fkin awful that I don’t know which one it is 👏
Some folks will nitpick a Black woman running for office but hand out endless grace to White men. The double standard isn’t subtle.
December 12, 2025 at 2:50 PM
💯 X 💯
I had it in my head that Platner is an op, but wp are so fkin awful that I don’t know which one it is 👏
I had it in my head that Platner is an op, but wp are so fkin awful that I don’t know which one it is 👏
Apparently my food takes are offensive & blockable 🤣
lol I come from the land of idgaf aka JERSEY 🙌🖕
Also I’m sure this jagoff peeped my liberal pragmatist views and was horribly offended 🤣🖕
lol I come from the land of idgaf aka JERSEY 🙌🖕
Also I’m sure this jagoff peeped my liberal pragmatist views and was horribly offended 🤣🖕
December 12, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Apparently my food takes are offensive & blockable 🤣
lol I come from the land of idgaf aka JERSEY 🙌🖕
Also I’m sure this jagoff peeped my liberal pragmatist views and was horribly offended 🤣🖕
lol I come from the land of idgaf aka JERSEY 🙌🖕
Also I’m sure this jagoff peeped my liberal pragmatist views and was horribly offended 🤣🖕
I don’t toot my own horn often… but I’ll toot it now 🤣
Elf on the Shelf is the biggest kick in the chestnuts to parents in my lifetime 👏
Even before I had kids, I felt in my gut that it was sketchy shit that would drive parents (primarily moms) crazy.
I got Snoop on a Stoop and that’s what’s up 💨
Elf on the Shelf is the biggest kick in the chestnuts to parents in my lifetime 👏
Even before I had kids, I felt in my gut that it was sketchy shit that would drive parents (primarily moms) crazy.
I got Snoop on a Stoop and that’s what’s up 💨
a close up of a man with the words uhh that 's bait
ALT: a close up of a man with the words uhh that 's bait
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December 11, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I don’t toot my own horn often… but I’ll toot it now 🤣
Elf on the Shelf is the biggest kick in the chestnuts to parents in my lifetime 👏
Even before I had kids, I felt in my gut that it was sketchy shit that would drive parents (primarily moms) crazy.
I got Snoop on a Stoop and that’s what’s up 💨
Elf on the Shelf is the biggest kick in the chestnuts to parents in my lifetime 👏
Even before I had kids, I felt in my gut that it was sketchy shit that would drive parents (primarily moms) crazy.
I got Snoop on a Stoop and that’s what’s up 💨
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Sanders: Mark Zuckerberg is building a data center in Louisiana that will use 3x more electricity than all of New Orleans.
Oligarchs want YOU to pay for these data centers with higher water & electric bills.
OFC, who’s going to process all the border crossing data?
Oligarchs want YOU to pay for these data centers with higher water & electric bills.
OFC, who’s going to process all the border crossing data?
December 10, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Sanders: Mark Zuckerberg is building a data center in Louisiana that will use 3x more electricity than all of New Orleans.
Oligarchs want YOU to pay for these data centers with higher water & electric bills.
OFC, who’s going to process all the border crossing data?
Oligarchs want YOU to pay for these data centers with higher water & electric bills.
OFC, who’s going to process all the border crossing data?
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guys, look how fucking badass our friend is. And hot!!
Folks in the comments expressed interest, so here are a few fire performance pics. Most of what I did in fire performance (aside from fire eating) was adapting what we learn in kung fu and wushu to fire, so basically, martial arts weapons w/ fire - fire staff, sword, spear, nunchaku. /1
December 10, 2025 at 4:38 AM
guys, look how fucking badass our friend is. And hot!!
THIS👇
We dump our trash, we don’t elevate them like the gop🖕
Spitzer? Gone.
Menendez? JAIL.
Al Franken? Buh bye.
Any of these guys would be POTUS candidates if they were gop 🙄
We dump our trash, we don’t elevate them like the gop🖕
Spitzer? Gone.
Menendez? JAIL.
Al Franken? Buh bye.
Any of these guys would be POTUS candidates if they were gop 🙄
The Dems are far from perfect, but the vast majority of them seem to have the best interests of their constituents at heart, and they deserve support in an imperfect system. This cannot be said of the scum in the Rep party.
December 10, 2025 at 3:21 PM
THIS👇
We dump our trash, we don’t elevate them like the gop🖕
Spitzer? Gone.
Menendez? JAIL.
Al Franken? Buh bye.
Any of these guys would be POTUS candidates if they were gop 🙄
We dump our trash, we don’t elevate them like the gop🖕
Spitzer? Gone.
Menendez? JAIL.
Al Franken? Buh bye.
Any of these guys would be POTUS candidates if they were gop 🙄
1-2 yr olds HATING Santa is one of my fave pic genres 🙌🤣
Anyone else wanna share? 🤣
We lived in the mountains in Colorado at the time of this pic… My husband just texted me the pic with the comment “You smell like deer carcass, you don’t smell like Santa!!” 🤣🤣💀💀
Anyone else wanna share? 🤣
We lived in the mountains in Colorado at the time of this pic… My husband just texted me the pic with the comment “You smell like deer carcass, you don’t smell like Santa!!” 🤣🤣💀💀
December 10, 2025 at 2:57 PM
1-2 yr olds HATING Santa is one of my fave pic genres 🙌🤣
Anyone else wanna share? 🤣
We lived in the mountains in Colorado at the time of this pic… My husband just texted me the pic with the comment “You smell like deer carcass, you don’t smell like Santa!!” 🤣🤣💀💀
Anyone else wanna share? 🤣
We lived in the mountains in Colorado at the time of this pic… My husband just texted me the pic with the comment “You smell like deer carcass, you don’t smell like Santa!!” 🤣🤣💀💀
“A tampon for my emotions” 🔥🤣🙌
I will remember this with every bite of cheesy garlic bread until the day I die 👍
I will remember this with every bite of cheesy garlic bread until the day I die 👍
I love cheesy garlic bread, I love to eat so much of it, it absorbs my feelings, it's a tampon for my emotions.
December 9, 2025 at 2:39 PM
“A tampon for my emotions” 🔥🤣🙌
I will remember this with every bite of cheesy garlic bread until the day I die 👍
I will remember this with every bite of cheesy garlic bread until the day I die 👍
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After months of delays from DHS, I was the first Member of Congress in years allowed into the ICE Processing Center in Broadview.
December 8, 2025 at 8:30 PM
After months of delays from DHS, I was the first Member of Congress in years allowed into the ICE Processing Center in Broadview.
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Yet she still embraces the dsa tactic of going after existing blue seats instead of doing the work of flipping red seats blue. They'll never learn & even if they win they find out they are impotent w/o a party of allies to get leg. passed, see bern aoc et al. All talk.
Of course she says she is not
Of course she says she is not
December 9, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Yet she still embraces the dsa tactic of going after existing blue seats instead of doing the work of flipping red seats blue. They'll never learn & even if they win they find out they are impotent w/o a party of allies to get leg. passed, see bern aoc et al. All talk.
Of course she says she is not
Of course she says she is not
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I’m telling y’all now…if Crockett wins this primary THERE IS A 100% CHANCE OF ME HOSTING A BOOTS ON THE GROUND POSTCARD PARTY.
There can be no other way. 🤷🏾♀️
There can be no other way. 🤷🏾♀️
December 9, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I’m telling y’all now…if Crockett wins this primary THERE IS A 100% CHANCE OF ME HOSTING A BOOTS ON THE GROUND POSTCARD PARTY.
There can be no other way. 🤷🏾♀️
There can be no other way. 🤷🏾♀️
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If ya'll didn't have a problem with Beto O'Rourke running for senate and losing, then running for governor and losing, then contemplating yet ANOTHER run for senate earlier this year, then ya'll can shut the fuck up about Jasmine Crockett taking her shot at it.
December 9, 2025 at 4:56 AM
If ya'll didn't have a problem with Beto O'Rourke running for senate and losing, then running for governor and losing, then contemplating yet ANOTHER run for senate earlier this year, then ya'll can shut the fuck up about Jasmine Crockett taking her shot at it.
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Today marks 1 year since I was sworn in to the U.S. Senate.
Yesterday I shared what it means to become a caregiver and today, I’ll give my Maiden Speech on the Senate floor about what it means to care for and serve this country and my home state of New Jersey.
I hope you'll tune in at 11am.
Yesterday I shared what it means to become a caregiver and today, I’ll give my Maiden Speech on the Senate floor about what it means to care for and serve this country and my home state of New Jersey.
I hope you'll tune in at 11am.
U.S. Senate: Floor Proceedings
Floor Activity
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December 9, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Today marks 1 year since I was sworn in to the U.S. Senate.
Yesterday I shared what it means to become a caregiver and today, I’ll give my Maiden Speech on the Senate floor about what it means to care for and serve this country and my home state of New Jersey.
I hope you'll tune in at 11am.
Yesterday I shared what it means to become a caregiver and today, I’ll give my Maiden Speech on the Senate floor about what it means to care for and serve this country and my home state of New Jersey.
I hope you'll tune in at 11am.
THIS! 👏
Now multiply it by infinity, take that to the depths of forever, and you still barely have a glimpse of what he’s talking about👇
Now multiply it by infinity, take that to the depths of forever, and you still barely have a glimpse of what he’s talking about👇
IN A WORLD.....where its OK for a homophobic Blackwater mercenary with Nazi tattoos to run for senate but a Black woman from Texas cannot....
December 9, 2025 at 2:13 PM
THIS! 👏
Now multiply it by infinity, take that to the depths of forever, and you still barely have a glimpse of what he’s talking about👇
Now multiply it by infinity, take that to the depths of forever, and you still barely have a glimpse of what he’s talking about👇
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December 9, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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I just saw someone say Texas will never vote for a Black woman Democrat as if Texas has been voting for white male Democrats (cough beto cough cough) or white woman Democrats (wendy) or Black male Democrats (collin) all along.
We've tried all that. None of them won. Let Congresswoman Crockett try.
We've tried all that. None of them won. Let Congresswoman Crockett try.
December 9, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I just saw someone say Texas will never vote for a Black woman Democrat as if Texas has been voting for white male Democrats (cough beto cough cough) or white woman Democrats (wendy) or Black male Democrats (collin) all along.
We've tried all that. None of them won. Let Congresswoman Crockett try.
We've tried all that. None of them won. Let Congresswoman Crockett try.
We’re only the most densely populated state in the country, so yeah, thanks Jerz 🙏👍
It's depressing that this is necessary, but good on #NewJersey for making it crystal clear that insurance carriers have to follow STATE LAW and continue providing childhood immunizations INCLUDING FOR HEPATITIS B at NO COST SHARING or additional barriers:
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New Jersey: Dept. of Banking & Insurance issues guidance on childhood immunization guidance
via the New Jersey Dept. of Banking & Insurance: TRENTON — In a bulletin issued today, the New Jersey Department of Banking and Insurance issued guidance to insurance carriers on health insurance cove...
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December 8, 2025 at 6:29 PM
We’re only the most densely populated state in the country, so yeah, thanks Jerz 🙏👍
Huh? 🤣🤣
Did I get blocked for my annoying food takes or because they scrolled my timeline and I’m an unapologetically liberal pragmatist? 🤔🤣
Either way, IDGAF 🤣
Ima keep posting my cooking hate and my centrist love 🙌💃
All my love to the chess players out there 🙏🙌
Did I get blocked for my annoying food takes or because they scrolled my timeline and I’m an unapologetically liberal pragmatist? 🤔🤣
Either way, IDGAF 🤣
Ima keep posting my cooking hate and my centrist love 🙌💃
All my love to the chess players out there 🙏🙌
December 8, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Huh? 🤣🤣
Did I get blocked for my annoying food takes or because they scrolled my timeline and I’m an unapologetically liberal pragmatist? 🤔🤣
Either way, IDGAF 🤣
Ima keep posting my cooking hate and my centrist love 🙌💃
All my love to the chess players out there 🙏🙌
Did I get blocked for my annoying food takes or because they scrolled my timeline and I’m an unapologetically liberal pragmatist? 🤔🤣
Either way, IDGAF 🤣
Ima keep posting my cooking hate and my centrist love 🙌💃
All my love to the chess players out there 🙏🙌
The saddest part, ackshually, is that this potus can be bought with insincere compliments & a fugly necklace
The saddest part of the FIFA ‘peace prize’ was how excited Senile Satan got over a fake award.
December 8, 2025 at 3:03 PM
The saddest part, ackshually, is that this potus can be bought with insincere compliments & a fugly necklace
THIS👇👏
I meal plan so that there are enough leftovers to cover all lunches.
(my husband has a special diet so he basically *has to* bring leftovers for lunch every day)
I meal plan so that there are enough leftovers to cover all lunches.
(my husband has a special diet so he basically *has to* bring leftovers for lunch every day)
December 8, 2025 at 2:16 AM
THIS👇👏
I meal plan so that there are enough leftovers to cover all lunches.
(my husband has a special diet so he basically *has to* bring leftovers for lunch every day)
I meal plan so that there are enough leftovers to cover all lunches.
(my husband has a special diet so he basically *has to* bring leftovers for lunch every day)
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If Kamala Harris had been a white man, she'd likely be President now.
The END.
Folks need to be honest about this. I'm tired of people ignoring the blatant misogynoir that laces every conversation.
The END.
Folks need to be honest about this. I'm tired of people ignoring the blatant misogynoir that laces every conversation.
If Kamala Harris had picked Josh Shapiro as a running mate, she’d likely be President now.
Pennsylvania, Michigan and Wisconsin almost always vote the same way in any given election. And she only barely lost these three states.
Pennsylvania, Michigan and Wisconsin almost always vote the same way in any given election. And she only barely lost these three states.
December 7, 2025 at 9:24 PM
If Kamala Harris had been a white man, she'd likely be President now.
The END.
Folks need to be honest about this. I'm tired of people ignoring the blatant misogynoir that laces every conversation.
The END.
Folks need to be honest about this. I'm tired of people ignoring the blatant misogynoir that laces every conversation.
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Probably my favourite thing about being an adult is that if one night you want dinner to be “things on crackers” there’s absolutely no one to stop you doing just that.
December 7, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Probably my favourite thing about being an adult is that if one night you want dinner to be “things on crackers” there’s absolutely no one to stop you doing just that.
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Check out Dee's Advocacy Arena on Monday's on Spoutible. Thank you, @desia.bsky.social for your hard work to keep us informed.
Doris “Dorie” Miller was a 22-year-old Black messman aboard the USS West Virginia when Pearl Harbor was attacked on December 7, 1941.
—a reminder that institutions can celebrate a single act of Black bravery while resisting structural change that bravery demands.
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—a reminder that institutions can celebrate a single act of Black bravery while resisting structural change that bravery demands.
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Dorie Miller: A Story America Tried Not to Tell
From ‘Unnamed Negro Messman’ to American Hero
open.substack.com
December 7, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Check out Dee's Advocacy Arena on Monday's on Spoutible. Thank you, @desia.bsky.social for your hard work to keep us informed.
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I'm deeply concerned by this Administration's actions in the Caribbean.
Not only does it continue a trend of lawlessness, but it also is part of Trump's effort to reshape how our military is used – and it's not for the good of the American people.
Not only does it continue a trend of lawlessness, but it also is part of Trump's effort to reshape how our military is used – and it's not for the good of the American people.
December 7, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I'm deeply concerned by this Administration's actions in the Caribbean.
Not only does it continue a trend of lawlessness, but it also is part of Trump's effort to reshape how our military is used – and it's not for the good of the American people.
Not only does it continue a trend of lawlessness, but it also is part of Trump's effort to reshape how our military is used – and it's not for the good of the American people.