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sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣
![Screenshot of an email:
Subject: [PIPEXP-1192] Login Access Request
To: me
Good morning Kimberly! =^uwu^=;;
I’m sorry to hear that you’re having trouble logging into Jellyfin! It looks like your SSO account was indeed deactivated on 2025 Dec 15.
According to our records,
1. On or about 2025 Nov 15, you were broken up with by ___, who noted this as a “final break” on vis event report sheet. I’m also seeing that Ve ticked the “Unilateral” box, meaning it isn’t contestable.
2. Our Salesforce shows you aren’t close to any other polycule members
Unfortunately, our solo-poly access policy doesn’t allow us to extend resources to unpartnered members after the 30 day grace period following your break. This includes entertainment resources (Jellyfin / *darr / nzbget / Pornhub for Enterprise™ seat), as well as O365™, Adobe CC™, and shell access on the Nix clusters. We’re so sorry for your loss, cutie!! 😭💜
If you have any questions, you can reply to this email to generate another ticket, or you can contact zzzoeee@ from our Partner Infra team (note: three Zs and three Es in their LDAP, we have a lot of Zoes here!)
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Regards,
___ (🏳️⚧️she/her, UTC -5)
Partner Infra Platform Experiences team
As a courtesy, a copy of this email has been sent to your manager listed in Workday™
New name or pronouns? Dating someone new? Just visit go/update-me to update your account!
Include this line in your email to comment on the ticket: 250e084a-b937-47a6-948d-b519112ad35a](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rhtazgvloflondzburvubdft/bafkreids254lgwtdyd62paodq5ynb5tatkemp5l77ynw6udhshedj6pab4@jpeg)
December 17, 2025 at 2:49 PM
sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣
BREAKING NEWS:
Girl legitimately having fun tinkering with computer, and actively enjoyed setting up OpenID on her servers for all of her 2 (two) users, including herself
Girl legitimately having fun tinkering with computer, and actively enjoyed setting up OpenID on her servers for all of her 2 (two) users, including herself
November 26, 2025 at 9:42 PM
BREAKING NEWS:
Girl legitimately having fun tinkering with computer, and actively enjoyed setting up OpenID on her servers for all of her 2 (two) users, including herself
Girl legitimately having fun tinkering with computer, and actively enjoyed setting up OpenID on her servers for all of her 2 (two) users, including herself
You all will have to wait for the really long propagation of DNS nameservers...
But you will soon be able to register your @*.trouse.rs handles (via @handles.net) soon.
But you will soon be able to register your @*.trouse.rs handles (via @handles.net) soon.
November 20, 2025 at 3:32 AM
You all will have to wait for the really long propagation of DNS nameservers...
But you will soon be able to register your @*.trouse.rs handles (via @handles.net) soon.
But you will soon be able to register your @*.trouse.rs handles (via @handles.net) soon.
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Dire "mon mauvais" c'est chouffin envoyer blousque
November 19, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Dire "mon mauvais" c'est chouffin envoyer blousque
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Hey authors! Check to see if Anthropic stole your book to train their slop generator on. You’re entitled to $1500 per stolen Work.
Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim
secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup/
Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim
secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup/
Submit a Claim
secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com
November 18, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Hey authors! Check to see if Anthropic stole your book to train their slop generator on. You’re entitled to $1500 per stolen Work.
Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim
secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup/
Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim
secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup/
I hate Linux so fucking much it's unreal
Fedora is shitting the bed and throws me fork errors
NixOS will NOT let me rebuild my system because... Gnome ?
Ubuntu is Ubuntu
My Arch install can't keep a stable ID for my IR camera
Someone please free me from this hell
Fedora is shitting the bed and throws me fork errors
NixOS will NOT let me rebuild my system because... Gnome ?
Ubuntu is Ubuntu
My Arch install can't keep a stable ID for my IR camera
Someone please free me from this hell
November 15, 2025 at 11:16 AM
I hate Linux so fucking much it's unreal
Fedora is shitting the bed and throws me fork errors
NixOS will NOT let me rebuild my system because... Gnome ?
Ubuntu is Ubuntu
My Arch install can't keep a stable ID for my IR camera
Someone please free me from this hell
Fedora is shitting the bed and throws me fork errors
NixOS will NOT let me rebuild my system because... Gnome ?
Ubuntu is Ubuntu
My Arch install can't keep a stable ID for my IR camera
Someone please free me from this hell
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![image of andrew cuomo at his nyc mayoral election watch party with disco elysium ui text overlay that reads:
Suggestion [Challenging: Failure] - You thought you did everything right. You had the money, the power, and the fame. Where did it all go wrong? Why couldn't those sniveling little city dwellers see that you were meant to lead them? You're now a twice certified loser from a family of winners. Your father's name is on a bridge. Your name is next to a Wikipedia entry that says "sexual harassment allegations."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:eqh433fdh2bqhvt455e3tg67/bafkreibvgcmgeluhegcun73wdfsve7nzg3djqxf5cnpxz6t54i7jsf5uby@jpeg)
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Married her yesterday.
I asked my girlfriend if there was anything she wanted from the store and the first thing she asked was, “how is our cheese situation.” I’m going to marry this woman.
November 1, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Married her yesterday.
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for quite literally any reason if you take any variety of hormones that's really cool. in the whole of human history, the ability to have such a direct hand in our own biology was unfathomable. it is cutting edge technology akin to magic and it's the coolest thing in the world. hormomes fucking rule
ok but to be honest if someone actually transitioned purely cause they felt like it was a trend they wanted to get in on that would be cool as hell? like yeah, use that bodily autonomy, fuck around because you feel like it
October 29, 2025 at 3:55 PM
for quite literally any reason if you take any variety of hormones that's really cool. in the whole of human history, the ability to have such a direct hand in our own biology was unfathomable. it is cutting edge technology akin to magic and it's the coolest thing in the world. hormomes fucking rule
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oh you’re a nihilist? name zero things that matter
October 17, 2025 at 4:10 PM
oh you’re a nihilist? name zero things that matter
SCRUM Daily's are mandatory
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand
I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
October 12, 2025 at 7:12 PM
SCRUM Daily's are mandatory
Deleting your things on tangled doesn't remove them for your PDS.
Couldn't find the button to delete a leaflet blog, so deleted it from my PDS, now the domain is limbo stuck.
I love this network.
Couldn't find the button to delete a leaflet blog, so deleted it from my PDS, now the domain is limbo stuck.
I love this network.
October 7, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Deleting your things on tangled doesn't remove them for your PDS.
Couldn't find the button to delete a leaflet blog, so deleted it from my PDS, now the domain is limbo stuck.
I love this network.
Couldn't find the button to delete a leaflet blog, so deleted it from my PDS, now the domain is limbo stuck.
I love this network.
Computer sucks. Social networks sucks. Everything fucking sucks.
I legit though this social network could be great. Turns out is shit. Mastodon is *still* shit. All the rest are owned by assholes.
They even took cohost from us.
I legit though this social network could be great. Turns out is shit. Mastodon is *still* shit. All the rest are owned by assholes.
They even took cohost from us.
October 7, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Computer sucks. Social networks sucks. Everything fucking sucks.
I legit though this social network could be great. Turns out is shit. Mastodon is *still* shit. All the rest are owned by assholes.
They even took cohost from us.
I legit though this social network could be great. Turns out is shit. Mastodon is *still* shit. All the rest are owned by assholes.
They even took cohost from us.
@cloudflare.social will NOT let you respond "Doesn't wish to answer" when you stop a subscription. They WILL force you to tell them where you want to.
(And they account deletion popup doesn't work)
(And they account deletion popup doesn't work)
October 7, 2025 at 7:55 PM
@cloudflare.social will NOT let you respond "Doesn't wish to answer" when you stop a subscription. They WILL force you to tell them where you want to.
(And they account deletion popup doesn't work)
(And they account deletion popup doesn't work)