House of 1000 Fionas
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oh god, it's come to this
Pinned
"EAR MUFFS WHEN IT'S 55°? HO HO, I WISH YOU LUCK ON MAKING IT TO SPRING," I boom as my shorts-clad body emerges, steaming, from the Rite Aid
(pointing at the trident hood ornament on a luxury vehicle) Ah, I see you got the new Hyundai Poseidon
November 10, 2025 at 12:47 AM
(pointing at the trident hood ornament on a luxury vehicle) Ah, I see you got the new Hyundai Poseidon
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How pissed would you be if you were giving a smooch to a frog and it turned into a human man. Oh I gotta deal with this guy now
June 17, 2023 at 11:26 PM
How pissed would you be if you were giving a smooch to a frog and it turned into a human man. Oh I gotta deal with this guy now
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ME: Jesus christ. The Chicken Man? When was this?
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN: last night
ME: fuck.... well, at least his house is okay
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN: *looks concerned*
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN: last night
ME: fuck.... well, at least his house is okay
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN: *looks concerned*
October 2, 2024 at 2:53 PM
ME: Jesus christ. The Chicken Man? When was this?
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN: last night
ME: fuck.... well, at least his house is okay
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN: *looks concerned*
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN: last night
ME: fuck.... well, at least his house is okay
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN: *looks concerned*
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"EAR MUFFS WHEN IT'S 55°? HO HO, I WISH YOU LUCK ON MAKING IT TO SPRING," I boom as my shorts-clad body emerges, steaming, from the Rite Aid
October 16, 2024 at 10:18 PM
"EAR MUFFS WHEN IT'S 55°? HO HO, I WISH YOU LUCK ON MAKING IT TO SPRING," I boom as my shorts-clad body emerges, steaming, from the Rite Aid
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HAPPY SHIT GARBAGE WEDNESDAY EVERYONE!!!
November 13, 2024 at 2:41 PM
HAPPY SHIT GARBAGE WEDNESDAY EVERYONE!!!
My main hobbies
October 22, 2025 at 4:35 AM
My main hobbies
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just moved to a desolate and forbidding moor and honestly it’s really chill. I’d love to see this ever-present fog try to envelop me in madness
October 18, 2025 at 4:19 PM
just moved to a desolate and forbidding moor and honestly it’s really chill. I’d love to see this ever-present fog try to envelop me in madness
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A fulfilling career is nice but the real dream is saying something profound before using your ultimate attack.
August 25, 2025 at 5:33 PM
A fulfilling career is nice but the real dream is saying something profound before using your ultimate attack.
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"Tracy you can't fly anymore, remember?"
*cut to Tracy stood in a plane brandishing a box cutter. his expression is tense and angry but he is saying "If you do not all calm down I cannot teach you about knife safety" in Arabic*
*cut to Tracy stood in a plane brandishing a box cutter. his expression is tense and angry but he is saying "If you do not all calm down I cannot teach you about knife safety" in Arabic*
October 10, 2025 at 1:20 PM
"Tracy you can't fly anymore, remember?"
*cut to Tracy stood in a plane brandishing a box cutter. his expression is tense and angry but he is saying "If you do not all calm down I cannot teach you about knife safety" in Arabic*
*cut to Tracy stood in a plane brandishing a box cutter. his expression is tense and angry but he is saying "If you do not all calm down I cannot teach you about knife safety" in Arabic*
As I approach 40, I can't help but think about all the things I'll probably never get to accomplish in life. Like having a short story published, or learning how to fry scream 😔
October 10, 2025 at 2:34 AM
As I approach 40, I can't help but think about all the things I'll probably never get to accomplish in life. Like having a short story published, or learning how to fry scream 😔
As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be the funny co-worker
October 9, 2025 at 6:04 AM
As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be the funny co-worker
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I can see the N¥T building from my cubicle, and it's very hard not to put sticky notes on the window spelling out a big "you suck so bad"
March 3, 2024 at 6:41 PM
I can see the N¥T building from my cubicle, and it's very hard not to put sticky notes on the window spelling out a big "you suck so bad"
I work at the plate-spinning plant. I work at the torture factory. I work at the combination plate-spinning plant and torture factory.
October 1, 2025 at 5:55 AM
I work at the plate-spinning plant. I work at the torture factory. I work at the combination plate-spinning plant and torture factory.
Another day, another (screams forever)
September 30, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Another day, another (screams forever)
Sumo:
Two men enter.
One man leaves.
That man loses.
Two men enter.
One man leaves.
That man loses.
September 28, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Sumo:
Two men enter.
One man leaves.
That man loses.
Two men enter.
One man leaves.
That man loses.
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Hey a thing I really don’t want to get lost here is that while Tylenol doesn’t cause autism, IT’S FINE TO BE AUTISTIC. Let’s not grant them the premise that autism should be eradicated in our way to correct the science, okay? Okay.
September 22, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Hey a thing I really don’t want to get lost here is that while Tylenol doesn’t cause autism, IT’S FINE TO BE AUTISTIC. Let’s not grant them the premise that autism should be eradicated in our way to correct the science, okay? Okay.
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neera tanden: we need to expand the tent by killing people, who will cause it to swell with corpse gas
September 20, 2025 at 3:25 PM
neera tanden: we need to expand the tent by killing people, who will cause it to swell with corpse gas
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(existential Borat) my life
September 13, 2025 at 2:02 AM
(existential Borat) my life
Cry in the shower, scream in the car 😎
September 19, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Cry in the shower, scream in the car 😎
Anyone who accidentally saw the footage (and isn't a ghoul like me who is used to things like that) - play some Tetris or a word game. I'm not kidding.
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/29152159/
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/29152159/
Tetris and Word games lead to fewer intrusive memories when applied several days after analogue trauma - PubMed
<span><b>Background</b>: Intrusive trauma memories are a key symptom of posttraumatic stress disorder (PTSD), so disrupting their recurrence is highly important. Intrusion development was hindered by ...
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
September 11, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Anyone who accidentally saw the footage (and isn't a ghoul like me who is used to things like that) - play some Tetris or a word game. I'm not kidding.
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/29152159/
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/29152159/
Last night I had a dream that my old roommate and I were visiting some wealthy people we went to college with, in the dream they were living in Belgium or some shit, and they were carefree and enjoying being alive, and I did a lot of furious screaming into a pillow about it
Lol what could that mean
Lol what could that mean
September 5, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Last night I had a dream that my old roommate and I were visiting some wealthy people we went to college with, in the dream they were living in Belgium or some shit, and they were carefree and enjoying being alive, and I did a lot of furious screaming into a pillow about it
Lol what could that mean
Lol what could that mean
Wearing my emotional support Judas Priest tee shirt
August 22, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Wearing my emotional support Judas Priest tee shirt
Today I forgot to eat lunch and I went past "hangry" into "hangry 2: existential hangst"
August 7, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Today I forgot to eat lunch and I went past "hangry" into "hangry 2: existential hangst"