CocktailMD
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it's 2am and this nasi lemak joint in Penang is popping off
(shout out to Malaysian food - built for deliciousness, not the gram)
(shout out to Malaysian food - built for deliciousness, not the gram)
November 15, 2025 at 6:25 PM
it's 2am and this nasi lemak joint in Penang is popping off
(shout out to Malaysian food - built for deliciousness, not the gram)
(shout out to Malaysian food - built for deliciousness, not the gram)
i don't know the context of the original post, but either this is an Andy Kaufman level brilliant performance, or this man booked every seat on the struggle bus and posted this as a desperate cry for help. i see no in between.
this is either the face of an oscar winner or, more likely ...
this is either the face of an oscar winner or, more likely ...
November 15, 2025 at 6:00 PM
i don't know the context of the original post, but either this is an Andy Kaufman level brilliant performance, or this man booked every seat on the struggle bus and posted this as a desperate cry for help. i see no in between.
this is either the face of an oscar winner or, more likely ...
this is either the face of an oscar winner or, more likely ...
i mean, are you even a real cocktail bar if you don't have a rotovap?
(admittedly i had very specific plans for the use of one but their near ubiquity is making me less inclined to pursue that route)
(admittedly i had very specific plans for the use of one but their near ubiquity is making me less inclined to pursue that route)
November 15, 2025 at 2:39 PM
i mean, are you even a real cocktail bar if you don't have a rotovap?
(admittedly i had very specific plans for the use of one but their near ubiquity is making me less inclined to pursue that route)
(admittedly i had very specific plans for the use of one but their near ubiquity is making me less inclined to pursue that route)
xG apologist vibes
Striker: I took a shot and the result was outstanding.
Reporter: Was it a goal?
Striker: I have no idea what they analyzed, but whatever they analyzed, they analyzed it well.
Striker: I took a shot and the result was outstanding.
Reporter: Was it a goal?
Striker: I have no idea what they analyzed, but whatever they analyzed, they analyzed it well.
Trump: I had an MRI and the result was outstanding.
Reporter: Was it your brain?
Trump: I have no idea what they analyzed, but whatever they analyzed, they analyzed it well.
Reporter: Was it your brain?
Trump: I have no idea what they analyzed, but whatever they analyzed, they analyzed it well.
November 15, 2025 at 9:05 AM
xG apologist vibes
Striker: I took a shot and the result was outstanding.
Reporter: Was it a goal?
Striker: I have no idea what they analyzed, but whatever they analyzed, they analyzed it well.
Striker: I took a shot and the result was outstanding.
Reporter: Was it a goal?
Striker: I have no idea what they analyzed, but whatever they analyzed, they analyzed it well.
when we raised silk worms in school I never imagined one day I'd have one as a cocktail garnish. of course, if a five year old is imagining cocktail garnishes something has gone horribly wrong ...
November 11, 2025 at 1:28 PM
when we raised silk worms in school I never imagined one day I'd have one as a cocktail garnish. of course, if a five year old is imagining cocktail garnishes something has gone horribly wrong ...
though chuck Schumer works too ...
November 10, 2025 at 10:59 AM
though chuck Schumer works too ...
lol at the tourist holding her hand up at the Thai guy on a scooter trying to get him to stop so she can cross the street
Thats Not How This Works Thats Not How Any Of This Works GIF
ALT: Thats Not How This Works Thats Not How Any Of This Works GIF
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 10:48 AM
lol at the tourist holding her hand up at the Thai guy on a scooter trying to get him to stop so she can cross the street
As someone who has delivered babies, competed in both Thai boxng and rowing, ridden horses (Western and English) - I'm just one activity away from list completion. (My sister fenced competitively but that's the closest I've come.)
Midwifery should be taught in the same course with fencing and boxing, riding and rowing.
November 9, 2025 at 2:09 PM
As someone who has delivered babies, competed in both Thai boxng and rowing, ridden horses (Western and English) - I'm just one activity away from list completion. (My sister fenced competitively but that's the closest I've come.)
I was not mentally prepared for this.
I'm fairly certain that within ten minutes of being in Chiang Mai I've seen more than 10x the number of farang I've seen in the past month in Ubon. Probably closer to 20x. Goddam we can be a lot.
I'm fairly certain that within ten minutes of being in Chiang Mai I've seen more than 10x the number of farang I've seen in the past month in Ubon. Probably closer to 20x. Goddam we can be a lot.
November 9, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I was not mentally prepared for this.
I'm fairly certain that within ten minutes of being in Chiang Mai I've seen more than 10x the number of farang I've seen in the past month in Ubon. Probably closer to 20x. Goddam we can be a lot.
I'm fairly certain that within ten minutes of being in Chiang Mai I've seen more than 10x the number of farang I've seen in the past month in Ubon. Probably closer to 20x. Goddam we can be a lot.
that incredulous look of "are you really not giving me scritches right now? maybe you just need a reminder how to start. don't worry I gotchu" made me smile every time
November 5, 2025 at 5:13 PM
that incredulous look of "are you really not giving me scritches right now? maybe you just need a reminder how to start. don't worry I gotchu" made me smile every time
Reposted by CocktailMD
OK but this is a banger tho
I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.
November 5, 2025 at 12:47 PM
OK but this is a banger tho
😂 💀
November 5, 2025 at 5:50 AM
😂 💀
Verifiably
Atrocious
Radford
Atrocious
Radford
November 4, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Verifiably
Atrocious
Radford
Atrocious
Radford
if there was any remaining question that DJT is off his rocker, look no further than the fact that he had a bathroom renovated and *didn't* have a Japanese style toilet installed
November 4, 2025 at 2:11 AM
if there was any remaining question that DJT is off his rocker, look no further than the fact that he had a bathroom renovated and *didn't* have a Japanese style toilet installed
every once in a while I'm reminded of the time Sarah McLachlan jumped into my arms, so at least I've got that going for me, which is nice
November 3, 2025 at 4:28 PM
every once in a while I'm reminded of the time Sarah McLachlan jumped into my arms, so at least I've got that going for me, which is nice
this is now my second favorite translation of spicy options for food delivery in thailand.
(my favorite is best shared in person over a drink)
(my favorite is best shared in person over a drink)
November 3, 2025 at 2:55 PM
this is now my second favorite translation of spicy options for food delivery in thailand.
(my favorite is best shared in person over a drink)
(my favorite is best shared in person over a drink)
you ever been close to a news story you know how there's always so much more to it than what you hear?
i can't help but think that we're only aware of a fraction of the crimes against humanity being perpetrated by our government.
so idk, find anything good and positive out there and hold it tight
i can't help but think that we're only aware of a fraction of the crimes against humanity being perpetrated by our government.
so idk, find anything good and positive out there and hold it tight
November 3, 2025 at 2:34 PM
you ever been close to a news story you know how there's always so much more to it than what you hear?
i can't help but think that we're only aware of a fraction of the crimes against humanity being perpetrated by our government.
so idk, find anything good and positive out there and hold it tight
i can't help but think that we're only aware of a fraction of the crimes against humanity being perpetrated by our government.
so idk, find anything good and positive out there and hold it tight
since I'm not training until tomorrow afternoon I'll take this opportunity to say ... put more beers in litre cans you cowards!
(this message brought to you by the council to reduce packaging waste)
(this message brought to you by the council to reduce packaging waste)
November 3, 2025 at 1:25 PM
since I'm not training until tomorrow afternoon I'll take this opportunity to say ... put more beers in litre cans you cowards!
(this message brought to you by the council to reduce packaging waste)
(this message brought to you by the council to reduce packaging waste)
I apologize to anyone I ever draft in Fantasy Football.
Currently have three on IR, three out with hamstring injuries, and a fourth who just came off a hamstring injury.
I might need to change my team name to "Call For A Stretcher"
Currently have three on IR, three out with hamstring injuries, and a fourth who just came off a hamstring injury.
I might need to change my team name to "Call For A Stretcher"
November 3, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I apologize to anyone I ever draft in Fantasy Football.
Currently have three on IR, three out with hamstring injuries, and a fourth who just came off a hamstring injury.
I might need to change my team name to "Call For A Stretcher"
Currently have three on IR, three out with hamstring injuries, and a fourth who just came off a hamstring injury.
I might need to change my team name to "Call For A Stretcher"
i'm old enough to remember when you woild go to a baseball game and always see at least one guy wearing these bad boys and filling out this paper
November 2, 2025 at 3:35 AM
i'm old enough to remember when you woild go to a baseball game and always see at least one guy wearing these bad boys and filling out this paper
it’s always slightly amusing to me when an app is competing for use and then makes its interface far less intuitive and functional in an attempt to look clean and modern. (looking at you, Safari's latest iOS version...)
November 1, 2025 at 6:15 AM
it’s always slightly amusing to me when an app is competing for use and then makes its interface far less intuitive and functional in an attempt to look clean and modern. (looking at you, Safari's latest iOS version...)
halloween costume idea:
the ghost of a bartender who's mostly okay but insufferable when drunk. he rattles his cocktail shaker full of fernet coins over your conversation and ominously moans "malöööööööört"
the ghost of a bartender who's mostly okay but insufferable when drunk. he rattles his cocktail shaker full of fernet coins over your conversation and ominously moans "malöööööööört"
November 1, 2025 at 12:12 AM
halloween costume idea:
the ghost of a bartender who's mostly okay but insufferable when drunk. he rattles his cocktail shaker full of fernet coins over your conversation and ominously moans "malöööööööört"
the ghost of a bartender who's mostly okay but insufferable when drunk. he rattles his cocktail shaker full of fernet coins over your conversation and ominously moans "malöööööööört"
I'm Ozymandias, yes the real Mandy
All you other Ozymannies are just despair-itating
So won't the real 'Mandius leave two legs?
Leave two legs, leave two legs?
All you other Ozymannies are just despair-itating
So won't the real 'Mandius leave two legs?
Leave two legs, leave two legs?
Once upon a desert sandy
As through winds the trav'ling man he
Spied the face of Ozymandy
Lying, simply lying there
Suddenly there was some writing
Pon the plinth that he was sighting
That the sand and time were blighting
Quoth the statue, "Now despair"
As through winds the trav'ling man he
Spied the face of Ozymandy
Lying, simply lying there
Suddenly there was some writing
Pon the plinth that he was sighting
That the sand and time were blighting
Quoth the statue, "Now despair"
There was an old man you could gaze
At his works in despair in a daze
If you looked upon them
And were mere mortal men
'Ozymandias mighty', it says
At his works in despair in a daze
If you looked upon them
And were mere mortal men
'Ozymandias mighty', it says
October 30, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I'm Ozymandias, yes the real Mandy
All you other Ozymannies are just despair-itating
So won't the real 'Mandius leave two legs?
Leave two legs, leave two legs?
All you other Ozymannies are just despair-itating
So won't the real 'Mandius leave two legs?
Leave two legs, leave two legs?
can't wait to hear the @thecoolerguild.bsky.social take on this ...
This might be the most “game’s gone” story of all time? www.theguardian.com/football/202...
Seattle Reign coach Laura Harvey says she used ChatGPT for team tactics
Harvey, who has been head coach of the NWSL team since 2021, said the OpenAI service suggested a move to a back five for certain opponents
www.theguardian.com
October 30, 2025 at 9:41 PM
can't wait to hear the @thecoolerguild.bsky.social take on this ...