CocktailMD
@cocktailmd.bsky.social
"raises suspicions"
yeah, and me ordering tacos "raises suspicions" that i'm going to eat salsa
www.cnn.com/2026/02/18/p...
yeah, and me ordering tacos "raises suspicions" that i'm going to eat salsa
www.cnn.com/2026/02/18/p...
Trump Organization trademark raises suspicions that family could profit from Florida airport name change | CNN Politics
A recent trademark filing has some state lawmakers wondering if the Trump family is looking to profit off the renaming of the Palm Beach International Airport.
www.cnn.com
February 18, 2026 at 11:06 PM
"raises suspicions"
yeah, and me ordering tacos "raises suspicions" that i'm going to eat salsa
www.cnn.com/2026/02/18/p...
yeah, and me ordering tacos "raises suspicions" that i'm going to eat salsa
www.cnn.com/2026/02/18/p...
In Shrinking S3E4 Harrison Ford enters a scene singing the Indiana Jones theme. If that movie exists in the Shrinking universe then who plays Indy? I just hope @vdoozer.bsky.social circles back to make it a joke Janitor/Fugitive style!
February 18, 2026 at 6:10 PM
In Shrinking S3E4 Harrison Ford enters a scene singing the Indiana Jones theme. If that movie exists in the Shrinking universe then who plays Indy? I just hope @vdoozer.bsky.social circles back to make it a joke Janitor/Fugitive style!
i'm a big proponent of the courtesy wave when changing lanes, but the signal for "it's okay to come over" is flashing your lights, not honking at me, in which case
no wave for you!
no wave for you!
a chef says no soup for you while another chef looks on
ALT: a chef says no soup for you while another chef looks on
media.tenor.com
February 17, 2026 at 9:57 PM
i'm a big proponent of the courtesy wave when changing lanes, but the signal for "it's okay to come over" is flashing your lights, not honking at me, in which case
no wave for you!
no wave for you!
i don't know who is in charge of stocking my home kitchen, but when i find out who's responsible for running out of gochujang there will be hell to pay
Suspect Guilty GIF
ALT: Suspect Guilty GIF
media.tenor.com
February 17, 2026 at 9:04 PM
i don't know who is in charge of stocking my home kitchen, but when i find out who's responsible for running out of gochujang there will be hell to pay
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I promise nothing complete; because any human thing supposed to be complete, must for that very reason infallibly be faulty.
February 17, 2026 at 5:47 PM
I promise nothing complete; because any human thing supposed to be complete, must for that very reason infallibly be faulty.
this is going to lead to a "service" that routes your searches through accounts with lower price points to save you money, but then *they'll* have all of your data, which of course they'll eventually sell off with the company...
[cues up circus music]
[cues up circus music]
(1/11) If you live in NY, you’ve probably started seeing a new warning: “THIS PRICE WAS SET BY AN ALGORITHM USING YOUR PERSONAL DATA.” This mandatory disclosure went into effect late last year, and it’s the first attempt by a US state to grapple with a new generation of surveillance pricing.
February 17, 2026 at 6:50 PM
this is going to lead to a "service" that routes your searches through accounts with lower price points to save you money, but then *they'll* have all of your data, which of course they'll eventually sell off with the company...
[cues up circus music]
[cues up circus music]
as an actual genius said to me once "anything is a sex toy if you try hard enough"
February 17, 2026 at 5:38 PM
as an actual genius said to me once "anything is a sex toy if you try hard enough"
if i could make it i'd borrow my friend's shirt to take the most epic picture ever
February 17, 2026 at 3:03 AM
if i could make it i'd borrow my friend's shirt to take the most epic picture ever
not my original content, still funny
February 16, 2026 at 9:28 PM
not my original content, still funny
Reposted by CocktailMD
”This is a world of compensations; and he who would *be* no slave, must consent to *have* no slave. Those who deny freedom to others, deserve it not for themselves; and, under a just God, can not long retain it.”
February 16, 2026 at 5:11 PM
”This is a world of compensations; and he who would *be* no slave, must consent to *have* no slave. Those who deny freedom to others, deserve it not for themselves; and, under a just God, can not long retain it.”
Most people just tell ICE agents to go fuck themselves, they were providing the adequate resources and that's just being courteous!
No good deed I guess 🤷♂️
No good deed I guess 🤷♂️
"State police and Hennepin County sheriffs in riot gear arrested up to 54 protesters."
"[R]esponse to protesters throwing rubber dildos over chainlink fences at passing vehicles suspected of being driven by ICE agents."
#Minnesota #USA #Protest #Policing #Deportation #EthnicCleansing
"[R]esponse to protesters throwing rubber dildos over chainlink fences at passing vehicles suspected of being driven by ICE agents."
#Minnesota #USA #Protest #Policing #Deportation #EthnicCleansing
Dozens Arrested After Throwing Dildos at ICE Outside Whipple Federal Building
Police in riot gear arrested up to 54 protesters on Feb. 7 at the Whipple Federal Building following a day of actions that culminated in protesters throwing hundreds of dildos.
unicornriot.ninja
February 15, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Most people just tell ICE agents to go fuck themselves, they were providing the adequate resources and that's just being courteous!
No good deed I guess 🤷♂️
No good deed I guess 🤷♂️
my baby bar launches its very own single malt scotch this week, made in collaboration with the Isle of Raasay distillery who let us play blender with their cask samples (and had their cooperage in France break down a full size Sauternes cask to build us a 60L one)!
February 15, 2026 at 11:42 PM
my baby bar launches its very own single malt scotch this week, made in collaboration with the Isle of Raasay distillery who let us play blender with their cask samples (and had their cooperage in France break down a full size Sauternes cask to build us a 60L one)!
my prescription for you all:
February 15, 2026 at 6:26 AM
my prescription for you all:
"The threat has been neutralized..."
on the list of things you should be able to answer clearly, "was the 'threat' just a party balloon?" feels like it should be an easy one
youtu.be/8pPa4fWio_I?...
on the list of things you should be able to answer clearly, "was the 'threat' just a party balloon?" feels like it should be an easy one
youtu.be/8pPa4fWio_I?...
Noem Asked: 'Can You Confirm That CBP Hit A Party Balloon They Thought Was A Drone' In El Paso?
YouTube video by Forbes Breaking News
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February 15, 2026 at 4:25 AM
"The threat has been neutralized..."
on the list of things you should be able to answer clearly, "was the 'threat' just a party balloon?" feels like it should be an easy one
youtu.be/8pPa4fWio_I?...
on the list of things you should be able to answer clearly, "was the 'threat' just a party balloon?" feels like it should be an easy one
youtu.be/8pPa4fWio_I?...
I also quoted this strip both during and after medical school
February 15, 2026 at 4:01 AM
I also quoted this strip both during and after medical school
1975's Be My Valentine, Charlie Brown (appletv) is kind of a banger w/ some great writing!
- Lucy causes drama then lights up at this sign a scene later
- 10/10 candy heart gags
- Chuck gets some revenge on Lucy
- snoopy eats a bunch of chocolate!
- Elizabeth Barrett Browning gets a shout
- Lucy causes drama then lights up at this sign a scene later
- 10/10 candy heart gags
- Chuck gets some revenge on Lucy
- snoopy eats a bunch of chocolate!
- Elizabeth Barrett Browning gets a shout
February 15, 2026 at 3:59 AM
1975's Be My Valentine, Charlie Brown (appletv) is kind of a banger w/ some great writing!
- Lucy causes drama then lights up at this sign a scene later
- 10/10 candy heart gags
- Chuck gets some revenge on Lucy
- snoopy eats a bunch of chocolate!
- Elizabeth Barrett Browning gets a shout
- Lucy causes drama then lights up at this sign a scene later
- 10/10 candy heart gags
- Chuck gets some revenge on Lucy
- snoopy eats a bunch of chocolate!
- Elizabeth Barrett Browning gets a shout
Marking myself as moderate to high risk
Hegseth to US military: if you get into MIT, we won't let you attend because of the risk that you will be exposed to ideas hostile to MAGA when you study there.
February 14, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Marking myself as moderate to high risk
alternate valentines for those with different priorities
February 14, 2026 at 11:19 PM
alternate valentines for those with different priorities
i rarely donate to campaigns and even more rarely to ones out of my area, but we all suffer because of Susan Collins's perpetual "concern" so ... donation sent!
February 14, 2026 at 9:16 PM
i rarely donate to campaigns and even more rarely to ones out of my area, but we all suffer because of Susan Collins's perpetual "concern" so ... donation sent!
people with USAA watch out for scam fraud calls!
I just got a really advanced one, spoofed number and all, that even had me suckered into believing it for a little bit. If you get a fraud alert just hang up and call USAA directly to see if it's real.
I just got a really advanced one, spoofed number and all, that even had me suckered into believing it for a little bit. If you get a fraud alert just hang up and call USAA directly to see if it's real.
February 14, 2026 at 9:11 PM
people with USAA watch out for scam fraud calls!
I just got a really advanced one, spoofed number and all, that even had me suckered into believing it for a little bit. If you get a fraud alert just hang up and call USAA directly to see if it's real.
I just got a really advanced one, spoofed number and all, that even had me suckered into believing it for a little bit. If you get a fraud alert just hang up and call USAA directly to see if it's real.
here's a fun headline madlibs. just try to guess what the next word in the headline ka. remember, he's wackadoodle, so guess accordingly!
February 14, 2026 at 11:05 AM
here's a fun headline madlibs. just try to guess what the next word in the headline ka. remember, he's wackadoodle, so guess accordingly!
this is ripe for further study.
i hope someone does it
i hope someone does it
February 14, 2026 at 2:19 AM
this is ripe for further study.
i hope someone does it
i hope someone does it
ordering chicken fingers with the hard R
February 12, 2026 at 5:43 PM
ordering chicken fingers with the hard R