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this is ripe for further study.
i hope someone does it
i hope someone does it
February 14, 2026 at 2:19 AM
this is ripe for further study.
i hope someone does it
i hope someone does it
ordering chicken fingers with the hard R
February 12, 2026 at 5:43 PM
ordering chicken fingers with the hard R
i often wonder how snoring survived evolution
February 11, 2026 at 8:34 AM
i often wonder how snoring survived evolution
it's green, i can say that for it
February 11, 2026 at 8:01 AM
it's green, i can say that for it
what percentage of these do you think are just hate watching the other performance?
As of Tuesday, the Bad Bunny halftime show video on the NFL’s YouTube channel had more than 57M views, while the archived video of Turning Point’s halftime show on its YouTube channel had 21M views.
Full Super Bowl viewership numbers: www.nytimes.com/athletic/703...
Full Super Bowl viewership numbers: www.nytimes.com/athletic/703...
Super Bowl LX draws 124.9 million viewers, Bad Bunny 128.2 million
The game peaked with 137.8 million viewers in the second quarter, the most-watched moment in U.S. television history.
www.nytimes.com
February 11, 2026 at 2:53 AM
what percentage of these do you think are just hate watching the other performance?
Good.
one of the first things they tought us in Officer Training was that you shouldn't follow an illegal order because "i was just following orders" is the defense of war criminals
one of the first things they tought us in Officer Training was that you shouldn't follow an illegal order because "i was just following orders" is the defense of war criminals
NEWS
The Trump administration tried and failed on Tuesday to secure an indictment in connection with a video featuring six Democratic lawmakers urging members of the military and intelligence communities not to comply with unlawful orders.
Full Story: nbcnews.to/4r4Ts3v
The Trump administration tried and failed on Tuesday to secure an indictment in connection with a video featuring six Democratic lawmakers urging members of the military and intelligence communities not to comply with unlawful orders.
Full Story: nbcnews.to/4r4Ts3v
February 11, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Good.
one of the first things they tought us in Officer Training was that you shouldn't follow an illegal order because "i was just following orders" is the defense of war criminals
one of the first things they tought us in Officer Training was that you shouldn't follow an illegal order because "i was just following orders" is the defense of war criminals
man, that was a great halftime show!
so so good!
remember how our president posted a super racist meme and actively covers up an international trafficking ring?
also, i should buy more vlasic kosher dill wholes, i'm running low
(which is to say it's a rollercoaster in my head but also yours too)
so so good!
remember how our president posted a super racist meme and actively covers up an international trafficking ring?
also, i should buy more vlasic kosher dill wholes, i'm running low
(which is to say it's a rollercoaster in my head but also yours too)
February 11, 2026 at 2:27 AM
man, that was a great halftime show!
so so good!
remember how our president posted a super racist meme and actively covers up an international trafficking ring?
also, i should buy more vlasic kosher dill wholes, i'm running low
(which is to say it's a rollercoaster in my head but also yours too)
so so good!
remember how our president posted a super racist meme and actively covers up an international trafficking ring?
also, i should buy more vlasic kosher dill wholes, i'm running low
(which is to say it's a rollercoaster in my head but also yours too)
it is rather funny watching the right fall all over themselves about Kid Rock because he's all they've got 😂
February 11, 2026 at 12:36 AM
it is rather funny watching the right fall all over themselves about Kid Rock because he's all they've got 😂
pshhh, italians get all the good kit sponsors
February 10, 2026 at 8:19 PM
pshhh, italians get all the good kit sponsors
i love that a socially acceptable way to gauge someone will be to ask them what they thought of the halftime show
February 10, 2026 at 12:26 PM
i love that a socially acceptable way to gauge someone will be to ask them what they thought of the halftime show
we used to be a real country
February 10, 2026 at 12:23 PM
we used to be a real country
if that's real then goddam what a moment
February 10, 2026 at 8:35 AM
if that's real then goddam what a moment
i'm realizing how much of what i thought was sound mix issues at first was actually because they were censoring so many of the lyrics (because that first song is rather, shall we say, ribald) 😂
February 10, 2026 at 8:14 AM
i'm realizing how much of what i thought was sound mix issues at first was actually because they were censoring so many of the lyrics (because that first song is rather, shall we say, ribald) 😂
also, shout out Ricky Martin reminding everyone just how good his pipes are cuz goddam!
February 10, 2026 at 7:59 AM
also, shout out Ricky Martin reminding everyone just how good his pipes are cuz goddam!
oh man whoever is in charge of punctuation over at closed captions r us is soooooo getting fired for this egregious use of a period!
February 10, 2026 at 7:53 AM
oh man whoever is in charge of punctuation over at closed captions r us is soooooo getting fired for this egregious use of a period!
hey remember before that halftime show started and we were all like ooh what's he gonna do for the show all excited but with no idea he's about to melt our brains lol
February 10, 2026 at 7:27 AM
hey remember before that halftime show started and we were all like ooh what's he gonna do for the show all excited but with no idea he's about to melt our brains lol
i'm increasingly realizing just how much i learned about myself the moment the bell rang to start round two of my first ever fight
February 10, 2026 at 6:38 AM
i'm increasingly realizing just how much i learned about myself the moment the bell rang to start round two of my first ever fight
age verification?
i got personal pan pizzas for reading
i got personal pan pizzas for reading
Age verification?
I can program a VCR
I can program a VCR
age verification?
I played Civ 1
I played Civ 1
February 10, 2026 at 6:34 AM
age verification?
i got personal pan pizzas for reading
i got personal pan pizzas for reading
genuinely dgaf? it was such a clownish beatdown that a fake stat like that is believable? fuck yeah that makes it even better imo.
gimme the most ridiculous list of stats with only half of them true and the fact that it'll even be a question is delicious nomnomnom
gimme the most ridiculous list of stats with only half of them true and the fact that it'll even be a question is delicious nomnomnom
Chat that stat that was going around saying Bad Bunny had more yards with the football during his halftime show than the Patriots did all game was made up but nevertheless a solid burn
www.sportingnews.com/us/nfl/news/...
www.sportingnews.com/us/nfl/news/...
February 10, 2026 at 6:30 AM
genuinely dgaf? it was such a clownish beatdown that a fake stat like that is believable? fuck yeah that makes it even better imo.
gimme the most ridiculous list of stats with only half of them true and the fact that it'll even be a question is delicious nomnomnom
gimme the most ridiculous list of stats with only half of them true and the fact that it'll even be a question is delicious nomnomnom
hang on, did Benny even break a sweat during the greatest performance in the history of television?
(and if it isn't then by all means let's hear your pitch for number one!)
(and if it isn't then by all means let's hear your pitch for number one!)
somewhere some photographer has a shot of his post-performance reaction that will become one of the most iconic photos and get printed in history books
February 10, 2026 at 5:18 AM
hang on, did Benny even break a sweat during the greatest performance in the history of television?
(and if it isn't then by all means let's hear your pitch for number one!)
(and if it isn't then by all means let's hear your pitch for number one!)
somewhere some photographer has a shot of his post-performance reaction that will become one of the most iconic photos and get printed in history books
February 10, 2026 at 5:12 AM
somewhere some photographer has a shot of his post-performance reaction that will become one of the most iconic photos and get printed in history books
every person on that stage had these thoughts:
1) don't be the one to fuck it up
2) whatever pressure they felt in that moment is truly nothing compared to the pressure he is under
So to glide through that performance with such effortless genius under that much pressure?
Real life superhero shit
1) don't be the one to fuck it up
2) whatever pressure they felt in that moment is truly nothing compared to the pressure he is under
So to glide through that performance with such effortless genius under that much pressure?
Real life superhero shit
February 10, 2026 at 2:45 AM
every person on that stage had these thoughts:
1) don't be the one to fuck it up
2) whatever pressure they felt in that moment is truly nothing compared to the pressure he is under
So to glide through that performance with such effortless genius under that much pressure?
Real life superhero shit
1) don't be the one to fuck it up
2) whatever pressure they felt in that moment is truly nothing compared to the pressure he is under
So to glide through that performance with such effortless genius under that much pressure?
Real life superhero shit
the blocking on the performance to not have a sea of camera operators, cables running everywhere, etc etc - the production itself was virtually invisible minus maybe an occasional camera on a wire or something like that, let alone lighting the shots so that the visuals popper the way they did?!
oof!
oof!
February 10, 2026 at 1:29 AM
the blocking on the performance to not have a sea of camera operators, cables running everywhere, etc etc - the production itself was virtually invisible minus maybe an occasional camera on a wire or something like that, let alone lighting the shots so that the visuals popper the way they did?!
oof!
oof!
in a world that feels like it's coming apart at the seams he had to make it so undeniably legendary that any attempt to claim otherwise was immediately downright laughable
helluva responsibility to willingly shoulder and he made it look as natural as breathing.
literally legendary
helluva responsibility to willingly shoulder and he made it look as natural as breathing.
literally legendary
what impresses me most a day later is how much he absolutely met the moment
he knows the eyes of the world - fans and haters alike - are on him and will scrutinize every detail
so instead of a PR-shaped stage or some other half-measure he made PR itself the stage in spectacular fashion
he knows the eyes of the world - fans and haters alike - are on him and will scrutinize every detail
so instead of a PR-shaped stage or some other half-measure he made PR itself the stage in spectacular fashion
February 10, 2026 at 1:24 AM
in a world that feels like it's coming apart at the seams he had to make it so undeniably legendary that any attempt to claim otherwise was immediately downright laughable
helluva responsibility to willingly shoulder and he made it look as natural as breathing.
literally legendary
helluva responsibility to willingly shoulder and he made it look as natural as breathing.
literally legendary